I used to know one of "those" kids (uh not Downs Syndrome you know what I mean). He was constantly telling lies about himself, but he could never make up his mind whether he wanted people to respect him or pity him, so it ended up being neither. We were watching some video about phobias and out of nowhere he called out, "I'm hydrophobic." We all just ignored him and kept watching the video and he never brought it up again. He also tried to claim a grass allergy while he was sitting on the grass.
I once bet him that he couldn't go a full hour without insulting someone and he stood up on his toes and turned apoplectic calling me every name under the sun. I just turned to my friend and said "the prosecution rests" and we h5'ed.
Then there was the time we had the school dance and he went around the classroom asking every single girl to go with him. Once they had all said no he started bawling. Ah, memories.
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I once bet him that he couldn't go a full hour without insulting someone and he stood up on his toes and turned apoplectic calling me every name under the sun. I just turned to my friend and said "the prosecution rests" and we h5'ed.
Then there was the time we had the school dance and he went around the classroom asking every single girl to go with him. Once they had all said no he started bawling. Ah, memories.
oh gosh
Eww.
Man Alcohol is gross I will never drink.
(Haha!)
people have told me this is because I have only had American beer
seems a rather snotty thing to say
Serious.
EDIT: It's actually kinda funny but I recently quit drinking and smoking pot.
I figure I'm just better off with my psychiatric medications and all.
gin
Make it two.
Wait no I quit.
FUCK.
maybe I'm just not made for drinkin'
Possible.
It's not for everyone.
Personally I figured I'm better off without it, due to my meds and the fact I've only enjoyed it once.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I NEED TO GO TO THE NURSE
And I never tried to do a back flip again.
Alcohol tastes like shit to everyone when they first start drinking. Eventually it doesn't taste so bad.
and people never believe me on this
Guinness
This isn't very true, but maybe I had the benefit of drinking things that tasted okay, and not horrible like beer.
high motherfuckin' 5
gin and tonics all night tonight
I couldnt see straight and now I took my contacts out and now I cant see shit
please do not do it
take that weak shit to D&D
fowl is a slang term for delicious in here *motions*
I don't think I've ever read or posted in D&D.
There are a few mixed drinks I like with gin in 'em, but I can't say I love the stuff like I love whisky. There even schnappses I prefer to neat gin.
Whiskey sours are wonderful inventions that do not taste like booze
i've never really enjoyed gin
and i mean, it's shit liquor.
the only reason it was drank in england was because it was cheap and they put a big time duty on all other import liquors.
even the jaeger is chill.
vodka? screwdrivers fix everything.
but beer is still my pride and joy.
beer fills my stomach too quickly for me to enjoy more than two
what really? I should give those a try then.
but not that purple stuff
fuck that purple stuff
t/f?
People give me weird looks when I tell them what I'm drinking, and most people don't really like it
You still taste the whiskey, but I feel like the sweet and sour takes care of the aftertaste and gives it a nice bite.
Most people think it's an old man drink though
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