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Like, srsly, how do you not know? Yet go for it? And where were these girls, man?
Off to silently brood at the awesome SO's thread.
I pronounce it bee-log.
Locked up in homes that made no effort to teach about sexuality.
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Alright.
I pronounce it bee-log.
Saving Silverman?
Never underestimate the power of a repressive household to make a girl want to experiment. Also, sneaking about as a teenager adds a certain amount of spice.
Later the next day when we were talking about where we'd like to go and hangout and stuff she mentioned that she dated this kid she met at work (supermarket) earlier in the day, made him pay for a movie then dumped him and told him she had a boyfriend (me).
Made the next few weeks of college -awwwkward- because I wouldn't even look at her anymore.
To this day I still laugh about it.
You came between her and Jesus...I'd be disturbed by that too :winky:
Went out on a few dates with a Filipino girl. She was about 4'9" and had a face like a 12-year-old, even at 26. (Fortunately she had significant curves so I didn't feel like a pedophile.)
Now imagine that young-looking, angelic face passionately, gleefully and very seriously saying to me during a make-out session: "I want to bite you so hard you bleed!"
And then I ran.
Also, Alyce, you sound like you will absolutely make some lucky bastard experience heaven on earth. So find someone deserving! (When you're ready, of course.)
The first girl I ever dated when I was 15 or so broke up with me because "god wouldn't want us to be together" (I am an atheist).
When I was in college, I also dated a girl who wanted to sleep with me on the first date and I didn't want to. Later she broke up with me because I wasn't christian. The irony was so delicious.
No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
My dad would have ripped him a new butt, pooped in it, sewed it up, and watch as he died of dysentery.
Always tended to date jerks. We were "boyfriend and girlfriend" off and on since we were in the first grade. We grew slightly apart near the end of highschool, and she started dating this real jerkwad named Gary. Meth head. Got her addicted to it for a while.
See, her one flaw was that she picked up the personalities of other people. One boyfriend hates X? She hates it. Next boyfriend loves X? She loves it. That's a good thing if you're in a relationship that allows you to explore things you like, but most people just used that trait to take over and do what ever they want.
She seriously wanted to date me once while I was in a serious relationship, so I had to turn her down.
She's married to a guy who's just not really that great of a person. And by not Great, I mean a complete soul sucking psychic vampire type of person.
It's so hard to peg this guy down. No one likes him and everyone has the same problem. He does a billion small things that, by themselves, aren't character ruining flaws. But when you stack them up, the guys a giant pile of walking douche.
I lived with them for a while and he would go out and buy everyone groceries. Well. My grocery money was spent on toilet paper and cleaning supplies while they bought food with theirs, so I'd have to go out shopping again.
They offered, without consulting me, to take care of our neighbors pet rabbits while the neighbors were on vacation. By taking care of them he meant shoving them into a closet. I came home to a bathroom full of rabbit pellets.
He got other neighbors kicked out of their place by leaving his busted as truck in the church parking lot for three months while they constantly complained.
He had to gumption to tell me, when I was living with them, that I don't spend enough time with them and they'd appreciate it if I hung out more. WTF?
He'd leave open containers of oysters and cheese all over the house.
Every time company would come over he'd play the same Skynard song on his acoustic.
He's starting a career in tattooing. She's the actual artist. She's stuck working the checkout line at a local supermarket. The guy's a know it all. He did his first tattoo on the night I stopped to visit the girl and he was already handing out tattoo advice to everyone and telling my fiancee that the one she had on her hand was terribly done and will fade and that the guy who did it sucks (he doesn't).
I wish I could remember the list of things this guy did. It was huge. I've largely purged him out of my mind.
I try to catch up to the girl from time to time, but since they're married they're largely hand in hand.
We were both in college. It was a long distance relationship. I'm from Québec, she was from Pennslvania and was going to college in Florida. Let's call her R.
We started talking in July '03. At first we were friends only, but we devloped feelings for each other and started a relationship in September. We had plans to meet after the end of the semester. I still remenber the planned meeting date : December 15, 2003
For the first 2 months everything was going great, but arround my birthday (Nov 12) I started to notice a change in her behaviour toward me.. she was becoming more and more distant, and I was wondering what the hell was going on. She wouldn't tell me.
One of her real life ''friend'', let's call her B, IM'd me out of the blue to tell me the truth : R was cheating on me with another guy. At first I didn't believed her. I tought she was trying to get back at R because she had slept with B's boyfriend before the start of our relationship. That should had been a huge red flag to never get romantically involved with R to begin with, I know.
When I confronted her after this talk , she admitted everything. B was indeed saying the truth, she was going out and sleeping with another guy and thats why she was growthing more distant from me.
That marks the only time in my entire life than I cried because of a girl.
I burnt her pictures and letters , deleted all the emails she had sent me, blocked her from MSN. I did tried to be just friends with her a few months afterwards, but that didnt work out very well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-heCy0CbQ
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy, I know that guy. Not personally. But I went to Berkeley too, and he lived on another floor of the building.
Then we were dormmates. Which floor? I was 6th.
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So that they can come share stories in this thread?
Ah...
I pronounce it bee-log.
No sex for you.
PAX mostly has "nice guys" instead of nice guys.
How can you expect to find a husband like that?
edit: She did say she wanted nice "boys". So not men, then.
I pronounce it bee-log.
Well damn, now I'm glad I'm not making it this year!
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How's a guy supposed to get some tail with you people buzzkilling?
I pronounce it bee-log.
"I tired of dating crazy girls in college, so I went back to the sock for a while."
Hey, it works!
"Time to go back to the sock for awhile."
(Actual quote from two Naval personnel.)
Holy shit, I laughed so hard at the subject of the final email.
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she is something amazingly more
holy shit
they have some serious issues me thinks
3:30 in so far
EDIT:
THEY HAD
THEY HAD
holy shiiiiiiiiiiit
Y'know, if she had just not slept with some other dude, it wouldn't have been so bad.
Also-I would have been wayyy more concerned than pissed off if my girlfriend had vanished for a few days without me being able to get in touch with them. Like, first thought- maybe she got hurt. FIRST PRIORITY- talk to parents. Don't just leave a message, actually TALK TO THEM.
It's like she was actively looking for drama and was too self-absorbed to consider the real life possibilities outside of him avoiding her.
GT: batshido Hit me up on ME3.
It was pretty obvious she was far, far too self absorbed
"Hahahaha oh JD that kidder! Europe for two weeks hahahaha!"
*Next morning* "WTF WHERE IS JD WHY WONT HE CALL ME"
How I imagine it went down
Called his friend a liar... :lol:
its like, wtf? Who says that?