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I am so sick of dogs

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    not cardio workouts

    serious muscle building workouts

    just get high calorie drinks

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cardio isn't working out

    cardio is exercise

    weighlifting is working out

    work out AND exercise

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dude needs protein

    been telling him for years

    but he still won't blow me

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What counts as "serious muscle building workouts?"

    Also, yeah, I think I'll go the high calorie drink route.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    weight lifting

    deadlifts

    that sort of thing

    I don't know much about it

    my wife does!

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dude needs protein

    been telling him for years

    but he still won't blow me
    But... semen is actually relatively low in protein...

    Also, I get plenty of protein, brosephs. I eat hella eggs, cheese, beans and rice.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What if you work out and exercise and you still are emaciated?
    like me

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    anyway I am off to my mom's place

    everyone be good or I will give ya'll such a whuppin

    Raneados on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    What if you work out and exercise and you still are emaciated?
    like me

    eat more calories

    eating more calories than what you burn every day = weight gain

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    dude needs protein

    been telling him for years

    but he still won't blow me
    But... semen is actually relatively low in protein...

    Also, I get plenty of protein, brosephs. I eat hella eggs, cheese, beans and rice.

    gotta supplement that shit dogg

    dude like you's got need of more protein then your average bro

    trust me, I'm a doctor

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    weight lifting

    deadlifts

    that sort of thing

    I don't know much about it

    my wife does!

    how is her lifting going anyway?

    last i saw she had made some serious progress with the weightloss

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    weight lifting

    deadlifts

    that sort of thing

    I don't know much about it

    my wife does!

    how is her lifting going anyway?

    last i saw she had made some serious progress with the weightloss

    she's doing awesome though I don't think she's been to the gym in a few weeks due to work and stuff

    I'm pretty proud of her

    once she's down here she's gonna make me work out too and then I will be fit and lean

    and then I'll show those bullies

    teach 'em to kick sand in my eye

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Get your ass back into boxing, shoe.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Get your ass back into boxing, shoe.

    that is a good idea

    I believe I will look into that

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm gonna grab breakfast (yeah, I was going to do that at 11 when I woke up, but... hey internet!)

    Then I shall go on a bike ride, I think.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the internet has sucked the will from stronger men than you or I, dustin

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dustin, hit me up if you need weight gaining tips

    I'll shoot you what I use in conjunction to force-feeding myself

    Stale on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cal needs 3-400 extra calories a day dan, not 1500

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    also, t dan:
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    none of this shit is important

    I have officially finished classes at cordon bleu

    that makes me awesome


    WHO WANT'S TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

    PiptheFair on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, t dan:
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    none of this shit is important

    I have officially finished classes at cordon bleu

    that makes me awesome


    WHO WANT'S TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

    I can give you some names here in ATL for internships


    also, I'm still a better chef

    Stale on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    gonna rape you

    also, doing my internship here sir

    also also, I will make sheri make you come to the food and wine festival and maybe put a boner on you

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    eat more
    Fuck, I knew I was doing something wrong.

    that is essentially the exact advice my doctor gave me (it worked)

    also, high calorie drinks like ensure once or twice a day after a meal will help you gain weight
    durrrr
    one solution doesn't work for all patients you tard

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I love making breakfast sandwiches

    so simple

    so delicious

    Moriveth on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    eat more
    Fuck, I knew I was doing something wrong.

    that is essentially the exact advice my doctor gave me (it worked)

    also, high calorie drinks like ensure once or twice a day after a meal will help you gain weight
    durrrr
    one solution doesn't work for all patients you tard

    eating more helps you gain weight??????

    PiptheFair on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Also I think I'm getting over the anxiety-nausea thing

    so yay

    Moriveth on
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hey guys, I think I have the flu and I was too goddamn stupid to call in to work so here I am feeling like shit. :x

    Darmak on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    gonna rape you

    also, doing my internship here sir

    also also, I will make sheri make you come to the food and wine festival and maybe put a boner on you

    give me dates

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    gonna rape you

    also, doing my internship here sir

    also also, I will make sheri make you come to the food and wine festival and maybe put a boner on you

    give me dates

    http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/parks/epcot/special-events/epcot-international-food-and-wine-festival/

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, t dan:
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    none of this shit is important

    I have officially finished classes at cordon bleu

    that makes me awesome


    WHO WANT'S TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

    I don't

    That is

    Why would you post a thing saying you are great at cooking in a thread about dogs? DON'T TEMPT ME WITH OBVIOUS RACIST JOKES

    Fiz on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, t dan:
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    none of this shit is important

    I have officially finished classes at cordon bleu

    that makes me awesome


    WHO WANT'S TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

    I don't

    That is

    Why would you post a thing saying you are great at cooking in a thread about dogs? DON'T TEMPT ME WITH OBVIOUS RACIST JOKES

    I was reposting it for dan you big silly

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, t dan:
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    none of this shit is important

    I have officially finished classes at cordon bleu

    that makes me awesome


    WHO WANT'S TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?

    I don't

    That is

    Why would you post a thing saying you are great at cooking in a thread about dogs? DON'T TEMPT ME WITH OBVIOUS RACIST JOKES

    I was reposting it for dan you big silly


    first week this Nov?

    Not a chance in hell, I'll be lucky to see sunlight after Memorial day or labor day or whatever that fucking holiday is in sept

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    goddamnit

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Did you really put an apostrophe in "wants"? C'mon, Pip. That is bush league.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    fuck off I was exhausted and your face is dumb

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    There is a dude on this bus who looks exactly like twilight

    should I ask if he is a Dracula

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I am making soup.

    The Geek on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm pretty sure he is not a Dracula

    it's pretty sunny

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    he could be sparkling

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm pretty sure he is not a Dracula

    it's pretty sunny

    Maybe he's just a mime.

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ask him if he is a dracula

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