So earlier today I was in Rome where it was a perfect sunny 31 degrees and now I'm back in England where tomorrow, if we're lucky, it'll be a cloudy 19degrees.
Hooray
oh boo hoo you live within a days driving distance of rome
meissnerd lets get a map of europe out and have a little talk
oh yeah
flight
it's cool, I'm used to it
canadians come to america and they're all "WHAT ARE THOSE STEEL BIRDS"
i heard you can fit like 5 canoes in one of those!
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
you go to extremes for shade I see.
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
So earlier today I was in Rome where it was a perfect sunny 31 degrees and now I'm back in England where tomorrow, if we're lucky, it'll be a cloudy 19degrees.
Hooray
oh boo hoo you live within a days driving distance of rome
meissnerd lets get a map of europe out and have a little talk
oh yeah
flight
it's cool, I'm used to it
canadians come to america and they're all "WHAT ARE THOSE STEEL BIRDS"
i heard you can fit like 5 canoes in one of those!
six, in the new ones
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
any girl who has touched my crotch within an hour of meeting her is probably someone riddled with disease
really? some of the skankier girls i've known have been the ones to insist on a condom.
that is a good thing.
Skanky is gross
Also it's so hot in here the bugs are coming out and into my hot-ass room and I went to open my window this morning only to find an enormous preying mantis just sitting on the handle
You don't fuck wit dem praying mantis', dey'll wreck yo' shit.
That reminds me, my grandmother is absolutely terrified of those things and I didn't know this as a young child and brought one to her and she screamed and nearly slapped me.
ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited August 2009
i got out of work early today because a water main broke so we had no water and thus no AC in the south, nor any way to run toilets, etc.
so i went to long horns and drank margaritas
life rulesssss
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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edited August 2009
I get spiders and ticks and stuff around sometimes. I burn them all.
any girl who has touched my crotch within an hour of meeting her is probably someone riddled with disease
really? some of the skankier girls i've known have been the ones to insist on a condom.
that is a good thing.
Skanky is gross
Also it's so hot in here the bugs are coming out and into my hot-ass room and I went to open my window this morning only to find an enormous preying mantis just sitting on the handle
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i heard you can fit like 5 canoes in one of those!
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
six, in the new ones
I'm glad I didn't drunkenly bang her though because I'm pretty sure she's a huge skank and I don't no nasty on my dick
my penis is only barely still hanging on
skankill butcher
That is his name.
don't wear it out
slap a slap a slap
would you consider yourself an expert in identifying lowercase letters?
really? some of the skankier girls i've known have been the ones to insist on a condom.
that is a good thing.
:^:
That's 107!
WEEEEEEE
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Skanky is gross
Also it's so hot in here the bugs are coming out and into my hot-ass room and I went to open my window this morning only to find an enormous preying mantis just sitting on the handle
staring
That reminds me, my grandmother is absolutely terrified of those things and I didn't know this as a young child and brought one to her and she screamed and nearly slapped me.
so i went to long horns and drank margaritas
life rulesssss
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
I burn five or so spiders a week.
Feed it, results are always awesome
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Edit: oh my god, that is horrible, I would run a MILE from that thing
They come back.
They always come back.
They keep flies and mosquitos away
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Nope, it's really easy to just go into my pocket and then watch them crackle and burn and fold up.
a what
I think you're making up bugs
edit:
that's a hoverfly.
hooverflys
hoverfly...they're trying to tell you that he got his face smashed in by a hoverfly. that's what they're trying to tell you.
Thank god for air conditioning at work.
Awww.
I have the overwhelming irrational urge to put a bar of soap on a cat's belly when they do this. It's just looks so much like a soap dish.
That is a pretty scruffy looking dog.
Aw, one of our cats was put to sleep last month, I loved it when they used to snuggle up together.