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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    deadonthestreet wrote: »
    Down's is substantially more hilarious than cancer, yeah.

    It must suck when an alzhiemers patient gets cancer, you have to keep breaking the bad news.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Look, i updated the 1st post with an embarrassing photo, so that means I win thread making, right?
    The second person from the right is terrifying and I cannot tell if it is a dude or a lady all I know is scary.

    Twitter | Blog | last.fm
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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Look, i updated the 1st post with an embarrassing photo, so that means I win thread making, right?

    yes, but generally they flame you anyway. unless you're me, who tends to get babies thrown at him in sheer reverence and envy.

    #fuckyeahboston
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    deadonthestreet wrote: »
    Down's is substantially more hilarious than cancer, yeah.

    It must suck when an alzhiemers patient gets cancer, you have to keep breaking the bad news.

    :lol:

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Aegis wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    ROBERT NOVAK DIED!!

    :shock:

    Damn. I guess Jon might have something to say about him tonight.

    Oh, Robert Novak.

    Now we have to find a new "World's Biggest Douche"

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    deadonthestreet wrote: »
    Down's is substantially more hilarious than cancer, yeah.

    It must suck when an alzhiemers patient gets cancer, you have to keep breaking the bad news.

    :lol:

    "Sir you have cancer, but don't worry it'll all be cleared up in like 20 minutes when you forget."

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    joshua1 wrote: »
    So I says to the monkey..........



    (I have no idea what im doing)
    Spoiler:

    Try and guess which abomination is me!
    Spoiler:

    Smiley Asian Man who secretly has his hand on shaggy-haired kid's butt?

    #fuckyeahboston
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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User
    deadonthestreet wrote: »
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Look, i updated the 1st post with an embarrassing photo, so that means I win thread making, right?
    The second person from the right is terrifying and I cannot tell if it is a dude or a lady all I know is scary.

    Haha, a chick..... and she considering she is i her final year of her Phd, Evil and ready get blood for the blood god is probably correct.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    That picture is fairly ethnically diverse

    Twitter | Blog | last.fm
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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    It took you 10 minutes to create this?

    Come into my office, you're fired!

    This will only end in a sexual harassment lawsuit.

    Godammit don't give away my secrets!

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    ROBERT NOVAK DIED!!

    :shock:

    Damn. I guess Jon might have something to say about him tonight.

    Oh, Robert Novak.

    Now we have to find a new "World's Biggest Douche"

    Don't worry Bill Kristal has been on deck for a while now

    SC2 : nexuscrawler.381
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Oh just to remind everyone Joshua1 had a terrible first post this chat is a failure.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User
    thisisntwally wrote: »
    joshua1 wrote: »
    So I says to the monkey..........



    (I have no idea what im doing)
    Spoiler:

    Try and guess which abomination is me!
    Spoiler:

    Smiley Asian Man who secretly has his hand on shaggy-haired kid's butt?

    I wish!

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh just to remind everyone Joshua1 had a terrible first post this chat is a failure.

    but now there is pictures and everything!

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh just to remind everyone Joshua1 had a terrible first post this chat is a failure.

    We have to do this every page.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    joshua1 wrote: »
    thisisntwally wrote: »
    joshua1 wrote: »
    So I says to the monkey..........



    (I have no idea what im doing)
    Spoiler:

    Try and guess which abomination is me!
    Spoiler:

    Smiley Asian Man who secretly has his hand on shaggy-haired kid's butt?

    I wish!

    You wish that you were the smiley asian man, or that his hand was massaging your supple young buttocks

    #fuckyeahboston
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    ROBERT NOVAK DIED!!

    :shock:

    Damn. I guess Jon might have something to say about him tonight.

    Oh, Robert Novak.

    Now we have to find a new "World's Biggest Douche"

    Don't worry Bill Kristal has been on deck for a while now

    What did Krauthammer die when I wasn't paying attention?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    hi hakks, welcome back

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    hi hakks, welcome back
    hi skippy

    I am shamelessly multi tasking at work

    I am so (not) good at it

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent
    I hate it when people can hear me poop. I don't care as much at a public restroom, but if I'm at a friend's house, I always hope they have a fan so I can turn it on and drown out the noise of me pooping.

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent

    Its worse when they start talking to you. And you're in a stall.

    #fuckyeahboston
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent

    I have no problem with that, what I hate when there is a huge line of urinals and he stands right next to me, and or is talking on his fucking cell phone.

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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User
    The asian man. Then I could be massaging the buttocks. Those sexy buttocks....

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent

    Mostly I just resent dudes who pull up into the urinal next to me. Were they raised by wolves or something?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    Wait, what are you doing in the men's room?

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    Wait, what are you doing in the men's room?

    narration drop

    #fuckyeahboston
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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    Isn't there a universal rule regarding always leaving 1 space between urinals if one has the choice?

    Currently DMing: Vale of Buried Shadows & Crumbling Citadels
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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User
    So, at 3:30am i decide its time for me to pretend to sleep.

    For those who MUST KNOW, I am the behemoth in the centre of the frame.

    And I sincerely apologize for the shitty OP.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

    That's disturbing beyond words.

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    i always want to yell at the jerk talking on his cell phone in the bathroom but i'm always a bit preoccupied

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I'm not in the bathroom now, I'm the office

    What, do you think I post on the toilet?

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

    wow. I think this might could be kinda awesome.

    #fuckyeahboston
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    thisisntwally wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

    wow. I think this might could be kinda awesome.
    hahaha no this is so fucking weird

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Joshua1 made a terrible first post and this chat is an Obamanation.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Now that I watched Adaptation I only have Human Nature of the Kaufman films to watch.

    Is it good?

    Jafar-Panahi_sig2.jpg royalist_pasig.jpg
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'm not in the bathroom now, I'm the office

    What, do you think I post on the toilet?

    I thought everyone posted from the toilet...

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    thisisntwally wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

    wow. I think this might could be kinda awesome.
    hahaha no this is so fucking weird
    It was both fucking wierd and kinda awesome. What it was not was conducive to getting my prostate to relax.

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