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By [Chat] She's Got It!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Down's is substantially more hilarious than cancer, yeah.

    It must suck when an alzhiemers patient gets cancer, you have to keep breaking the bad news.

  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Look, i updated the 1st post with an embarrassing photo, so that means I win thread making, right?
    The second person from the right is terrifying and I cannot tell if it is a dude or a lady all I know is scary.

  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Look, i updated the 1st post with an embarrassing photo, so that means I win thread making, right?

    yes, but generally they flame you anyway. unless you're me, who tends to get babies thrown at him in sheer reverence and envy.

    #someshit
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Down's is substantially more hilarious than cancer, yeah.

    It must suck when an alzhiemers patient gets cancer, you have to keep breaking the bad news.

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    ROBERT NOVAK DIED!!

    :shock:

    Damn. I guess Jon might have something to say about him tonight.

    Oh, Robert Novak.

    Now we have to find a new "World's Biggest Douche"

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Down's is substantially more hilarious than cancer, yeah.

    It must suck when an alzhiemers patient gets cancer, you have to keep breaking the bad news.

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    "Sir you have cancer, but don't worry it'll all be cleared up in like 20 minutes when you forget."

  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    joshua1 wrote: »
    So I says to the monkey..........



    (I have no idea what im doing)
    Spoiler:

    Try and guess which abomination is me!
    Spoiler:

    Smiley Asian Man who secretly has his hand on shaggy-haired kid's butt?

    #someshit
  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Look, i updated the 1st post with an embarrassing photo, so that means I win thread making, right?
    The second person from the right is terrifying and I cannot tell if it is a dude or a lady all I know is scary.

    Haha, a chick..... and she considering she is i her final year of her Phd, Evil and ready get blood for the blood god is probably correct.

  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That picture is fairly ethnically diverse

  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    It took you 10 minutes to create this?

    Come into my office, you're fired!

    This will only end in a sexual harassment lawsuit.

    Godammit don't give away my secrets!

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    ROBERT NOVAK DIED!!

    :shock:

    Damn. I guess Jon might have something to say about him tonight.

    Oh, Robert Novak.

    Now we have to find a new "World's Biggest Douche"

    Don't worry Bill Kristal has been on deck for a while now

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh just to remind everyone Joshua1 had a terrible first post this chat is a failure.

  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    joshua1 wrote: »
    So I says to the monkey..........



    (I have no idea what im doing)
    Spoiler:

    Try and guess which abomination is me!
    Spoiler:

    Smiley Asian Man who secretly has his hand on shaggy-haired kid's butt?

    I wish!

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh just to remind everyone Joshua1 had a terrible first post this chat is a failure.

    but now there is pictures and everything!

  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh just to remind everyone Joshua1 had a terrible first post this chat is a failure.

    We have to do this every page.

    Games completed recently: Dragon's Crown, Knights of Pen and Paper, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (20th time), Defender's Quest, The Witcher
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    joshua1 wrote: »
    joshua1 wrote: »
    So I says to the monkey..........



    (I have no idea what im doing)
    Spoiler:

    Try and guess which abomination is me!
    Spoiler:

    Smiley Asian Man who secretly has his hand on shaggy-haired kid's butt?

    I wish!

    You wish that you were the smiley asian man, or that his hand was massaging your supple young buttocks

    #someshit
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    ROBERT NOVAK DIED!!

    :shock:

    Damn. I guess Jon might have something to say about him tonight.

    Oh, Robert Novak.

    Now we have to find a new "World's Biggest Douche"

    Don't worry Bill Kristal has been on deck for a while now

    What did Krauthammer die when I wasn't paying attention?

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hi hakks, welcome back

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hi hakks, welcome back
    hi skippy

    I am shamelessly multi tasking at work

    I am so (not) good at it

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent
    I hate it when people can hear me poop. I don't care as much at a public restroom, but if I'm at a friend's house, I always hope they have a fan so I can turn it on and drown out the noise of me pooping.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent

    Its worse when they start talking to you. And you're in a stall.

    #someshit
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent

    I have no problem with that, what I hate when there is a huge line of urinals and he stands right next to me, and or is talking on his fucking cell phone.

  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The asian man. Then I could be massaging the buttocks. Those sexy buttocks....

  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So anyone freak out when you're in a public bathroom and someone else comes in

    I mean I'm not even doing disgusting (well, more than the norm) shit, just the same ol' same ol', but I'll be in the middle of my business and if I hear the door open I'm like fffffffffuck stop it go away this is my private public restroom you interloping bitch

    dunno why i'm relating this

    I guess I'm trying to steer chat into a more poop related tangent

    Mostly I just resent dudes who pull up into the urinal next to me. Were they raised by wolves or something?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    Wait, what are you doing in the men's room?

    DogSig.gif
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    Wait, what are you doing in the men's room?

    narration drop

    #someshit
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

    Wqdwp8l.png
  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Isn't there a universal rule regarding always leaving 1 space between urinals if one has the choice?

  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So, at 3:30am i decide its time for me to pretend to sleep.

    For those who MUST KNOW, I am the behemoth in the centre of the frame.

    And I sincerely apologize for the shitty OP.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

    That's disturbing beyond words.

  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i always want to yell at the jerk talking on his cell phone in the bathroom but i'm always a bit preoccupied

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm not in the bathroom now, I'm the office

    What, do you think I post on the toilet?

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

    wow. I think this might could be kinda awesome.

    #someshit
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

    wow. I think this might could be kinda awesome.
    hahaha no this is so fucking weird

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Joshua1 made a terrible first post and this chat is an Obamanation.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited August 2009
    Now that I watched Adaptation I only have Human Nature of the Kaufman films to watch.

    Is it good?

  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'm not in the bathroom now, I'm the office

    What, do you think I post on the toilet?

    I thought everyone posted from the toilet...

  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Meanwhile the guy next to me is laughing like a fucking maniac on the phone

    I mean, I honestly can say this is the weirdest, longest laughter I've ever heard and I am so close to smacking him
    When I was in Vegas last time I noticed that the groups of Asian businessmen would all go to the restroom together and most would stand around while one of them would sing a little song while he was on the can.

    It threw me right off. Had to find a different restroom.

    wow. I think this might could be kinda awesome.
    hahaha no this is so fucking weird
    It was both fucking wierd and kinda awesome. What it was not was conducive to getting my prostate to relax.

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