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Lego ponies are for girls, unless they came in the Lion Castle
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Like, it didn't...kill the horses but like...the horses are the bullets.
I will allow this is I get to see some schematics
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I used to stick spears and pirate swords through the leg/body connection of the Legos to add deaths to my Lego battles.
And after seeing mortal kombat, I put two lego torsos on top of each other to make a hideous four armed monstroncity! Then I put a black single-peg piece where the head went and called him "Blockhead." Motherfucker had two pirate pistols and two pirate swords.
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druhim I want to say the gay in your av is an octopus but it looks like he has at most 5 legs in the signature picture
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I also created a snake monster by chaining together various leg pieces that were left over from my eventual army of 4 armed men (and one 10 armed man)
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But if Tommy Lego ends up in a wheelchair, he'll never ride again!
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edited August 2009
Oh God now I'm talking about my toys I'll never shut up about it.
I had a fucking story with each and every one of my toys. It was an epic story. Godzilla, King of the Crystal City. All monsters from the Godzilla line or Godzilla knockoffs were part of Godzilla's family. They were constantly at war with the Lego people and a renegade faction of Z-bots. The Z-bots, much like the Ninja Turtle Toys, were constantly at war with betrayal, double-backstabs, and murder being common place.
Then I got a Turbo Ranger toy from Japan for one of my birthdays. And a Serpentara toy for Christmas.
From that point on every damned toy came from the serpentara prison. And I used the Serpentara to represent a World-Sized Serpentara, giant Serpentaras, many mini-giant Serpentaras, and a bazillion regular sized Serpentaras. I only had one Serpentara toy, though. And my Turbo Ranger? That motherfucker was the Serpentara police. The elite guard trying to track down all the motherfuckers that escaped.
But what were they escaping from? Why the packaging. The packaging were their prisons. So opening a new toy with those twisty-tie things that Michael Westin uses as makeshift handcuffs went from an ordeal to a goddammed adventure.
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Because you were busy playing with My Little Ponies.
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way to be a girl
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not have horse races
jeez
Also sometimes I made cars.
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the horses would watch the cars race.
Mix things up a bit.
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what if I made a spaceship
and put the horsies on it?
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what if I made a lego gun that shot lego horses?
Like, it didn't...kill the horses but like...the horses are the bullets.
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I will allow this is I get to see some schematics
And after seeing mortal kombat, I put two lego torsos on top of each other to make a hideous four armed monstroncity! Then I put a black single-peg piece where the head went and called him "Blockhead." Motherfucker had two pirate pistols and two pirate swords.
I just put a little riding hat on the guy so he wouldn't get hurt if he fell off a horse.
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Which is like, super permanent.
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and totally not gay
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I had a fucking story with each and every one of my toys. It was an epic story. Godzilla, King of the Crystal City. All monsters from the Godzilla line or Godzilla knockoffs were part of Godzilla's family. They were constantly at war with the Lego people and a renegade faction of Z-bots. The Z-bots, much like the Ninja Turtle Toys, were constantly at war with betrayal, double-backstabs, and murder being common place.
Then I got a Turbo Ranger toy from Japan for one of my birthdays. And a Serpentara toy for Christmas.
From that point on every damned toy came from the serpentara prison. And I used the Serpentara to represent a World-Sized Serpentara, giant Serpentaras, many mini-giant Serpentaras, and a bazillion regular sized Serpentaras. I only had one Serpentara toy, though. And my Turbo Ranger? That motherfucker was the Serpentara police. The elite guard trying to track down all the motherfuckers that escaped.
But what were they escaping from? Why the packaging. The packaging were their prisons. So opening a new toy with those twisty-tie things that Michael Westin uses as makeshift handcuffs went from an ordeal to a goddammed adventure.
I vaguely remember the movie happening.
what's a horse doing on a spaceship?