is that really the trophy for being the best a cricket
listen
inside that urn are the cremated remains of the bail taken as england were dismissed on home soil for the first time ever by australians. it dates back to 1882. those ashes are far more important than the shimmering trophies and hollow plaques of other sports
also they get some kind of oversized replica carved in solid diamond. i'm pretty sure it's solid diamond
what is a bail and how was it taken
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
is that really the trophy for being the best a cricket
listen
inside that urn are the cremated remains of the bail taken as england were dismissed on home soil for the first time ever by australians. it dates back to 1882. those ashes are far more important than the shimmering trophies and hollow plaques of other sports
also they get some kind of oversized replica carved in solid diamond. i'm pretty sure it's solid diamond
what is a bail and how was it taken
the small wooden token that needs to be knocked from the stumps in order to get a player out
is that really the trophy for being the best a cricket
listen
inside that urn are the cremated remains of the bail taken as england were dismissed on home soil for the first time ever by australians. it dates back to 1882. those ashes are far more important than the shimmering trophies and hollow plaques of other sports
also they get some kind of oversized replica carved in solid diamond. i'm pretty sure it's solid diamond
what is a bail and how was it taken
the small wooden token that needs to be knocked from the stumps in order to get a player out
the one man responsible for australia's loss of this match was the oval's groundskeeper
Actually the one man responsible for Australia's loss was God. He just loves England more. Sorry.
Is that why we are still ahead of you in the cricket rankings?
No. But why we are ahead of you in every other category by which you measure how awesome a country is.
Also, we don't have scorpions. Or snakes. But we do have waffles. Suck it down Oz.
I'd like to know what these categories are actually.
There are only two categories. Number of spiders, lowest being best naturally, and Britishness.
Britishness is a complex system that is measured by whinning, the ability to drink shitty warm beer and being able to turn bright red by looking at a bright light and then calling it a tan.
the one man responsible for australia's loss of this match was the oval's groundskeeper
Actually the one man responsible for Australia's loss was God. He just loves England more. Sorry.
Is that why we are still ahead of you in the cricket rankings?
No. But why we are ahead of you in every other category by which you measure how awesome a country is.
Also, we don't have scorpions. Or snakes. But we do have waffles. Suck it down Oz.
I'd like to know what these categories are actually.
There are only two categories. Number of spiders, lowest being best naturally, and Britishness.
Britishness is a complex system that is measured by whinning, the ability to drink shitty warm beer and being able to turn bright red by looking at a bright light and then calling it a tan.
Look, I wont deny we have our bad points. Well, a lot of bad points. But we fucking invented the modern world. And cricket. And the internet. Those things count for something right?
Oh who am I kidding. You have beaches. With actual sand.
A summer afternoon BBQ is not complete without cricket playing on the TV in the background.
You can have the best steak, the coldest beer and the hottest summer sun, but if there is no cricket playing from the TV, then you are doing it wrong.
Listen to this man. He has the right idea.
You dont even need to watch the TV. You just have to hear polite applause and some soft commentary every few minutes.
we should've left you to the krauts
Pip don't question the sanctity of summer BBQ.
Don't even
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he;ll talk about how the red army would've helped but then I'll remind him had the u.s. not taken the western front and north africa the commies would've never been able to make the push to berlin
also he'll tell you that cricket is awful
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the one man responsible for australia's loss of this match was the oval's groundskeeper
Actually the one man responsible for Australia's loss was God. He just loves England more. Sorry.
Is that why we are still ahead of you in the cricket rankings?
No. But why we are ahead of you in every other category by which you measure how awesome a country is.
Also, we don't have scorpions. Or snakes. But we do have waffles. Suck it down Oz.
I'd like to know what these categories are actually.
There are only two categories. Number of spiders, lowest being best naturally, and Britishness.
Britishness is a complex system that is measured by whinning, the ability to drink shitty warm beer and being able to turn bright red by looking at a bright light and then calling it a tan.
Look, I wont deny we have our bad points. Well, a lot of bad points. But we fucking invented the modern world. And cricket. And the internet. Those things count for something right?
Oh who am I kidding. You have beaches. With actual sand.
Well we invented the Ute and the Esky to keep beer cold.
the one man responsible for australia's loss of this match was the oval's groundskeeper
Actually the one man responsible for Australia's loss was God. He just loves England more. Sorry.
Is that why we are still ahead of you in the cricket rankings?
No. But why we are ahead of you in every other category by which you measure how awesome a country is.
Also, we don't have scorpions. Or snakes. But we do have waffles. Suck it down Oz.
I'd like to know what these categories are actually.
There are only two categories. Number of spiders, lowest being best naturally, and Britishness.
Britishness is a complex system that is measured by whinning, the ability to drink shitty warm beer and being able to turn bright red by looking at a bright light and then calling it a tan.
Look, I wont deny we have our bad points. Well, a lot of bad points. But we fucking invented the modern world. And cricket. And the internet. Those things count for something right?
Oh who am I kidding. You have beaches. With actual sand.
Well we invented the Ute and the Esky to keep beer cold.
don't forget that england has liverpool and madonna
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So good to see so many people give a shit about test cricket. Twenty20 can't beat this!
but I am always happy about australia losing
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what is a bail and how was it taken
Eh.
Whoever one the toss was going to win it. Shane Warne said it best when he said it was a ground that would force a result.
Satans..... hints.....
the small wooden token that needs to be knocked from the stumps in order to get a player out
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Actually the one man responsible for Australia's loss was God. He just loves England more. Sorry.
It's glass. Waterford crystal, to be exact.
lies.
ahh, gotcha. wikipedia mentioned that it might be the cremated remains of the ball or something.
who knows!
oh, it's much bigger than that
Is that why we are still ahead of you in the cricket rankings?
Satans..... hints.....
No. But why we are ahead of you in every other category by which you measure how awesome a country is.
Also, we don't have scorpions. Or snakes. But we do have waffles. Suck it down Oz.
that's not true. the only scorpion i've seen in my life was in bloody selfridges
I'd like to know what these categories are actually.
ps we have waffles also
There are only two categories. Number of spiders, lowest being best naturally, and Britishness.
Wrong.
All spiders are evil.
You can have the best steak, the coldest beer and the hottest summer sun, but if there is no cricket playing from the TV, then you are doing it wrong.
Listen to this man. He has the right idea.
You dont even need to watch the TV. You just have to hear polite applause and some soft commentary every few minutes.
Britishness is a complex system that is measured by whinning, the ability to drink shitty warm beer and being able to turn bright red by looking at a bright light and then calling it a tan.
Satans..... hints.....
Look, I wont deny we have our bad points. Well, a lot of bad points. But we fucking invented the modern world. And cricket. And the internet. Those things count for something right?
Oh who am I kidding. You have beaches. With actual sand.
But Scarab and I are cool now, as we are in agreeance over the proper BBQ procedure and protocol.
we should've left you to the krauts
Don't even go there motherfucker. I'll light the Pharezon signal, I'll do it just you see. He's like a 'boring history shit' savant.
Pip don't question the sanctity of summer BBQ.
Don't even
also he'll tell you that cricket is awful
Well we invented the Ute and the Esky to keep beer cold.
Satans..... hints.....
don't forget that england has liverpool and madonna
so you limeys get to deal with her now
we had that shit for like 40 years man
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Well I guess we deserve it. I mean we gave you Jude Law.