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The Graphic Violence Phalla - Day 9 - X-Men and City of San Fransisco Victorious!

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fair enough. I still don't really understand how coutts being evil somehow implicates that he knew about a roleblock placed on Servo and how that would lead us to believe there's a leak in the network.

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  • couttscoutts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fair enough. I still don't really understand how coutts being evil somehow implicates that he knew about a roleblock placed on Servo and how that would lead us to believe there's a leak in the network.

    The leak in your network was you telling oaklore who was a roleblocker about servo being a seer trying to infiltrate evil pretending to be toad.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    coutts wrote: »
    Fair enough. I still don't really understand how coutts being evil somehow implicates that he knew about a roleblock placed on Servo and how that would lead us to believe there's a leak in the network.

    The leak in your network was you telling oaklore who was a roleblocker about servo being a seer trying to infiltrate evil pretending to be toad.

    Servo being a Seer was public knowledge.

    I openly stated he was when I suggested we should vote for him.

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ah, clear as day now.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Robos that was so 3 days ago. How the hell do you expect us to remember that shit.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Looks like there's good reason to think that coutts is a bad guy.

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    90%.

    *Sips at his coffee*

    Houn on
  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Houn.

    Gotta stop that deathray.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Coutts counts.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Coutts counts what?

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Coutts counts cooters ...

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oops, I was watching TV and forgot! Sorry.

    Vote closed.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Oops, I was watching TV and forgot! Sorry.

    Vote closed.

    Day 7: Wherein Magneto gets caught up in the latest Grey's Anatomy, and can't be bothered with such trivial things

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "Oh Meredith you puny human, when will you learn?"

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    goddammit, moving to a new apartment and stage managing a show...somehow these things eat up all my phalla time

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Day 6

    Juggernaut had had enough. I'm the motherfuckin' Juggernaut, bitch! He thought prosaically. Why I didn't just raze this city to the fuckin' ground in the first place is beyond me. I'm going to fix that tonight, though. These motherfuckers will pay.

    He then saw a huge mob of citizens approaching, screaming and wielding anything they could get their hands on. They're coming for ME? If Cain Marko's brain hadn't been addled by rage, he would have thought of words like "foolishness" and "audacity". Instead, all he thought was KILL!

    "YOU SCHMOS ARE GOING TO PAY!", he yelled as he began to charge. "I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' JUG-"

    Crack.

    He looked down. The street was cracking. He had slammed his gigantic form right onto a fault line.

    Crack. CRASH.

    Juggernaut had created a 50 foot deep hole just large enough for himself to fall into. He wouldn't be getting out anytime soon.

    ---

    Elsewhere, Cyclops was contemplating his new inadvertent human rampage.

    I would seriously take anyone now. Even Toad. He thought dejectedly.

    In a stroke of irony, he saw Toad digging through the garbage and snapping up flies 50 feet away.

    "YES! YES! I mean, uh, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, TONYBEE!"

    Scott let loose a blast of epic proportions. Toad flew multiple blocks and through countless debris before being halted.

    "Who's the man? I'm the man!"

    ---

    Though Juggernaut's defeat should have calmed the city down, it raised the city to a fever pitch. People were going mad, and it was everything the X-Men could do to keep peace. A few X-Men approached a group of people attempting to tip over a car.

    "You idiots need to calm down! We're doing everything we can to get the bad mutants out of here, we just need you to stop acting like fools!" Yet another look-a-like of Jamie Madrox proclaimed. Whether he was the original or a dupe, no one could be sure.

    "Bad mutants, you say? Now, if I'm not mistaken Mr. Madrox, you're engaging in profiling. I'm quite offended." Magneto's mocking tone rang out from above the uproar.

    "Fuck. X-Men! Get him! We need to take him out while we have the chance!"

    "That won't be necessary. I'm only staying long enough to put your bothersome actions to an end." Magneto picked up the car the citizens had been struggling to budge and hurled it towards Madrox.

    This is how it's going to end. Smashed by a car. I guess it's pretty climactic. People will remember this, won't they? Madrox thought. He closed his eyes in preparation.

    BAMF!

    Madrox opened his eyes to the scene of a nearby rooftop.

    "Mein Gott! That was a close one, freund." Nightcrawler said with a laugh.

    Hearing shouts of other X-Men, Magneto fled in irritation.

    ---

    "Why does that old peckerwood refuse to leave us alone? Why does he always do this to us? God damn it!" Rogue yelled as she threw a rock at a nearby wall.

    "Rogue, berugen sie unten! You must calm down!"

    "I'm not going to calm down, Kurt! Ah'm PISSED... ah'm sorry, Kurt. Ah just need to take a walk, shugah. Collect my thoughts."

    Rogue walked off into the cool night air. She had only gotten a couple of blocks away before she felt she had calmed down enough to return, but as she went to go back, she found her path blocked by Predator X.

    "Oh, lord, you- you're what killed Henry! Ah'm going to make you pay for that!"

    She went to run towards the Beast, and only belatedly remembered she had not absorbed any powers recently. Maybe if she could just touch it-

    Rogue was not so lucky. Predator X disemboweled her with a quick strike to the abdomen. It was smart enough to wait until she had bled out before finishing it's meal.

    ---

    Recovering from their episode with Magneto, the X-Men gathered around to strategize.

    "What's our game plan now? We're still missing some our people, and there are still others out there." Madrox said plainly.

    "I can help with that. Who would you care for me to find?" Madelyne said with a smirk.

    Before he could respond, footsteps approached. The identity of the new arrival turned out to be Wolverine, who had been missing since Jean's death.

    "What is that bitch doing here? WHAT IS MADELYNE PRYOR DOING HERE?"

    "Wolverine, calm down, she's ju-"

    SNIKT!

    With a roar, Wolverine charged forward, and completely eviscerated Madelyne Pryor, the Red Queen. Her machinations were at an end.

    "Gott, sie auf uns herab..." Nightcrawler muttered.

    In a nearby section of the city, the confused Phoenix Force sensed her passing, and flew off into the cosmos to find someone to guide it.

    The Dead:

    Coutts - Juggernaut
    iamtheaznman - Toad
    Virral - Rogue
    Servo - Madelyne Pryor

    Arivia, The Phoenix Force, has been removed from the game in defeat as all potential hosts are vanquished.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That's a lot of dead Brotherhood.

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  • couttscoutts Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oooOooo oOOO oOO
    Technically I'm not dead
    oooOoOoOoOOo

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    How else are a bunch of citizens supposed to beat the Juggernaut! :(

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  • jimbo034jimbo034 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Holy crap.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So is now the time we put an end to the death beam? Or are we just going to see if it's BS?

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Are you referring to Cyclops as the death beam? Do we know who it is?

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No, Houn's cheap Death Star knock up he got at a discount at a used space station lot.

    Maybe it'll just fire and kill him in the process. And possibly frazzle a small pigeon. Those are odds I can live with.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    Are you referring to Cyclops as the death beam? Do we know who it is?
    He's referring to Houn.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Not a single dead villager. Shocking!

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Suck it Brotherhood! Suck it long, and suck it hard!

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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    95%. The last 10% always takes the longest... sigh.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    OooOOoOoOOoo

    Ah died the way ah lived... thinkin' about how dreamy Remy is.
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    OoOOoOoooOoOO

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    NOT THAT PICTURE HOW COULD YOU VIRRAL I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    OooOoOOOoOOOo

    Mwahahahahaha

    OOOOooOOOoOOO

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so we still have at the very least:

    cyclops
    wolverine
    nightcrawler
    madrox dupes

    and on the opposite side:

    magneto
    predator x (probably SK)

    missing any?

    also, it looks like the whole 'servos as a leak' idea wasnt so bad after all. Neutrals (mystique) showed up in blue, not red.

    whats the word, oh somehow alive network mouth?

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    ooOOOoooO

    hahahaha i can't believe it worked for as long as it did

    gg guys, i had a frigging blast with this one

    OOOooOoOO

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Servo wrote: »
    ooOOOoooO

    hahahaha i can't believe it worked for as long as it did

    gg guys, i had a frigging blast with this one

    OOOooOoOO

    To be fair, we knew who Phoenix was all along and didn't tell you, and it's not like we told you any valuable information such as who was part of the team aside from me.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Faynor, are you still killing players who have missed two consecutive votes and haven't posted?

    Also, I'm tentatively voting for garroad_ran.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    garroad_ran

    Zandracon, who is the Blob, apparently.

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009

    Zandracon

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    How did we find out Zandracon is the Blob?

    Also...the sound byte of the Blob from X-Men the Arcade game is priceless. "NOBODY MOVES THE BLOB."

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  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Considering the network's most awesome track record, I'll go Zandracon.

    I really feel like we should be discussing this more, but the network looks solid and I'm not about to question it now.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I wonder why the Blob hasn't done anything this whole game. Was he just off in the corner, snacking on Ultimate Janet Pym?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    How did we find out Zandracon is the Blob?

    Also...the sound byte of the Blob from X-Men the Arcade game is priceless. "NOBODY MOVES THE BLOB."

    All I remember about Blob from the X-Men cartoon is how excited he was to find that ice cream.

    "Tutti-fruity!"

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