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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Naked fat people, Honk?

    Brandy Talore
    Lisa Sparxxx

    I will not!

    Not even really fat fat, just not exactly stick thin, sparxx is heftier than talore though. Their boobs at least fit their frame better.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I like this black eyed peas sample better

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4vXbscw7-8

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0-lsyo28SU

    Watch it in HD.

    Every single one of those specks, will be a star with planets, all of whom you can visit, in real time, with realistic scales.

    Procedural generation, bitches.

    I'll believe it when it's available for retail purchase.

    Indie MMO. Also, it's easier than you think.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    NSFW Chat.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Another reason no one's gotten over the loss of Firefly: Hendricks' recurring role and Morena Baccarin.

    And now that Life is canceled, too, no more recurring role for Hendricks on that.

    I feel bad, I stopped watching lifes second season for one reason or another and I really liked Damian Lewis, I hope he gets lucky somewhere else.

    I also hope Castle keeps going, I like that Nathan Fillion finally got a second season.

    Life was fantastic, and deserved another season because the story was not finished! We never get to find out the whole reason why Charlie was set-up. Ever! And on the finale, Ted heads off to find Olivia (Hendricks) and we don't know what comes of that.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Procedural tech makes it so that 200 billion stars is just as hard as 200 stars, so why not make it 200 billion?

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    What do you mean by "sentience?"

    I'm going to go circular and say the ability to imbue meaning

    I like you


    well I'm off to work. Later, duders.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am such a shameless shill.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Procedural generation, bitches.

    So, it will take aeons to complete all of the sidequests?

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Indie MMO. Also, it's easier than you think.

    That's great, it's also not done yet.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it's funny how every video of the cosmos either reverts to Wagner or co-opts new age music. Ideology ftw.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Homemade porn is the best.

    Tav on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Procedural generation, bitches.

    So, it will take aeons to complete all of the sidequests?

    wut

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    the girls are ugly too often.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Procedural generation, bitches.

    So, it will take aeons to complete all of the sidequests?

    wut

    You said it's all done in real time.


    So will I have to depend on my fiftieth generation to play the game for me?

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    Gotta love the videos where the girl is masturbating in front of her webcam and then her mom walks in.

    Wash on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Indie MMO. Also, it's easier than you think.

    That's great, it's also not done yet.

    So? A galaxy with 200 billion full-sized planets is done. They just don't look good enough yet, also it needs more grafix.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Procedural generation, bitches.

    So, it will take aeons to complete all of the sidequests?

    wut

    Well if there are 200 billion stars there's got to be a reason to VISIT those 200 billion stars otherwise it's just so much fluff.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Indie MMO. Also, it's easier than you think.

    That's great, it's also not done yet.

    So? A galaxy with 200 billion full-sized planets is done. They just don't look good enough yet, also it needs more grafix.

    It's not a game yet and it'll never be a game and you'll be sad and I'll laugh.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    ...what?

    Does this mean you hate me?

    ...I'm sorry. :cry:

    No see to hate you I'd have to have the biological imperative to care about any of the crap you have posted. I don't, you just aren't biologically worth my time to even desire to read what you post. So I won't. Starting now, again, damn it.

    I don't understand what you're trying to say.

    I'm seriously sorry, though, if I offended you.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Smurph wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    the girls are ugly too often.

    I think porn stars are creepy looking. Most of them remind me of dolls.

    Tav on
  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Can't some of us say, Hot dog! Life is meaningless! Pressures off, write a book, burn a church, kill a puppy, do what ever you want! Just don't go spending it watching TV. Unless of course you like that sort of thing...

    Boo hoo my ass.

    Life isn't meaningless you homp, maybe yours is.

    "Life is meaningless" is the biggest heap of bullshit people seem to get a taste for in teen years when they're angsty as fuck and that preppy bitch in math class won't look their way.

    Meaning, if you want to call it that, is in doing ____, because ____ is what I wish to do. It isn't difficult: meaning is in the making.

    Right, but you have to admit that the things that you wish to do, your wants and desires, are completely arbitrary. They're a product of a body/genetic history/environment that exists merely because it happens to be good at existing.

    The idea that I have no control over my wants/desires, and that they are determined by both my environment and my genes, is greater proof that my life has meaning. I was literally built to want to do what I want to do.

    Only not in times when you don't. What happens when the memes your environment has given you conflict with the genes you were born with? Which do you pick? Do you do what you emotionally desire, or what you know would be better from an evolutionary fitness standpoint? We don't live expressedly to pass on our genes, we don't necessarily actually want to propagate our genetic information, we just happen to be imbued with behaviors (from various sources) that accomplish that goal. Would you rather marry the one woman that you love, or be strapped into a machine that implanted your sperm into thousands of woman your entire life (for the sake of argument, it would be unpleasant)?

    Ultimately, the things that we want have nothing to do with anything. They exist because of a very particular process, but we don't life for that process. We live for the entirely arbitrary things that we want.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    so life in and of itself is meaningless

    the way you are structuring the being of life makes me believe that you are speaking of the being not which is meaningless, but rather, the being who meaning is the ground whence meaning blooms.

    alright podly. that one lost me.

    "LIFE," that big, abstract term, is not something that is meaningless. Rather, life is the way in which Dasein IS, the way in which we are, that allows for meaning at all. Life IS meaning.

    pretty. but I can't say I agree.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    Gotta love the videos where the girl is masturbating in front of her webcam and then her mom walks in.

    And then it becomes a different kind of video, bow chicka wow wow.

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Septus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I really need to try Homeworld 2. I keep hearing good things about it.

    It makes Homeworld seem easy as pie. I'm not kidding. Homeworld 2 scales the difficulty, it's like the game hates you. It's so difficult it wasn't really meant to be playable to the finish.

    But damn it is good.

    This always seems weird to me. I'm so terrible at RTS games, but I really didn't have that much trouble completing HW2.

    HW2 becomes much easier when you realize that every unit but bombers is worthless except in a few extremely specialized situations.

    Cinders on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Procedural generation, bitches.

    So, it will take aeons to complete all of the sidequests?

    wut

    You said it's all done in real time.


    So will I have to depend on my fiftieth generation to play the game for me?

    No, not actually.

    Look, I'm no programmer, and I don't know shit.

    but this shit here works like this. Every planet, or star, or whatever that's procedurally generated has a seed, and when you need to, it generates the planet or whatever from that seed, by putting it into all these crazy algorithms and shit. this also scales pretty swell, so the closer you get, the more detail is generated and at the same time rendered.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    the girls are ugly too often.

    I think porn stars are creepy looking. Most of them remind me of dolls.

    Well, when you're 50% plastic, you tend to look like a doll.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i wonder how many dirty ancient poems I can get away with posting...

    so many to choose from, so little time!

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I wasn't joking about the generation, I was joking about the fact that players will be able to visit planets in real time.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Indie MMO. Also, it's easier than you think.

    That's great, it's also not done yet.

    So? A galaxy with 200 billion full-sized planets is done. They just don't look good enough yet, also it needs more grafix.

    It's not a game yet and it'll never be a game and you'll be sad and I'll laugh.

    Yeah, the dev is just goin to throw away multiple years of development, because hey fuck it

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    word

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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    the girls are ugly too often.

    I think porn stars are creepy looking. Most of them remind me of dolls.

    I think your mom is creepy looking. Which is why I avoid the homemade stuff.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    the girls are ugly too often.

    I think porn stars are creepy looking. Most of them remind me of dolls.

    Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of plastic people. I much prefer natural looking girls.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    i wonder how many dirty ancient poems I can get away with posting...

    so many to choose from, so little time!

    Just start posting. We'll tell you when to stop.

    And as I pointed out in the last history thread, Ovid was an object example of why you don't call the Emperor's daughter a slut in your work. Especially when she IS one.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Smurph wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Smurph wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    the girls are ugly too often.

    I think porn stars are creepy looking. Most of them remind me of dolls.

    I think your mom is creepy looking. Which is why I avoid the homemade stuff.

    Smurph, that's mean. His mom is clearly a professional.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    word

    Just for the love of god, if you film a sex tape, proper lighting and angle the camera better people, the balls slamming against taint shot is not sexy!

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wasn't joking about the generation, I was joking about the fact that players will be able to visit planets in real time.

    I don't get it.

    Anyway, watch this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCQgSBne0jg&feature=related

    Keep in mind, this video is old as hell now.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    i wonder how many dirty ancient poems I can get away with posting...

    so many to choose from, so little time!

    Just start posting. We'll tell you when to stop.

    And as I pointed out in the last history thread, Ovid was an object example of why you don't call the Emperor's daughter a slut in your work. Especially when she IS one.

    So much material to work from...I almost don't know where to start.

    I think part two may involve some Catullus, Ovid, maybe Tibullus, and I'll have to get some Petronius in.

    Books 5 and 12 of the AP could do with some more exposure as well.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Never mind. It wasn't a very funny joke to begin with.

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