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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If Ovid is to be believed you couldn't walk down the street in ancient Greece without being raped by 4 dudes, a god or at least one water nymph.

    nexuscrawler on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    i wonder how many dirty ancient poems I can get away with posting...

    so many to choose from, so little time!

    Just start posting. We'll tell you when to stop.

    And as I pointed out in the last history thread, Ovid was an object example of why you don't call the Emperor's daughter a slut in your work. Especially when she IS one.

    So much material to work from...I almost don't know where to start.

    I think part two may involve some Catullus, Ovid, maybe Tibullus, and I'll have to get some Petronius in.

    Books 5 and 12 of the AP could do with some more exposure as well.

    The one thing I learned from reading Latin poetry was that the Romans were sick, sick fucks.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    If Ovid is to be believed you couldn't walk down the street in ancient Greece without being raped by 4 dudes, a god or at least one water nymph.

    I'll go for the nymph.

    AJAlkaline40 on
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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Homemade porn is the best.

    word

    Just for the love of god, if you film a sex tape, proper lighting and angle the camera better people, the balls slamming against taint shot is not sexy!

    Definitely.

    Tav on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Indie MMO. Also, it's easier than you think.

    That's great, it's also not done yet.

    So? A galaxy with 200 billion full-sized planets is done. They just don't look good enough yet, also it needs more grafix.

    It's not a game yet and it'll never be a game and you'll be sad and I'll laugh.

    Yeah, the dev is just goin to throw away multiple years of development, because hey fuck it

    Okay it'll become a game in the same way Derek Smart's Battlecruiser 3000 became a game, being released in a pre-Alpha state where nothing really works.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wasn't joking about the generation, I was joking about the fact that players will be able to visit planets in real time.

    I don't get it.

    Anyway, watch this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCQgSBne0jg&feature=related

    Keep in mind, this video is old as hell now.

    Space travel takes FOREVER in 'real time'.

    IE: try flying to Alpha Centauri in the Space Shuttle

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kagera wrote: »

    Okay it'll become a game in the same way Derek Smart's Battlecruiser 3000 became a game, being released in a pre-Alpha state where nothing really works.

    So it'll be like sex with Tav?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so procedural programming in this case means "the computer copied/pasted all my textures and templates for me"?

    nexuscrawler on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    PAX thread is adorable.

    Incenjucar on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »

    Definitely.

    Or the worse shot where you can see the girls face as she fakes it and just the top of her boobs, christ if I wanted pg porn I'd watch a soap.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    Indie MMO. Also, it's easier than you think.

    That's great, it's also not done yet.

    So? A galaxy with 200 billion full-sized planets is done. They just don't look good enough yet, also it needs more grafix.

    It's not a game yet and it'll never be a game and you'll be sad and I'll laugh.

    Yeah, the dev is just goin to throw away multiple years of development, because hey fuck it

    Okay it'll become a game in the same way Derek Smart's Battlecruiser 3000 became a game, being released in a pre-Alpha state where nothing really works.

    I understand your scepticism.

    But honestly, you're wrong, and there's plenty of evidence to the contrary, but half the bloody infinity forum consists of "vaporware lol" and "eve ripoff!" and I'm getting kind of bored with it.

    Abdhyius on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    i wonder how many dirty ancient poems I can get away with posting...

    so many to choose from, so little time!

    Just start posting. We'll tell you when to stop.

    And as I pointed out in the last history thread, Ovid was an object example of why you don't call the Emperor's daughter a slut in your work. Especially when she IS one.

    So much material to work from...I almost don't know where to start.

    I think part two may involve some Catullus, Ovid, maybe Tibullus, and I'll have to get some Petronius in.

    Books 5 and 12 of the AP could do with some more exposure as well.

    The one thing I learned from reading Latin poetry was that the Romans were sick, sick fucks.

    The thing about ancient Rome is that it was a society where it was acceptable to act in public the way modern people do on 4chan.

    japan on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    PAX thread is adorable.

    You're still going right? I know the wife and I want to skip the movie and probably get dinner some place, wasn't that the plan?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »

    Okay it'll become a game in the same way Derek Smart's Battlecruiser 3000 became a game, being released in a pre-Alpha state where nothing really works.

    So it'll be like sex with Tav?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXf0yIRcdnI

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wasn't joking about the generation, I was joking about the fact that players will be able to visit planets in real time.

    I don't get it.

    Anyway, watch this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCQgSBne0jg&feature=related

    Keep in mind, this video is old as hell now.

    Space travel takes FOREVER in 'real time'.

    IE: try flying to Alpha Centauri in the Space Shuttle

    That guarantees they'll have players for OVER 9000 YEARS.

    Or am I wrong?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wasn't joking about the generation, I was joking about the fact that players will be able to visit planets in real time.

    I don't get it.

    Anyway, watch this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCQgSBne0jg&feature=related

    Keep in mind, this video is old as hell now.

    Space travel takes FOREVER in 'real time'.

    IE: try flying to Alpha Centauri in the Space Shuttle

    That guarantees they'll have players for OVER 9000 YEARS.

    Or am I wrong?

    It has magic hyperspace thingy.

    Abdhyius on
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I suppose I'll buy this here gorramn Shadow Complex thingy tonight.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wasn't joking about the generation, I was joking about the fact that players will be able to visit planets in real time.

    I don't get it.

    Anyway, watch this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCQgSBne0jg&feature=related

    Keep in mind, this video is old as hell now.

    Space travel takes FOREVER in 'real time'.

    IE: try flying to Alpha Centauri in the Space Shuttle

    That guarantees they'll have players for OVER 9000 YEARS.

    Or am I wrong?

    It has magic hyperspace thingy.

    To be fair though, who doesn't?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    How many points is it?


    I could go for some Castletroid.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    I suppose I'll buy this here gorramn Shadow Complex thingy tonight.

    My impressions from the trial was a resounding ehhhh.... , and the storyline was a "what, really?"

    So I doubt I'll be joining you in that

    Abdhyius on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wasn't joking about the generation, I was joking about the fact that players will be able to visit planets in real time.

    I don't get it.

    Anyway, watch this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCQgSBne0jg&feature=related

    Keep in mind, this video is old as hell now.

    Space travel takes FOREVER in 'real time'.

    IE: try flying to Alpha Centauri in the Space Shuttle

    That guarantees they'll have players for OVER 9000 YEARS.

    Or am I wrong?

    It has magic hyperspace thingy.

    To be fair though, who doesn't?

    It would be kind of funny to make a game that's ultra realistic, with a huge galaxy full fo wonders that you can never reach any of in a hundred lifetimes.

    Abdhyius on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    No it wouldn't.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    No it wouldn't.

    It's kinda depressing to think of that we're probably stuck here.

    Abdhyius on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    No it wouldn't.

    It's kinda depressing to think of that we're probably stuck here.

    No we aren't.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Don't worry after a few years of hope and dreaming the game would shuffle you into a mid level office job and it'd turn into the Sims.

    nexuscrawler on
  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    No it wouldn't.

    It's kinda depressing to think of that we're probably stuck here.

    No we aren't.

    No you.

    AJAlkaline40 on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    No it wouldn't.

    It's kinda depressing to think of that we're probably stuck here.

    No we aren't.

    In the sense that we'll never have a space empire the way every sci-fi movie and game has.

    I get sad thinking about that. I want to believe!

    Abdhyius on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    In the sense that we'll never have a space empire the way every sci-fi movie and game has.

    I get sad thinking about that. I want to believe!

    Just get into imagination station and dream one up! Or move to nome alaska and get abducted by aliens.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Man, I am filled with incomprehensible rage today. That is to say, it's source is incomprehensible.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It looks like my plan to pick up a three day pass at PAX on the starting day has failed miserably.

    Curse you, hesitation.

    Incenjucar on
  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Man, I am filled with incomprehensible rage today. That is to say, it's source is incomprehensible.

    It's much more humorous when the rage itself is incomprehensible.

    AJAlkaline40 on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cesca wins the Ancient culture thread with the phrase "sweet boy love"

    nexuscrawler on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It looks like my plan to pick up a three day pass at PAX on the starting day has failed miserably.

    Curse you, hesitation.

    Yeah that was a bad plan, saturday is sold out and friday and sunday are going the same way.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    In the sense that we'll never have a space empire the way every sci-fi movie and game has.

    I get sad thinking about that. I want to believe!

    Just get into imagination station and dream one up! Or move to nome alaska and get abducted by aliens.

    Yeah I do that! I write random shit about this universe I'm dreaming up when I'm bored. It's pretty fun. I spent a class on economics writing a fictional report on the economy of the autonomous collectivist miner society operating out of Betelgeuse.

    Abdhyius on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    fuck yeah, he's getting points!

    he's getting points all over the goddamned place!

    alright, i'll talk to you later
    what's your score?

    MikeMan on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm back from doing work.

    Are we still talking about porn stars?

    Cuz there's this girl, I can't remember her name. I think it's Kayla Kleavage or something. She has massive tits, but they fit her old frame. She got lipo on everywhere but her chest. She has a tiny waist, stomach, arms, legs and calves but these huge fucking tits. It's so ridiculous looking.

    JustinSane07 on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    No it wouldn't.

    It's kinda depressing to think of that we're probably stuck here.

    No we aren't.

    In the sense that we'll never have a space empire the way every sci-fi movie and game has.

    I get sad thinking about that. I want to believe!

    Physics is at least half a century away from being sure of that.

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm back from doing work.

    Are we still talking about porn stars?

    Cuz there's this girl, I can't remember her name. I think it's Kayla Kleavage or something. She has massive tits, but they fit her old frame. She got lipo on everywhere but her chest. She has a tiny waist, stomach, arms, legs and calves but these huge fucking tits. It's so ridiculous looking.

    Jesus thats... that's horrible the pictures will forever be with me to my dying day.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    No it wouldn't.

    It's kinda depressing to think of that we're probably stuck here.

    No we aren't.

    In the sense that we'll never have a space empire the way every sci-fi movie and game has.

    I get sad thinking about that. I want to believe!

    Physics is at least half a century away from being sure of that.

    Yeah everytime I start getting down on advances, I just think of the stuff in the 50s they thought we'd have and no one guessed anything like the internet.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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