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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    naw but seriously no one here is attractive because we a bunch of dumb nerds

    G&T quality post

    yeah but I don't see G&T posters patting themselves on the back over how "hot" they are nearly as much

    here if you read between the lines people spend a lotta time casually mentioning how ruthlessly attractive they are

    not a big deal or nothing, just pretty funny

    no need to read between the lines with me

    i know i'm good looking and i will say so openly 8-)

    if you don't think so shank, that's fine

    as a heterosexual your opinion is barely valid anyway

    uh I said earlier this thread that I'm not heterosexual

    keep up

    also you chubs

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fucking A callius that is getting a little low there

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    1) nice abs

    2) nice veins

    3) hahaha I see hair
    Man, I'd need to use an orbital laser to get rid of my junk hair.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i remember Nusch being decently good looking

    if any of you remember him

    i used to have a picture of nusch completely bare-ass naked with a post-it note covering his dong that said GRRR!

    dude was quite nice looking

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have spent the last fifteen minutes staring at my Harmony 1 (Musical theory) assignment from last week, before finally deciding I just don't fucking get what the Hell I am doing.

    Fuck triads and their stupid faces.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Fucking A callius that is getting a little low there
    Nah, you can't even see the shave line.

    tonksigblack.png
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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i remember Nusch being decently good looking

    if any of you remember him

    i used to have a picture of nusch completely bare-ass naked with a post-it note covering his dong that said GRRR!

    dude was quite nice looking

    how the hell does one post-it note cover his penis

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    naw but seriously no one here is attractive because we a bunch of dumb nerds

    G&T quality post

    yeah but I don't see G&T posters patting themselves on the back over how "hot" they are nearly as much

    here if you read between the lines people spend a lotta time casually mentioning how ruthlessly attractive they are

    not a big deal or nothing, just pretty funny

    no need to read between the lines with me

    i know i'm good looking and i will say so openly 8-)

    if you don't think so shank, that's fine

    as a heterosexual your opinion is barely valid anyway

    uh I said earlier this thread that I'm not heterosexual

    keep up

    also you chubs

    only a little though

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    call why is your midsection all red

    been playing pink belly?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nusch was pretty alright lookin'. Nice, clean, catholic schoolboy thing goin' down.

    I probably wouldn't do him, but not bad to look at.

    tonksigblack.png
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i remember Nusch being decently good looking

    if any of you remember him

    I remember him.

    Pilot and photographer dude yeah?

    another victim of the Sheri complex

    or something

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm tempted to post that image of me topless that Bigtimes photoshopped makeup onto, but I don't want this to become a camwhore thread, so just imagine that this is a picture of a tanned skinny guy with obviously fake purple eyeliner and rouged cheeks.

    And lipstick.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I always find it slightly disappointing that whenever vivienne posts a picture of me it's that one where you can't see my face.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nucsh was all right, but blond is definitely not my type

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    that can't be right. it just can't

    i believe that people have wieners that small, but i don't believe that's the average for an entire nationality

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man I love Giant Bomb

    that is a fun site

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i remember Nusch being decently good looking

    if any of you remember him

    I remember him.

    Pilot and photographer dude yeah?

    another victim of the Sheri complex

    or something

    ugh glad she's gone

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I always find it slightly disappointing that whenever vivienne posts a picture of me it's that one where you can't see my face.

    I was gonna do this one

    n584027024_1584106_7071.jpg

    but I got distracted by that climbing picture of you

    again

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    call why is your midsection all red

    been playing pink belly?
    Lighting and I just got back from wing chun; wherein I was getting the shit smacked out of my midsection because god damn it my fook sao sucks nuts.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    iiii don't think anyone has a penis 2.1 inches long

    sorry

    i would believe it's a national conspiracy before i believe people have penises that small

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I dated an Asian dude for a while

    just one

    his penis was the smallest by far

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    never understood the sheri hate

    then again I don't hate hardly anyone

    I met her in person a few times

    perfectly nice

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    micropenis

    band last.fm
    Spoiler:
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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    consider that Asian women have tighter vajayjays

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    another victim of the Sheri complex

    or something
    They actually dated, unlike Some otHers who have had the Sheri Complex.

    Natasha and I actually had a really nice pasta and wine dinner with them. Quite pleasant.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    never understood the sheri hate

    then again I don't hate hardly anyone

    I met her in person a few times

    perfectly nice

    i gots my reasons

    ain't worth getting into at this juncture

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    2.1 inches soft isn't that far outside the realm of believability

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I dated an Asian dude for a while

    just one

    his penis was the smallest by far

    You know people say it's a stereotype...but I've seen a LOT of Asian porn, and thems dudes got small wieners like always. --not that I'm keeping score

    edit worst TOTP

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    I'm tempted to post that image of me topless that Bigtimes photoshopped makeup onto, but I don't want this to become a camwhore thread, so just imagine that this is a picture of a tanned skinny guy with obviously fake purple eyeliner and rouged cheeks.

    And lipstick.

    you can always PM it to people

    like me

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i find the idea of a penis smaller than five inches a little unrealistic

    unless we're talking about like children or preteens

    www.twitter.com/amazingwarlock
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    consider that Asian women have tighter vajayjays

    there's a joke to be had here, but i'd get banned for it

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Talking about penis size and our collective attractiveness?

    Business as usual.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also someone pm me what the sheri complex is because wha

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    2.1 inches soft isn't that far outside the realm of believability

    actually

    these lengths were all measured as erect

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    2.1 inches soft isn't that far outside the realm of believability

    yes but

    hard?

    that's just

    bizarre

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I dated an Asian dude for a while

    just one

    his penis was the smallest by far

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited September 2009
    And Callius PMing pics. DEFINITELY business as usual.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    there was a study done on average penis size by nationality

    Koreans had the lowest end, with like 2.1 inches

    don't remember who was on the high end, it might've been France

    I do not even understand how a 2.1 inch penis would work.

    consider that Asian women have tighter vajayjays

    I am now entertaining the thought of a Korean dude banging a black woman.

    Their vaginas are like the TARDIS, bigger on the inside.

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