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he claims after the fact that he was lying, but we do not believe him
EDIT: he provides proof that he was lying about lying.
I wasn't there, but I bet I'd be in the same boat.
Oh GOD DAMMIT B:L
And I'm on my way to being pretty drunk. People should show up.
and I liked it.
and I liked it.
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and i won it.
me too! <3
you sold your soul for water cold
I didn't.
and uh, dunno I was busy with MMO stuff
But it was so cool and refreshing!
[22:35] <@Ahava>; I completely agree with you on that spork.
[22:35] <SpectralSpork> Further proof, I'm always awesome.
[22:35] <Spectrum> I think you mean
[22:35] <Spectrum> hatred for all things unhealthy
[22:36] <Spectrum> at dinner
[22:36] * DVNO notes that such a conclusion jump means Sprok is the mafia
[22:36] <SpectralSpork> Health is temporary!
[22:36] <Spectrum> at lunch, pig out
[22:36] <Spectrum> if you must
[22:36] <@Ahava>; what would you have at dinner then?
[22:36] <SpectralSpork> Give in to your inevitible grease filled demise!
[22:36] <Spectrum> but eat something balanced and with lots of vegetables at dinner =X
[22:36] * SpectralSpork notes that insinuating that he is the one jumping is a mafiaesque move!
[22:36] <@Ahava>; LOL if you can afford the vegetables.
[22:36] <Spectrum> ...
[22:36] <SpectralSpork> This is AMERICA. We don't eat VEGETABLES. We eat salad that is 90% dressing.
[22:36] <@Ahava>; you have no idea how expensive the veg up here are.
[22:37] <Spectrum> grow your own =X
[22:37] <SpectralSpork> ...
[22:37] <@Ahava>; i'm lucky if i can get a cucumber for under 70 cents.
[22:37] <@Ahava>; in my apartment complex?
[22:37] <Spectrum> yes, but it lasts you for so many nights in bed
[22:37] <Spectrum> uh
[22:37] <Spectrum> wait
[22:37] <Spectrum> um, I mean
[22:37] <SpectralSpork> lol
[22:37] <@Ahava>; maybe when i get back down to my parents house....
[22:37] <SpectralSpork> Spectrum loses!
[22:37] <@Ahava>; LOL
[22:37] <@Ahava>; Spec said it!
[22:37] <@Ahava>; I didn't!
[22:37] <Cleonicus> Buy some heat lamps and set up a hyrdoponic farm
[22:37] <Spectrum> couple planters on the balcony/window
[22:38] <SpectralSpork> Honestly, why must people go through such effort you filthy hippies?
[22:38] <@Ahava>; somebody cpy and paste that.
Don't you mean Awesome idea?
People should come play games with us.
Now!
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<@LubedSnake>; Who wants to play a game?
<@LubedSnake>; SIGN UP if you do!
<+Godhand> Sign Up.
<DVNO> like a pizzaghetti but not as edible?
<+Daius> Alright
<ProfMoriarty> I don't know how to do colors
<ProfMoriarty> But I want to sign up
<@LubedSnake>; Ctrl+k
<DVNO> Nope, sorry.
<ProfMoriarty> Sign me up!
<@LubedSnake>; :~(
<DVNO> yea I know, burn out you know
<kime> quick one probably
<+psolms> what kind of game
<@LubedSnake>; A sexy game
<ProfMoriarty> Maybe it's like SAW
<@LubedSnake>; OKAY
<@LubedSnake>; Give me a bit to type up roles
<+Daius> Clearly either Fap Note or Gurrenn Lagann hype or the Ring or a mix of the three
<+psolms> man hes like a superhero or something
<@LubedSnake>; DAYS WILL LAST TWO MINUTES, AND THE VOTE WILL BE IN ROLE CALL FORMAT.
<+psolms> jerks off on peoples clothes to defend the innocent
<@LubedSnake>; DAY ONE HAS BEGUN.
<ProfMoriarty> isn't taht awesome, psolms?
<+psolms> cums faster than a speeding bullet
<+psolms> amiright?
<+psolms>
<kime> i'm evil!
<kime> and by evil, i mean SUPER
evil
<ProfMoriarty> The idea of an insidiously cunning masturbating master is so awesome
<+Daius> Curse you Lordgenome!
<kime> o_O lag on the dashes
<+psolms> thats impossible kime
<+psolms> i am evil
<+Godhand> Terrible.
* @Zandracon (~zandracon@cloak-6CBCA2DD.lv.lv.cox.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.2/20090729225027])
* LubedSnake sets mode: +vv kime ProfMoriarty
<+ProfMoriarty> I am double dog evil
<+kime> ok
<+kime> kill prof then
<+psolms> im trying the kime school of mafia
<DVNO> I'm evil
<+ProfMoriarty> lol kime
<+kime> hehe
<+kime> soooo, the vote?
<+kime> we need a target now
<+kime> without a target i always end up dying to bandwagons
<+Godhand> Indeed, KIME.
<@LubedSnake>; DAY ONE HAS ENDED.
<+psolms> i think it should be someone who didnt claim to be evil
<@LubedSnake>; GODHAND
<+psolms> whoops
<+Godhand> Moriarty.
<@LubedSnake>; DAIUS
<+Daius> psolms
<@LubedSnake>; PROFMORIARTY.
<+ProfMoriarty> GODHAND!!!!!!!
<@LubedSnake>; KIME.
<+kime> Daius
<+kime> do iiiiit
<@LubedSnake>; PSOLMS (dddoooooo itttttt)
<+psolms> just for fun, lets let lady luck decide
<+psolms> kime
<+kime> you don't know it's rng
<@LubedSnake>; Yessssss
<+ProfMoriarty> hahahaha
<+ProfMoriarty> This shit be epic
<@LubedSnake>; SPECIALS SEND ME YOUR ACTIONS
<+kime> "Everyone tied dies"
<+Daius> Rocks Fall
<@LubedSnake>; DEMOCRACY, AS EVER, FAILED. THE TEENS KNEW THAT THERE WAS A THREAT SOMEWHERE, BUT NOT WHO OR WHY. THEY HAD NO REASON TO KILL ANY OF THE OTHERS, SO IN THE END, IT WAS DECIDED THAT THE PERSON WHO BROUGHT THE LEAST AWESOME MOVIE SHOULD DIE.
<+ProfMoriarty> That totally makes sense
<+ProfMoriarty> That's exactly how I would do it in real life
<@LubedSnake>; SILENCE OF THE LAMBS? A KICK ASS FILM. GONE WITH THE WIND? A CLASSIC. DIRTY HARRY, LIKEWISE; AND VERSUS IS JAPANESE ACTION AT ITS FINEST.
* +kime brought "The Blob," so wins
<@LubedSnake>; BUT SCARY MOVIE? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?
<+Godhand> FUCK YOU!
<+ProfMoriarty> Okay guys
<+ProfMoriarty> who brought scary movie!?
<+kime> <.<
<@LubedSnake>; THE DEAD : GODHAND (SCARED TEEN WITH A CRAPPY TASTE IN FILM)
<+Godhand> It's awesome!
<+psolms> seriously
<+Daius> ahahaha
<+psolms> lmao
<+Daius> oh man
<@LubedSnake>; DAY TWO HAS BEGUN
<+Godhand> FUCK YOU!!
<+ProfMoriarty> Haha that makes two mafia games in a row where me and godhand get ina tie and he dies
<+psolms> this is how we should decide all days
<+Godhand> Grudge.
<@Infidel>; rofl
<+ProfMoriarty> Once again Godhand, we find that there is nothing that you can possess, taht I cannot take away
<+psolms> kime, i notice that 'the blob' isnt up there
<+kime> noooo!
<+ProfMoriarty> oh shit
<+ProfMoriarty> Kime isn't a scared teen at all!
<+kime> muahaha
<+Daius> Oh snap
<+kime> i fear no one!
<+psolms> wait
<+psolms> i count 6 movies
<+psolms> 5 players
<+kime> itt psolms learns to count
<+kime>
<+psolms> lmao
<+ProfMoriarty> oh shit
<+psolms> whoops
* LubedSnake sets mode: -v Godhand
<+kime> btw
<+kime> vote daius
<+kime> he's eviiiil
<+ProfMoriarty> hmm I'm confused
<+Daius> pffft
<+psolms> because of why kime
<+kime> you said so
<@LubedSnake>; DAY TWO HAS ENDED
<@LubedSnake>; GODHAND. OH WAIT YOUR TASTE IN MOVIES IS TERRIBLE AND YOU ARE DEAD.
<@LubedSnake>; DAIUS.
<+Daius> psolms
<@LubedSnake>; PROFMORIARTY.
<+ProfMoriarty> Kime
<@LubedSnake>; KIME.
<+kime> haha, psolms
<@LubedSnake>; PSOLMS.
<+psolms> well i was going to trust kime but, forget that plan
<@LubedSnake>; SPECIALS, SEND ME YOUR ACTIONS.
<+ProfMoriarty> lol another movie night, then?
<@LubedSnake>; IT'S ALWAYS MOVIE NIGHT.
<+kime> hrmm, i have to leave it appears
* Godhand slaps LubedSnake around a bit with a large trout
* +kime is sowwy for leaving...
<@LubedSnake>; WHAT'S THAT? A DEPARTED SPIRIT APPARENTLY AT PEACE? WELL SINCE THAT PUNK ASS BITCH SADAKO DECIDED TO LEAVE YOU FEEL A LOT SAFER.
<@LubedSnake>; THE DEAD : SADAKO YAMAMURA (KIME)
<+ProfMoriarty> xD
<+kime> made RNG easy, huh lol?
<+ProfMoriarty> Kime is evil. Imagine that.
<@LubedSnake>; DAY THREE HAS BEGUN.
<+kime> oye, someone remember how this ends and tell me later tonight
<+psolms> plus i probably picked a better movie than you
* LubedSnake sets mode: -v kime
* kime (~kime@cloak-50DB0C7C.fuse.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<+psolms> still the game isnt over?
<+ProfMoriarty> oh man
<+psolms> prof, i think we should vote daius
<+Daius> The plot thickens
<+ProfMoriarty> shit
<+ProfMoriarty> ummm
<+psolms> could be that kime and daius were not masoned
<+ProfMoriarty> OKay, you guys
<+ProfMoriarty> make cases for who I should vote for
<+Daius> Wait, why would you vote me off when Kime tried to get me bandwagoned
<+psolms> honestly? the only person i trust is me
<+psolms> prof seems to quick to be willing to sell himself without looking at the concequences
<+psolms> daius
<+ProfMoriarty> how troublesome
<+psolms> we must vote for him
<+ProfMoriarty> That's retarded, psolms
<+psolms> omg
<+psolms> psolms was switching his target
<+psolms> he is clearly evil
<+psolms> prof, daius
<+ProfMoriarty>
<+psolms> we must vote for him
<+ProfMoriarty> oh shit i gotta go
<+ProfMoriarty> sorry sorry
<@LubedSnake>; DAY THREE HAS ENDED.
* +ProfMoriarty (~kit_@cloak-A2D8F532.gci.net) Quit (Quit: )
<@LubedSnake>; D:
<+Daius> Jesus, stop flip slopping
<+Daius> Um
<@LubedSnake>; ... SADAKO WINS
<+psolms> can we just vote for prof and be done with it
<+psolms> what?
<@LubedSnake>; ... Sorry psolms.
<+psolms> damn
<+Daius> Bitch please you can't touch me
<+psolms> did kime know you were evil?
<+Daius> Nope
<@LubedSnake>; VIDEOS IN HAND, THE TEENS SETTLED DOWN FOR A NIGHT OF VIOLENCE. UNFORTUNATELY THEY GOT MORE THAN THEY BARGAINED FOR.
<+Daius> I just got lucky
<+psolms> just lucky on his part
<@LubedSnake>; The Dead : SCARED TEEN psolms, SCARED TEEN ProfMoriarty
<@LubedSnake>; The Winners: Daius (Samara) and Kime (Sadako)
<+psolms> why did they not have any kills the other night
<+Daius> Also it turns out Samara was Revolver Ocelot in disguise
<Godhand> Fail.
<@LubedSnake>; When they were both alive, their kills only worked if they both targetted the same player
<+psolms> ah
<@LubedSnake>; When one died, the other's kill got upgraded
<@LubedSnake>; You are SADAKO, the psychic yet dead bitch. Once per night you may attempt to kill a player; whether this will work depends upon a hidden mechanic. Your win condition is to survive. A posthumous victory is possible for you, although you are uncertain how.
<@LubedSnake>; You are SAMARA, the psychic yet dead bitch. Once per night you may attempt to kill a player; whether this will work depends upon a hidden mechanic. Your win condition is to survive. A posthumous victory is possible for you, although you are uncertain how.
<@LubedSnake>; You are a SCARED TEENAGER. Once per night you may choose the name of a film to watch. Your win condition is to eliminate the threat to teen life.
<+Daius> Man Godhand why would you choose such a terrible film
<@LubedSnake>; Moriarty chose Big Bird Goes to China last night
<+psolms> lmao
<@LubedSnake>; I was satisfied that he died
<+Daius> Incidentally if I had to actually choose films they would have been From Russia With Love and This Is Spinal Tap
<+Daius> just because
>.>
I didn't notice I had a kill, *cough*. Woops :oops:. Also, that was interesting Burnage. "Win condition: Survive. You can win posthumously." o_O haha.
Hurray for victory! (Thanks for running.)
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You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
Back now, so gaaaaammmessssss!
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District 9?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8XWLRYL6hE
[06:52] <Burn> It's the only way to be sure
[06:52] <Spectrum> but that shuns Daius and Gumpy also
[06:53] <Infidel> and?
[06:53] <Spectrum> ...
[06:53] <Burn> The man makes a fair point
[06:53] <Infidel> Darius and Grumpy can suck it
[23:37] * Infidel is now known as Infidel-shower
[23:37] <@Infidel-shower>; :winky:
[23:38] <DVNO> oh god infy
[23:38] * DVNO is now known as DVNO|shower|really
[23:38] <@Infidel-shower>; AHAHAHA
[23:39] <@Infidel-shower>; I think the narration will be a little late tonight...
[23:39] <Dune> lol
[23:39] <Burn> D:
[23:39] <DVNO|shower|really> but seriously, shower time I feel dirty as fuck
[23:39] * iamtheaznmantoo is now known as iamtheaznman
[23:39] * ChanServ sets mode: +o iamtheaznman
[23:39] <DVNO|shower|really> azn get in the shower
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You cannot have a Metal Gear Solid-themed avatar and utter this phrase unironically.
Can you?
It was meant to be ironic, but I didn't mean for it to come out like something from MGS.
I...I think it's happening subconciously...
I'm bored and lazy
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
I love how you lie so much.
I STILL GOT THOSE SCARS
Stop being a wuss!