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George Clooney is a Jedi who stares at goats

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    May not look like much, got it where it counts, etc.

    ...Your mom?

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    vsove wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    May not look like much, got it where it counts, etc.

    God I want to go watch the entire original trilogy right now

    The fact that they're not on BluRay is a crime against humanity.

    didn't they wait to release them last time for the new movies to come out? I wonder if they're holding off in the hopes something will come up that will make it worthwhile to re-release them

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User
    Nothing that comes (or does not come) out of that camp surprises me anymore. The fact that the original unedited wide screen versions have been "lost" or whateverthefuck is such horse-shit.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    He's going to pass them down to his daughters, so if the family ever falls on hard times they'll be set.

    The numbering works out perfectly.

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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CALLING GIRLFRIENDS "BEARDS"?

    THIS IS HIGHLY IDIOTIC. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM. YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELVES.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard

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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    that is the gayest term ever

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    precisely

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    that is the gayest term ever

    get this def on a mug mug.gif

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    Yeah, you never heard the term "beard" before? It's not even a new term.

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    I've seen it used but never felt the need to looks it up until I saw it here. It's a stupid term that needs to die.

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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    k, gonna go play some more warhams now

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name Registered User regular
    dang did you not watch Seinfeld they had a whole episode on that(beards).

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    I also missed that episode, I guess.

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    They did not.

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    For a moment my brain made the thread title 'George Costanza is a Jedi who stares at goats'

    and I found that quite amusing also.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User
    Scribemite wrote: »
    Kevin Spacey, George Clooney and Jeff Bridges in the same movie. I don't even care what the movie is about, this is watched.

    What, you don't like Ewan McGregor?

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  • Leroy RocktopusLeroy Rocktopus Registered User
    vsove wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    May not look like much, got it where it counts, etc.

    God I want to go watch the entire original trilogy right now

    The fact that they're not on BluRay is a crime against humanity.

    Is LOTR on Blu-Ray even? I don't think you'd see Star Wars on Blu-Ray for a while, but LOTR would make it an easier wait.

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  • YaYaYaYa ... ...wanna fight?Registered User regular
    I just had a look at Boba Fett's wikipedia page

    jesus christ, that guy has nearly died more times than Lance Murdock

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    They did not.

    Yeah they did.

    Elaine agrees to be a gay guy's beard and then becomes attracted to him and tries to "convert" him.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    Raneados, we are going to see this even if I have to take the 25% penalty on my IRA (I won't, I'm just proving a point)

    Holy shit I can't wait for this

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    I just had a look at Boba Fett's wikipedia page

    jesus christ, that guy has nearly died more times than Lance Murdock

    I keep hoping that if the live-action TV series ever gets off the ground it'll just be Boba Fett tearing shit up across the galaxy

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I just had a look at Boba Fett's wikipedia page

    jesus christ, that guy has nearly died more times than Lance Murdock

    I keep hoping that if the live-action TV series ever gets off the ground it'll just be Boba Fett tearing shit up across the galaxy

    With Jaja as his goofy sidekick.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    101 wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I just had a look at Boba Fett's wikipedia page

    jesus christ, that guy has nearly died more times than Lance Murdock

    I keep hoping that if the live-action TV series ever gets off the ground it'll just be Boba Fett tearing shit up across the galaxy

    With Jaja as his goofy sidekick.

    "I'm getting too fat for this shit."

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Actually, shit, if it weren't for the already-lamented "official" change to Fett's backstory we could have Boba back in his rogue galactic cop days

    God damn

    what might have been.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User
    I heard the term "beard" on Frasier last night

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Actually, shit, if it weren't for the already-lamented "official" change to Fett's backstory we could have Boba back in his rogue galactic cop days

    God damn

    what might have been.

    Theres nothing actually stopping something like that. He joins ranks sometimes before Yavin, does cop stuff, eventually gets fired after he murders his precinct officer after the guy rapes Fett's wife.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User
    Gatsby wrote: »
    101 wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I just had a look at Boba Fett's wikipedia page

    jesus christ, that guy has nearly died more times than Lance Murdock

    I keep hoping that if the live-action TV series ever gets off the ground it'll just be Boba Fett tearing shit up across the galaxy

    With Jaja as his goofy sidekick.

    "I'm getting too fett for this shit."

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    Iskander wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    101 wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I just had a look at Boba Fett's wikipedia page

    jesus christ, that guy has nearly died more times than Lance Murdock

    I keep hoping that if the live-action TV series ever gets off the ground it'll just be Boba Fett tearing shit up across the galaxy

    With Jaja as his goofy sidekick.

    "I'm getting too fett for this shit."

    :^:

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    I heard the term "beard" on Frasier last night

    Did Niles have a date?

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    I heard the term "beard" on Frasier last night

    Did Niles have a date?

    He has a girlfriend!

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    Iskander wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    101 wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I just had a look at Boba Fett's wikipedia page

    jesus christ, that guy has nearly died more times than Lance Murdock

    I keep hoping that if the live-action TV series ever gets off the ground it'll just be Boba Fett tearing shit up across the galaxy

    With Jaja as his goofy sidekick.

    "I'm getting too fett for this shit."

    ahahaha.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I wanna a see a TV show about Boba Fett's Mandalorian ancestors
    And how each one was a bad-ass motherfucker until each one died in a ridiculous and humiliating fashion

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    so... painful...

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Boba_Fett


    There's a certain point you just have to stop trying to use a character like Fett

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    can we talk about the best named character in Star Wars
    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/George_R._Binks

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    can we talk about the best named character in Star Wars
    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/George_R._Binks

    my favorite thing is that he tried to kill himself because his son was so awful

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    personally I wanted jar jar to perform a minstrel show

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  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    I'm not sure which I enjoy more, the fact that Ewan MacGregor is in a movie about "jedis" or the fact that Jeff Daniels looked like The Dude goes to war in a lot of those scenes from the trailer.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    can we talk about the best named character in Star Wars
    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/George_R._Binks
    "We Binkses have a tradition that goes back hundreds of years, sailing across the seas on voyages that sometimes take us around the world…"
    ―George R. Binks

    George R. Binks was an Otolla Gungan whaler who operated and resided on Naboo. He was the owner of Binks & Son Whaling Company, continuing the profession that had been practiced by his ancestors for hundreds of years. He was, through an unhappy marriage, the father of Jar Jar Binks, who would go on to serve as the Chommell Sector's representative in the Galactic Senate.

    On a whaling voyage with his wife and son, George R. Binks encountered an aggressive whale. Thanks to numerous poor navigation choices by Jar Jar, the whale crashed into the ship, causing it to sink. After this incident, the Binks family found themselves shipwrecked on a desolate island for over a month. During this time, prompted by his annoyance at his son's constant clumsy behavior, Binks unsuccessfully attempted to commit suicide.

    Ahahahahahaha

    This is the best Star Wars thing ever

    I love how he seems to talk in normal words, implying that his son is just retarded or something

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