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George Clooney is a Jedi who stares at goats

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have to say the Clone Wars episodes with JarJar are pretty great

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Goose! wrote: »
    I'm not sure which I enjoy more, the fact that Ewan MacGregor is in a movie about "jedis" or the fact that Jeff Daniels looked like The Dude goes to war in a lot of those scenes from the trailer.

    uhh

    while jeff daniels as Jeff Lebowski would be entertaining to watch, I think you're a little confused

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nothing that comes (or does not come) out of that camp surprises me anymore. The fact that the original unedited wide screen versions have been "lost" or whateverthefuck is such horse-shit.
    Well Nasa lost the original broadcast of the moonwalk.

    People just wernt as into saving shit back then I guess?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

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    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

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    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

    Well I mean kids love blackface, right?

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    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Binks and his family were still stranded on the island, which he christened "Binks's Woe." He grew increasingly annoyed by his son's antics, so that when Jar Jar offered to swim for help—a suicidal task due to the treacherous seas as well the distance involved—Binks encouraged the boy. However, this attempt at getting Jar Jar killed was cut short when his wife intervened. Overcome with feelings, he drew a gun and shot himself in the head. The shot merely grazed his skull, knocking him unconscious. When he awoke a short while later, he lowered his head in sadness.

    I love Jar Jar's dad

    He's my new favorite Star Wars character

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

    Well I mean kids love blackface, right?

    no they love people with actual faces that are black

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    excited for this movie!

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

    Well I mean kids love blackface, right?

    no they love people with actual faces that are black

    Like Al Jolson?

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    hello massa, I jar jar binks
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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    why the fuck does Boba Fett have a lightsaber in one issue of a Star Wars comic

    more important, why the fuck can he hold his own against Darth Vader while using it

    200px-VaderFett.jpg

    look at that

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Even the article says that probably isn't even canon though

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    canon or not, that's some retarded Fett loving right there

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    George, unable to take any more, decides to shoot himself. When his wife tries to stop him by asking him to "Think of our son!", he pulls the trigger, which grazes his skull. As he lies there he reminisces of his love Sheebla, and how he chose not to marry her because she could not bear him the son he wanted. As he imagines seeing Sheebla standing before him, the hallucination clears to reveal that it is really Jar Jar with an octopus wrapped around his head. George's only response is crushing despair.

    good god

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    holy shit that's real?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    this is why you need more tony millionaire in everything

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jarjar isn't black face, he's a fetch and step. Very different.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I need to get a George R. Binks avatar somehow

    Davin Felth is getting a little old

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

    Well I mean kids love blackface, right?

    no they love people with actual faces that are black

    Like Al Jolson?

    Like Mace Windu

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

    I dunno, it seems like Jar Jar was a curse inflicted on him for not marrying for love.

    So really it's his fault.

    Seriously on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jar Jar Binks was essentially blackface?

    I can't remember his scenes, but someone explain.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited September 2009
    hello massa, I jar jar binks

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh.

    Oh...

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    VI are you american?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well, sort of. I lived there when I was young and still go there every few years.

    But for the last 10 years of so I've lived in Grenada.

    Why?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    because that would explain why you didn't get it right away

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

    Why hasn't an entire novel devoted this lone character been written?

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    in America we are all familiar with how black people act and knew exactly what jar jar was emulating

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    "These are the bones of my ruined hopes, strewn about this barren rock!!"―George R. Binks

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    The Great Whale Attack as caused by Jar Jar.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zonugal wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

    Why hasn't an entire novel devoted this lone character been written?

    There are still Boba Fett stories to be told.

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zonugal wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

    Why hasn't an entire novel devoted this lone character been written?

    There are still Boba Fett stories to be told.

    None that apparently rival the Greek-like tragic tales of George R Binks...

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Boba Fett is the Wolverine of the Star Wars universe.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I kinda wish they would make boba fett just a guy that does a really good job at bounty hunting and is kind of a prick. and incidentally the leader of his people but no one really asks much of mandalore anyway

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    They can still do that!

    When it is no longer a long, long time ago and he is resurrected to help stop a threat that is new but so very old.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    didnt they pretty much do that

    like i think the last thing of note he did was train jaina to kill caedus

    yeah i know this makes no sense

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Boba Fett angrily informing everyone that the Force is real and the Sith are not just a legend.

    Everyone writes him off as a relic of a dark, superstitious past.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    how are any of the people from the OT still alive now anyway

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    people live longer when technology is highly advanced

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    yeah but leia has a god damned granddaughter who is like 40

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