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George Clooney is a Jedi who stares at goats

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I have to say the Clone Wars episodes with JarJar are pretty great

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    I'm not sure which I enjoy more, the fact that Ewan MacGregor is in a movie about "jedis" or the fact that Jeff Daniels looked like The Dude goes to war in a lot of those scenes from the trailer.

    uhh

    while jeff daniels as Jeff Lebowski would be entertaining to watch, I think you're a little confused

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    RabidDeathMoose wrote: »
    Nothing that comes (or does not come) out of that camp surprises me anymore. The fact that the original unedited wide screen versions have been "lost" or whateverthefuck is such horse-shit.
    Well Nasa lost the original broadcast of the moonwalk.

    People just wernt as into saving shit back then I guess?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

    Play LoL
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

    Well I mean kids love blackface, right?

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    Binks and his family were still stranded on the island, which he christened "Binks's Woe." He grew increasingly annoyed by his son's antics, so that when Jar Jar offered to swim for help—a suicidal task due to the treacherous seas as well the distance involved—Binks encouraged the boy. However, this attempt at getting Jar Jar killed was cut short when his wife intervened. Overcome with feelings, he drew a gun and shot himself in the head. The shot merely grazed his skull, knocking him unconscious. When he awoke a short while later, he lowered his head in sadness.

    I love Jar Jar's dad

    He's my new favorite Star Wars character

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

    Well I mean kids love blackface, right?

    no they love people with actual faces that are black

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    excited for this movie!

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

    Well I mean kids love blackface, right?

    no they love people with actual faces that are black

    Like Al Jolson?

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • YaYaYaYa ... ...wanna fight?Registered User regular
    why the fuck does Boba Fett have a lightsaber in one issue of a Star Wars comic

    more important, why the fuck can he hold his own against Darth Vader while using it

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    look at that

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Even the article says that probably isn't even canon though

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  • YaYaYaYa ... ...wanna fight?Registered User regular
    canon or not, that's some retarded Fett loving right there

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    George, unable to take any more, decides to shoot himself. When his wife tries to stop him by asking him to "Think of our son!", he pulls the trigger, which grazes his skull. As he lies there he reminisces of his love Sheebla, and how he chose not to marry her because she could not bear him the son he wanted. As he imagines seeing Sheebla standing before him, the hallucination clears to reveal that it is really Jar Jar with an octopus wrapped around his head. George's only response is crushing despair.

    good god

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  • YaYaYaYa ... ...wanna fight?Registered User regular
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    holy shit that's real?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    this is why you need more tony millionaire in everything

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    Jarjar isn't black face, he's a fetch and step. Very different.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    I need to get a George R. Binks avatar somehow

    Davin Felth is getting a little old

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "There is a group of fans for the films that doesn't like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
    ―George Lucas

    ha. ha. ha.

    Yes, George, of course. It certainly can't just be that your writing sucks or anything.

    or that jarjar was essentially blackface

    Well I mean kids love blackface, right?

    no they love people with actual faces that are black

    Like Al Jolson?

    Like Mace Windu

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

    I dunno, it seems like Jar Jar was a curse inflicted on him for not marrying for love.

    So really it's his fault.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Jar Jar Binks was essentially blackface?

    I can't remember his scenes, but someone explain.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    hello massa, I jar jar binks

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Oh.

    Oh...

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    VI are you american?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Well, sort of. I lived there when I was young and still go there every few years.

    But for the last 10 years of so I've lived in Grenada.

    Why?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    because that would explain why you didn't get it right away

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  • ZonugalZonugal One girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

    Why hasn't an entire novel devoted this lone character been written?

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User
    in America we are all familiar with how black people act and knew exactly what jar jar was emulating

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  • ZonugalZonugal One girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.Registered User regular
    "These are the bones of my ruined hopes, strewn about this barren rock!!"―George R. Binks

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    The Great Whale Attack as caused by Jar Jar.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

    Why hasn't an entire novel devoted this lone character been written?

    There are still Boba Fett stories to be told.

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  • ZonugalZonugal One girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.Registered User regular
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    holy shit

    George R Binks is the greatest character in the entire EU

    Why hasn't an entire novel devoted this lone character been written?

    There are still Boba Fett stories to be told.

    None that apparently rival the Greek-like tragic tales of George R Binks...

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Boba Fett is the Wolverine of the Star Wars universe.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I kinda wish they would make boba fett just a guy that does a really good job at bounty hunting and is kind of a prick. and incidentally the leader of his people but no one really asks much of mandalore anyway

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    They can still do that!

    When it is no longer a long, long time ago and he is resurrected to help stop a threat that is new but so very old.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    didnt they pretty much do that

    like i think the last thing of note he did was train jaina to kill caedus

    yeah i know this makes no sense


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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    Boba Fett angrily informing everyone that the Force is real and the Sith are not just a legend.

    Everyone writes him off as a relic of a dark, superstitious past.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    how are any of the people from the OT still alive now anyway


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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    people live longer when technology is highly advanced

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    yeah but leia has a god damned granddaughter who is like 40


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