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The Bastards have landed! [X-Com LP]

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    BLOOOOOOOOD

    OCEAN

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    Green wrote: »
    BLOOOOOOOOD

    OCEAN

    IIIIIIIII KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW WHOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOU AAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEE

  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User
    Fuck yeah, shoot some aliens yeah!

  • El MuchoEl Mucho Registered User regular
    !sign up for whatever.

    This is the greatest lets play I have ever read. I have been lurking in this thread for months and now I want in.

    A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a mess.
  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    El Mucho wrote: »
    !sign up for whatever.

    This is the greatest lets play I have ever read. I have been lurking in this thread for months and now I want in.

    Over my dead body


    or anyone else's, really

  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    Bogey didn't introduce us to his sister while we were in LA. I'm so distraught.

  • El MuchoEl Mucho Registered User regular
    Ivar wrote: »
    El Mucho wrote: »
    !sign up for whatever.

    This is the greatest lets play I have ever read. I have been lurking in this thread for months and now I want in.

    Over my dead body


    or anyone else's, really

    That's what I'm hoping for.

    A sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a mess.
  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Bogey didn't introduce us to his sister while we were in LA. I'm so distraught.

    Well we didn't bring an offering of our own sisters.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    You guys need to die more.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    I just read this entire thing over the past three days

    This is fantastic

    I'd like to !Sign Up as anything you have, whenever it's available

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  • NartwakNartwak Registered User
    If I die, don't let them turn me into a robot!

    Spoiler:
  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    Aedan: <*Alarm*><*Alarm*>

    RabidDeathMoose: Shit! Aedan taking fire!

    Aedan: <*Threat Detected*>

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    Wallhitter: Firing co-ordinates provided; hit it, rookie!
    RabidDeathMoose: Man, I can't even see it!

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    RabidDeathMoose: Aw, damn it.
    Karl: Don't worry, Rookie. Support is on the way.

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    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Command from Central Core:

    All units protect Aedan or face serious repercussions.

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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Karl: Fire team, form up on me!

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    Karl: There's your target; light it up!

    Nartwak: Yessir!

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    One Thousand Dicks: You got it.

    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    RabidDeathMoose: Firing.

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    RabidDeathMoose: I hit it! I hit it!

    Karl: Yeah, but mostly all you've done is make it mad. Everybody get down!

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    let's all shoot the mystery alien a few more times

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**
    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    Aedan: <*Alarm*>

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    Ten: Aedan's taking a beating, Captain. He can't take much more of this.
    Karl: I know, I know!

    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    Rankenphile: -the fuck?
    NotACrook: Alpha shooter on the left flank!

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    Karl: Fuck!

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Oh shit

  • Dammit, I knew I should've spent more time on the practice course!

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    This is what you get for putting me in charge of a squad.

    Spoiler:
  • NartwakNartwak Registered User
    Eat coherent light, cabbage thieves!

    Spoiler:
  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    My cabbages!!!

    Oops! Wrong thread.

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Rankenphile: This damn sniper has half the squad pinned down next to the Skyranger; requesting support to push him back.
    Karl: Alright. Aedan! Suppressing fire on target Alpha-One; Full auto.

    Aedan: <*Affirmative*>

    Karl: That should buy us some breathing room.

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    **HWP Cannon Fire**
    **HWP Cannon Fire**

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    **HWP Cannon Fire**
    **HWP Cannon Fire**

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    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    We no longer say yes
    Spoiler:

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  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    nice Amp'd

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  • Fuck YES Aedan! Remind me to buy you a ... beer? oil? Transmission flush? Also I will never ask you to do the knife trick again.

  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous WALK 3X FASTER New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Also, we will no longer change your vocabulator dial to "4 year old girl" anymore.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    Well now I have to see his vocabulator on "4-year-old girl"

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Karl: Wallhitter, Alpha-Two is your problem.
    Wallhitter: Already ahead of you.

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    Wallhitter: There! Alpha, 10 o'clock!

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    NotACrook: Firing!

    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    Rankenphile: Hey, E.T... welcome to erf!

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    NotACrook: 'Welcome to erf'?
    Wallhitter: He's still standing!

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    Rankenphile: ... how can you even tell?

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Karl: Nartwak, RDM; move to support Wallhitter.
    Nartwak: You got it.

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    RabidDeathMoose: In position!

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    RabidDeathMoose: Darn it, how are you supposed to hit anything in this darkness?
    NotACrook: Good idea. Why don't you go up and ask him to move closer to the light?

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    this is hilarious writing tonight

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    BYToady: Aedan's reloading... I think we have a shot on Alpha-One.
    Karl: Take it.
    BYToady: Yessir.

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    One Thousand Dicks: I have you now.

    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    One Thousand Dicks: Alpha-One: target down.
    Karl: Good, that frees me up to do this...

    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    Wallhitter: Alpha-Two down. Shooting, Captain.
    Karl: It's good to be out of bed and back on the job.
    NotACrook: Heard that.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Why is it Alpha-Two?

    Wouldn't it just be target Beta?

  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    alpha means "alpha target," which means it is a priority target; if you see it, it is the thing that has to die first

    there are usually multiple targets of the same type, so alpha-one means first target that is of high priority, and alpha-two means second target of high priority

    etc etc

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Oh, okay

    And I don't really think that was being stupid

    I mean, I was just asking a question

  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    logic would have answered it for you if you thought about it long enough

    gosh

  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Ten: Mous, are you with me?
    Der Waffle Mous: Copy, I got your back.

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    Ten: Cover the front, I'm going to check the side.
    Der Waffle Mous: Roger.

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    Ten: Clear this side.
    Der Waffle Mous: I'm clear in front, too.
    Ten: This is Ten: barn is secured.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    logic would have answered it for you if you thought about it long enough

    gosh

    THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO HURT MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT VIV

    :cry:

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    alpha means "alpha target," which means it is a priority target; if you see it, it is the thing that has to die first

    there are usually multiple targets of the same type, so alpha-one means first target that is of high priority, and alpha-two means second target of high priority

    etc etc

    Uh, I thought it was from the military tendency to refer to the enemy by their group name in the military code. Thus Alpha would mean Alien.

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