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Dr. Ri[CHAT]e's doom-monkeys
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What the fuck, man?
I'd kill whoever did it.
I am completely shit at omelettes.
I always end up with a thing that is basically scrambled eggs with stuff in.
Needs more Ben and Jerry's Phish Food.
Same here.
Lunch: The Breakfast of Champions.
Needs more either stop talking about things I want or someone come pick me up and take me out to dinner.
It is so sad.
I'd like it more if it wasn't three times the price of any of it's competitors.
I mean fuck, I can get Haagen-Dazs for cheaper than Ben and Jerry's.
Hey. HEY. I used to make them right. Then we moved.
Altitude fucked you up?
Is he going to flash you whilst baking?
Actually, Quid pointed out that lately I've been trying to overload the veggies.
Haagen-Daz is good too. Creme de Luce, the caramel one is godly. Also their cookie dough so good.
shake his money maker
Maybe but it's not like there's anything to be distracted by.
Are none of us indecent lewds?
And how
SPONGEBOB AND JESUS
Folded omelettes are overrated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmvfUKwBrg
See you're the heir to this corporation that builds mechs and one day mechs from another planet come to invade Earth. You get money for destroying these mechs without causing too much damage to the cities you fight in, and the money is in the billions.
But see your character has this friend named Nanao, who loses her grandmother and house in the first mission. Anyway as the story unfolds Nanao constantly gets shit on by having the places she works and lives destroyed, eventually to the point where she starves to death because she is only living on 'water soup'.
But your character has BILLIONS to throwaway on an upgraded flamethrower.
You CAN save her if you do the missions just right but the damn devs made sure it wasn't easy so through most playthroughs of the game you watch this girl slowly die.
It's horribly hilarious.
Random but good tip for fluffier eggs, add a little cream/half and half or worse case some whole make to them. Makes them super fluffy and tasty.
Is that kosher?
OMELETTES
TTES
I do try.
Firefox says that's wrong but I think Firefox is wrong.
Firefox is so wrong
It is the wrongest it is ever being.
booooooo