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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, I need to make a 15 minute presentation on something for next month.

    What should it be on?

    A) Places I've visited in Japan and why they should go
    B) Terrible pickup lines in Japanese
    C) Sharing time for funny/embarassing school stories
    D) Senjutsu's mom

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I need to make a 15 minute presentation on something for next month.

    What should it be on?

    A) Places I've visited in Japan and why they should go
    B) Terrible pickup lines in Japanese
    C) Sharing time for funny/embarassing school stories
    D) Senjutsu's mom

    Combine B and D.

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  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    I have West Wing to watch. gleeful. I've been very in the mood for the first season or two.

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I need to make a 15 minute presentation on something for next month.

    What should it be on?

    A) Places I've visited in Japan and why they should go
    B) Terrible pickup lines in Japanese
    C) Sharing time for funny/embarassing school stories
    D) Senjutsu's mom

    Well, ideally, the presentation is probably there to inform the people about something they don't know, right? Everyone is pretty intimately familiar with Senjutsu's mom, so it'll probably be 15 minutes of wasting everyone's time as they hear the same stuff they already know.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I have West Wing to watch. gleeful. I've been very in the mood for the first season or two.

    aaron sorkin west win is good times

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I need to make a 15 minute presentation on something for next month.

    What should it be on?

    A) Places I've visited in Japan and why they should go
    B) Terrible pickup lines in Japanese
    C) Sharing time for funny/embarassing school stories
    D) Senjutsu's mom

    Combine B,C and D and you have a winner.

    Powerpuppies: That sucks horribly, get yourself some chicken soup it fixes everything!

    Kakos: I got in actually with a Totori's army starter deck just around the second day of thunder. I still have all my cards in my closet. Always kind of fun at times to bust them out and play.

    And, I am in shock I am actually having a conversation on okcupid with a girl who looked at my profile and I just kind of randomly decided to message to today.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I need to make a 15 minute presentation on something for next month.

    What should it be on?

    A) Places I've visited in Japan and why they should go
    B) Terrible pickup lines in Japanese
    C) Sharing time for funny/embarassing school stories
    D) Senjutsu's mom

    Well, ideally, the presentation is probably there to inform the people about something they don't know, right? Everyone is pretty intimately familiar with Senjutsu's mom, so it'll probably be 15 minutes of wasting everyone's time as they hear the same stuff they already know.

    On the contrary, that the topics have nothing to do with one another suggests that the presentation is there to teach people a language or how to give presentations or something. So a topic everyone is familiar with would be a good idea. Choice D.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Morning all.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    y'all are basically burning yourselves, fyi

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
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    That guy in the middle looks pretty gay. He probably designs shitty video games or something.

    Obviously. I'll even bet those shitty video games keep getting rehashed every year or so.

    But despite being pretty shitty games, I'm sure they're loved by a lot of people because they have fond memories of liking the games when they were 6 years old and didn't know what a good game was, so they cling to this franchise of shitty games that gets rehashed every couple years with no marked improvement or innovation and look over the incredibly vapid game play because of nostalgia.

    And yet they still roll in the dough. They might even try to make "new" games, and just toss the same characters into different situations, like tennis or even soccer. And then keep rehashing those games.

    Hahaha. Like that would ever happen. I mean, the video game industry would have to be populated by some of the most idiotic consumers ever for that to happen.

    Yeah, I know, right? Whoo... good thing consumers nowadays will buy inventive, new games instead of sequals and recycled ideas.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Morning all.

    Mornin'

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    Hiiiii, Cesca!

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Powerpuppies: That sucks horribly, get yourself some chicken soup it fixes everything!

    But that would get the people at the grocery store sick!

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    How do you say "moist, cavernous vagina" in Japanese anyway?

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    How do you say "moist, cavernous vagina" in Japanese anyway?

    You can't. They don't have those in Japan.

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    I like MarioKart!

    NO.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    How do you say "moist, cavernous vagina" in Japanese anyway?

    Fuck I am starting to translate this.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Coke, I must ask... do you truly share my disdain? If so, I think I may <3 you.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I need to make a 15 minute presentation on something for next month.

    What should it be on?

    A) Places I've visited in Japan and why they should go
    B) Terrible pickup lines in Japanese
    C) Sharing time for funny/embarassing school stories
    D) Senjutsu's mom

    Combine B and D.

    I do like the combination idea. Kakos has a point, though, as it could be boring rehashing.

    Hm... or there was that idea for a free-style rap battle...

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    How do you say "moist, cavernous vagina" in Japanese anyway?

    Do share. This might come in handy for me.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I like MarioKart!

    I like Zelda

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I like MarioKart!

    So, is your username actually a Kurt Vonnegut reference?

    Because if it is we can be friends.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I like MarioKart!

    I like Zelda

    I like boobs

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    一番大きい。。。

    Coke, the rest is yours because I am to lazy to look up the word for vagina.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I decided to stay in difficult spanish instead of easy poli sci logic class because the former is more interesting and useful though more difficult. And why waste time and money on useless easy shit.

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    I decided to stay in difficult spanish instead of easy poli sci logic class because the former is more interesting and useful though more difficult. And why waste time and money on useless easy shit.

    A second language is always useful. Especially when its something that has more people speaking than a tiny island country.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    一番大きい。。。

    Coke, the rest is yours because I am to lazy to look up the word for vagina.

    It's probably a katakana loanword.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    一番大きい。。。

    Coke, the rest is yours because I am to lazy to look up the word for vagina.

    That's your stab at cavernous?

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    一番大きい。。。

    Coke, the rest is yours because I am to lazy to look up the word for vagina.

    That's your stab at cavernous?

    Ehh, cavernous seems to annoying but I should just look it up anyways. I got the biggest out of the way, maybe we can do a group effort here.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    一番大きい。。。

    Coke, the rest is yours because I am to lazy to look up the word for vagina.

    That's your stab at cavernous?

    Wanna see my stab at your mom's cavernous vagina? :winky:

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    my interwebs is slow.

    This is probably japan's fault, but he is still asleep.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    一番大きい。。。

    Coke, the rest is yours because I am to lazy to look up the word for vagina.

    It's probably a katakana loanword.
    probably has a mosaic over it

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Coke, I must ask... do you truly share my disdain? If so, I think I may <3 you.

    Honestly? Yeah, to an extent. Same as I feel about the movie industry.


    Mazzyx: Not looking up the kanji, but it's probably something along the lines of ぬれた まんこ

    And this is where the network people rape me. >.<

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    一番大きい。。。

    Coke, the rest is yours because I am to lazy to look up the word for vagina.

    That's your stab at cavernous?

    Wanna see my stab at your mom's cavernous vagina? :winky:

    Vagina Dentata , itself a wonderful thing. Means a penis free, female cavity....Vagina dentata! (Sing to that annoying Lion King song the pig sings.)

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I like MarioKart!

    So, is your username actually a Kurt Vonnegut reference?

    Because if it is we can be friends.

    Duh.

    NO.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I decided to stay in difficult spanish instead of easy poli sci logic class because the former is more interesting and useful though more difficult. And why waste time and money on useless easy shit.

    A second language is always useful. Especially when its something that has more people speaking than a tiny island country.

    thats what i figured

    it's been 3 years since high school spanish
    why lose what i learned
    might as well refresh it and improve it and challenge myself to be better

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Coke, I must ask... do you truly share my disdain? If so, I think I may <3 you.

    Honestly? Yeah, to an extent. Same as I feel about the movie industry.


    I could make out with you now. Long have I searched for someone whose reaction to Mario Galaxy was "Whoopdeefuckingdoo" and whose opinion of the game itself was "Meh. Nothing specal." I love you, Cokebottle.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Actually, kind of a funny story about me learning the word for vagina.

    My friend's friend was meeting his then (Japanese) girlfriend's mother for dinner. He gets nervous about what to say and someone tells him to say "itadakimanko" before you eat.

    Now, to explain. The actual word is "itadakimasu" which means kinda "I shall partake", but the other way could be understood as "I shall partake of vagina" (I'm glossing over stuff, be quiet).

    Thankfully, the mother and gf all laughed heartily.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    fucking purple coins can fucking fuck off and fuck themselves

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    I am going to go pass out [chat]. Be good for tomorrow I will be batman.

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