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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Reminds me of a time when I was eating dinner with my Chinese girlfriend's family. After dinner, I tried to say "The meal was very delicious." in Mandarin. Unfortunately, I screwed up some of the tones and apparently said "I am fisting your daughter's ass." I was not well received.
    Spoiler:

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Coke, I must ask... do you truly share my disdain? If so, I think I may <3 you.

    Honestly? Yeah, to an extent. Same as I feel about the movie industry.


    I could make out with you now. Long have I searched for someone whose reaction to Mario Galaxy was "Whoopdeefuckingdoo" and whose opinion of the game itself was "Meh. Nothing specal." I love you, Cokebottle.

    <3
    Spoiler:

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Good night folks.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • FrosteeyFrosteey 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Wooooo Mario Galaxy hating party! Worst penguin-filled activity in any video game ever!

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Wooooo Mario Galaxy hating party! Worst penguin-filled activity in any video game ever!

    It also apparently killed [chat].

    So, I'm going to use google to fill in the lyrics of a song I want to learn. Woo!

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Wooooo Mario Galaxy hating party! Worst penguin-filled activity in any video game ever!

    Can we expand this into a "The Wii is stupid" party?

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Wooooo Mario Galaxy hating party! Worst penguin-filled activity in any video game ever!

    Can we expand this into a "The Wii is stupid" party?

    hey

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    fuck yooouuuu

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Wooooo Mario Galaxy hating party! Worst penguin-filled activity in any video game ever!

    Can we expand this into a "The Wii is stupid" party?

    hey

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    fuck yooouuuu

    Yup. Pretty fucking stupid.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Wii over all has been a big let down for me as a console but man, super mario galaxy was a great game.

    Also, Rust, thanks for reminding me that I again have access to the Wii that has my no more heroes save on it so I can finally play and beat the last level.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yup. Pretty fucking stupid.

    You just hate fun, don't you?

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am trying to decide whether to work at home or in Uni today.

    Still not sure...

  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The Wii over all has been a big let down for me as a console but man, super mario galaxy was a great game.

    Also, Rust, thanks for reminding me that I again have access to the Wii that has my no more heroes save on it so I can finally play and beat the last level.

    i take it you've seen the trailer for the sequel

    where suda51 shouts at the audience with an overdubbed black man's voice and then suplexes an intern into a toilet

  • FrosteeyFrosteey 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Wooooo Mario Galaxy hating party! Worst penguin-filled activity in any video game ever!

    Can we expand this into a "The Wii is stupid" party?

    I love a bunch of other stuff on the Wii, though : (

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    j are you seriously an alien here to study us

    your cover is really, really bad, man

  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    j are you seriously an alien here to study us

    your cover is really, really bad, man

    comparing Bad Men to feral cats was probably not the best avenue of explanation in that case, no

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    i take it you've seen the trailer for the sequel

    where suda51 shouts at the audience with an overdubbed black man's voice and then suplexes an intern into a toilet

    No, I haven't seen the trailer for the sequel. Is the sequel looking to be substantially different from the original? Because the original was fun but I don't really feel the need to play another take on it.

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    can't get windows 7 anymore huh. I apparently lost the dvd I burned. my friend has my xp disc and my uncle's computer needs a format. shit.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | WiiU-Variable | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    j are you seriously an alien here to study us

    your cover is really, really bad, man

    comparing Bad Men to feral cats was probably not the best avenue of explanation in that case, no

    i resent being compared to a feral cat that needs to be put down!

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man, fuck the kanji for "to resound". Seriously.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    i take it you've seen the trailer for the sequel

    where suda51 shouts at the audience with an overdubbed black man's voice and then suplexes an intern into a toilet

    No, I haven't seen the trailer for the sequel. Is the sequel looking to be substantially different from the original? Because the original was fun but I don't really feel the need to play another take on it.

    the crappy chore minigames are replaced by retro 8-bit arcade games

    you get to play as shinobu and henry (plotwise, they're not reskins)

    like three times as many bosses

    dual-wielding beam swords

    ONE OF THE BOSSES IS A BLACK GUY WHO FIGHTS WITH A BOOMBOX BATTLE SUIT AND SPEAKS WITH AN IRISH BROGUE

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    pretty sure J is also incapable of understanding mental illness

    i remember once talking about being overstressed and he was like "have you tried just... not being stressed? like can't you just logically think about how useless the stress is and not be stressed?"

    and now he's like "when a person's understanding of reality is fundamentally flawed, you have to put them down like a feral cat"

    like

    really, we don't have any method to treat or rehabilitate people with mental illnesses?

    huh, news to me

    what with

    managing personal mental illness and psychological damage and all

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I liked the chore minigames! They were way more fun than the other money making minigames!

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I liked the chore minigames! They were way more fun than the other money making minigames!

    well they're still around, just better

    also fun fact: suda did not like the animators' take on the game's new wrestling moves

    so he demonstrated them

    on the animators

    that's right, piss off suda and you'll get an atomic piledriver for your pains

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sometimes I can logic my way out of being stressed or upset or sad over certain things. Sometimes I can't. I definitely was not able to logic my way out of the news irt my grandma earlier today.

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Studying Heidegger has helped me deal with anxiety problems.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you guys aren't helping with my decision.

    pfft.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Good night chat.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    King of the Hill's pimp episode is pretty hilarious.

  • rational vashrational vash Registered User
    edited September 2009
    does anyone know how to deal with a migraine?

    It's been hurting for a few hours, and nothing seems to help. My mom gave me a few pills, Tylenol i believe, but that was hours ago and it hasn't kicked in yet. I've put a wet rag on my forehead because i was hot, but again, didn't work?

    If any can help get rid of this pain i will give you my soul, first born son, whatever.

  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    does anyone know how to deal with a migraine?

    It's been hurting for a few hours, and nothing seems to help. My mom gave me a few pills, Tylenol i believe, but that was hours ago and it hasn't kicked in yet. I've put a wet rag on my forehead because i was hot, but again, didn't work?

    If any can help get rid of this pain i will give you my soul, first born son, whatever.

    take a nap. Try to focus on the the throbbing: I find that if I tune my body to the throbbing, the sensation of pain goes away.

    Also, stay hydrated.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    does anyone know how to deal with a migraine?

    It's been hurting for a few hours, and nothing seems to help. My mom gave me a few pills, Tylenol i believe, but that was hours ago and it hasn't kicked in yet. I've put a wet rag on my forehead because i was hot, but again, didn't work?

    If any can help get rid of this pain i will give you my soul, first born son, whatever.

    psilocybin mushrooms

    seriously not kidding

    i get bad migraines and cluster headaches sometimes and this or LSD works

  • rational vashrational vash Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    does anyone know how to deal with a migraine?

    It's been hurting for a few hours, and nothing seems to help. My mom gave me a few pills, Tylenol i believe, but that was hours ago and it hasn't kicked in yet. I've put a wet rag on my forehead because i was hot, but again, didn't work?

    If any can help get rid of this pain i will give you my soul, first born son, whatever.

    take a nap. Try to focus on the the throbbing: I find that if I tune my body to the throbbing, the sensation of pain goes away.

    Also, stay hydrated.
    I tried to sleep, but the migraine won't let me. I am now trying the focus strategy. It feels like I'm challenging the migraine.


    Fuck you migraine

  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i like thanatos

    every reich needs a goebbels
    Given my current avatar and sig, this is so appropriate.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    does anyone know how to deal with a migraine?

    It's been hurting for a few hours, and nothing seems to help. My mom gave me a few pills, Tylenol i believe, but that was hours ago and it hasn't kicked in yet. I've put a wet rag on my forehead because i was hot, but again, didn't work?

    If any can help get rid of this pain i will give you my soul, first born son, whatever.
    take a nap. Try to focus on the the throbbing: I find that if I tune my body to the throbbing, the sensation of pain goes away.

    Also, stay hydrated.
    I tried to sleep, but the migraine won't let me. I am now trying the focus strategy. It feels like I'm challenging the migraine.


    Fuck you migraine
    Get a bottle of ibuprofen and a bottle of acetaminophen. Take a dose and a half of both, preferably with something caffeinated (unless that's a trigger for you). Turn everything off in the house that makes noise. Lock yourself into a room with the lights off, and curl up into the fetal position with your hands covering your ears.

    At least, that's how I deal with it.

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hey, you make it home safe, Than?

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum
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  • rational vashrational vash Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    does anyone know how to deal with a migraine?

    It's been hurting for a few hours, and nothing seems to help. My mom gave me a few pills, Tylenol i believe, but that was hours ago and it hasn't kicked in yet. I've put a wet rag on my forehead because i was hot, but again, didn't work?

    If any can help get rid of this pain i will give you my soul, first born son, whatever.

    psilocybin mushrooms

    seriously not kidding

    i get bad migraines and cluster headaches sometimes and this or LSD works

    I don't have any mushrooms, but i would probably try some if i had them, just to make this go away.

    But then again, i've lurked for quite a while. I've read some of your stories pony. The last thing i need right now is to be hassled by some raccoon loan shark.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hey, you make it home safe, Than?
    Haven't failed to yet.

  • rational vashrational vash Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I like the idea to take more pills. That's a plan i can get behind.

    Also i'm hot so i will eat ice cream. Why my family likes neopolitan i will never know. Everyone knows that chocolate ice cream is the red headed stepchild of the dairy family.

  • rational vashrational vash Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Hey, you make it home safe, Than?
    Haven't failed to yet.

    Didn't you fend off a mugger a while ago?

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