:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
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:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
Man, you can't expect to make instant friends in urban America. Instant friends is a rural thing and you have to look like them or they have to think you're adorable and not be threatened by you.
This is the land of elbow room, take her hiking or camping.
:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
Man, you can't expect to make instant friends in urban America. Instant friends is a rural thing and you have to look like them or they have to think you're adorable and not be threatened by you.
Or wear short tight clothing and sleep with a lot of people. It's how I became so well liked at pax.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
[tiny]She's also beautiful to watch in her delicacy. I partake of her when she sleeps. [/tiny]
:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
Man, you can't expect to make instant friends in urban America. Instant friends is a rural thing and you have to look like them or they have to think you're adorable and not be threatened by you.
Or wear short tight clothing and sleep with a lot of people. It's how I became so well liked at pax.
Man, should have taken her to PAX.
If the Otaku didn't make her feel welcome Kakos would.
:-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.
Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.
Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.
I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.
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who the fuck googles "America" or asks around or reads some brochures and then decides "that's it! i know what area i'm going to in this new country. fucking Ohio"?
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Its probably safe to say that she is damaged goods now.
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Just say that she had a defect, like a smelly gina, or she didn't listen to the hand, if she's under warranty they'll take her back.
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I'm just scared I'll start and find I missed one and have ot restart...
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So there's my WoW girlfriend...
And here's my Craigslist gal...
I'll never forget my Everquest love...
I thought the single celled organism one was humourous if only for the "You owe me bitch!" at the end.
No, he's a full grown man, no-homo.
Seriously, brosef, chill out.
The ex down under who liked to be on top.... :winky:
Just don't get the thai knock off, it comes with a surprise.
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In my three head-to-head leagues, I'm 1-5.
Hiyoooooo
I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.
That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.
That's a feature
Man, you can't expect to make instant friends in urban America. Instant friends is a rural thing and you have to look like them or they have to think you're adorable and not be threatened by you.
This is the land of elbow room, take her hiking or camping.
Or wear short tight clothing and sleep with a lot of people. It's how I became so well liked at pax.
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That sentence wouldn't make as much sense if the origin isn't in it.
Sure it would. The poor girl is in Ohio.
Man, should have taken her to PAX.
If the Otaku didn't make her feel welcome Kakos would.
You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.
If he hadn't commented on it he couldn't have so smoothly thrown in how much of a player he is.
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*Wayne's World*
Hi. I'm in Delaware.
The single cell one made me chuckle. The rest have been horrible.
Its kind of funny that passer keeps linking them. Like someone who thinks XKCD is funny.
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i think some xkcd is funny but only link it when relevant to something