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  • ElkiElki learned nothing, and forgotten nothing Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    :-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.

    Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.

    Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.

    I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.

    That sentence wouldn't make as much sense if the origin isn't in it.

    Sure it would. The poor girl is in Ohio.

    Totally different. "My girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" probably means the girlfriend in question is retarded, for deciding there's a good time to be had in Ohio. "My Chinese girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" means Loren is criminally negligent, and would probably let babies die in a fire and be all "well, the babies thought it would be a good time."

    Elki on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    who the fuck googles "America" or asks around or reads some brochures and then decides "that's it! i know what area i'm going to in this new country. fucking Ohio"?

    Clearly asians. This makes me think we should rethink their intelligence ranking in the world.

    Preacher on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    those comics are not funny

    Its kind of funny that passer keeps linking them. Like someone who thinks XKCD is funny.

    You know what else is kind of funny?

    The fact that I didn't have to let Kakos grope me all night to be liked at PAX. :P

    Passerbye on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the cute comics!

    radroadkill on
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the cute comics!

    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?

    Ludious on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the cute comics!

    This is because you are awesome and smart and wonderful. :^:

    Passerbye on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!
    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?
    They're both less 'spergie than Ludious?

    Thanatos on
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    :-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.

    Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.

    Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.

    I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.

    I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.

    That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.

    You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.

    I KNOW.

    Dammit, this ruined my entire day.

    I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.

    Loren Michael on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!

    This is because you are awesome and smart and wonderful. :^:

    no thats sure not it

    nexuscrawler on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Sure it would. The poor girl is in Ohio.

    Totally different. "My girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" probably means the girlfriend in question is retarded, for deciding there's a good time to be had in Ohio. "My Chinese girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" means Loren is criminally negligent, and would probably let babies die in a fire and be all "well, the babies thought it would be a good time."

    This may count as an international incident.

    Incenjucar on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!
    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?
    They're both less 'spergie than Ludious?

    Shouldn't you be kidnapping a thai ladyboy to take back to your bear cave for rough sex and crying?

    Ludious on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    those comics are not funny

    Its kind of funny that passer keeps linking them. Like someone who thinks XKCD is funny.

    You know what else is kind of funny?

    The fact that I didn't have to let Kakos grope me all night to be liked at PAX. :P

    Dr. Jealousy please pick up the green courtesy phone, dr jealousy!

    Preacher on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!

    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?

    You know, the lives of everyone in [chat] would be unfulfilled if I didn't start posting. My opinion counts.

    Also, we both bake cookies and continuing these comments mean you shall never get them!

    radroadkill on
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    :-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.

    Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.

    Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.

    I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.

    I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.

    That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.

    You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.

    I KNOW.

    Dammit, this ruined my entire day.

    I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.
    gimme her number. i'll make her feel better

    MikeMan on
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  • ElkiElki learned nothing, and forgotten nothing Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
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    Elki on
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    :-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.

    Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.

    Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.

    I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.

    I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.

    That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.

    You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.

    I KNOW.

    Dammit, this ruined my entire day.

    I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.
    gimme her number. i'll make her feel better

    Dammit you stole my line.

    Incenjucar on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    with his penis

    he'll make her feel better with his penis.

    Ludious on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!
    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?
    They're both less 'spergie than Ludious?

    <3

    Passerbye on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    with his penis

    he'll make her feel better with his penis.

    Have you seen mike's penis? The only person feeling better after that is mike.

    Preacher on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh Elki!

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lud's not a sperger, he clearly knows what pisses people off.

    Preacher on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sorry, on the phone with Hedgie.

    Busy.

    Passerbye on
  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Damn Sony have some good customer support. They've agreed to replace my (out of warranty) PS3 free of charge on Tuesday.

    Coldred on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    with his penis

    he'll make her feel better with his penis.

    Have you seen mike's penis? The only person feeling better after that is mike.

    and the squirrels that feed off it's pinecones

    nexuscrawler on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the cute comics!

    I also like them :P

    Elldren on
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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!
    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?
    They're both less 'spergie than Ludious?

    Sweet qualifier, why don’t you say they both weigh less then you whilst you're at it.

    Leitner on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    And Kurosawa is awesome

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am not the issue here.

    Ludious on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    with his penis

    he'll make her feel better with his penis.

    Have you seen mike's penis? The only person feeling better after that is mike.

    and the squirrels that feed off it's pinecones

    Disturbing.

    Preacher on
  • ElkiElki learned nothing, and forgotten nothing Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Oh Elki!

    That's what she said.

    Elki on
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  • ElkiElki learned nothing, and forgotten nothing Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    Ludious'



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    Elki on
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