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  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    :-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.

    Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.

    Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.

    I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.

    That sentence wouldn't make as much sense if the origin isn't in it.

    Sure it would. The poor girl is in Ohio.

    Totally different. "My girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" probably means the girlfriend in question is retarded, for deciding there's a good time to be had in Ohio. "My Chinese girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" means Loren is criminally negligent, and would probably let babies die in a fire and be all "well, the babies thought it would be a good time."

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    who the fuck googles "America" or asks around or reads some brochures and then decides "that's it! i know what area i'm going to in this new country. fucking Ohio"?

    Clearly asians. This makes me think we should rethink their intelligence ranking in the world.

  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    those comics are not funny

    Its kind of funny that passer keeps linking them. Like someone who thinks XKCD is funny.

    You know what else is kind of funny?

    The fact that I didn't have to let Kakos grope me all night to be liked at PAX. :P

  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the cute comics!

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the cute comics!

    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?

  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the cute comics!

    This is because you are awesome and smart and wonderful. :^:

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!
    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?
    They're both less 'spergie than Ludious?

  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    :-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.

    Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.

    Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.

    I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.

    I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.

    That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.

    You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.

    I KNOW.

    Dammit, this ruined my entire day.

    I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!

    This is because you are awesome and smart and wonderful. :^:

    no thats sure not it

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Sure it would. The poor girl is in Ohio.

    Totally different. "My girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" probably means the girlfriend in question is retarded, for deciding there's a good time to be had in Ohio. "My Chinese girlfriend moved to Ohio, and is really bored" means Loren is criminally negligent, and would probably let babies die in a fire and be all "well, the babies thought it would be a good time."

    This may count as an international incident.

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!
    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?
    They're both less 'spergie than Ludious?

    Shouldn't you be kidnapping a thai ladyboy to take back to your bear cave for rough sex and crying?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    those comics are not funny

    Its kind of funny that passer keeps linking them. Like someone who thinks XKCD is funny.

    You know what else is kind of funny?

    The fact that I didn't have to let Kakos grope me all night to be liked at PAX. :P

    Dr. Jealousy please pick up the green courtesy phone, dr jealousy!

  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!

    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?

    You know, the lives of everyone in [chat] would be unfulfilled if I didn't start posting. My opinion counts.

    Also, we both bake cookies and continuing these comments mean you shall never get them!

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    :-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.

    Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.

    Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.

    I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.

    I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.

    That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.

    You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.

    I KNOW.

    Dammit, this ruined my entire day.

    I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.
    gimme her number. i'll make her feel better

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    :-( my Chinese girlfriend is really bored in Cincinnati and hates America.

    Maybe if you took her somewhere that wasn't Ohio.

    Also that you call her your "Chinese girlfriend" is kind of creepy.

    I mean I use descriptors but that's because there is more than one.

    I told her to go to New Haven, but she thought Cincinnati looked nicer... I feel awful. I'm like six hours away and she hasn't made any friend since she got here.

    That she's chinese is incredibly relevant. She's not used to shitty Ohio America and her English isn't great.

    You should feel awful. You let your girlfriend go to Ohio.

    I KNOW.

    Dammit, this ruined my entire day.

    I'm surprised she has trouble. She's a hot Chinese girl.
    gimme her number. i'll make her feel better

    Dammit you stole my line.

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    with his penis

    he'll make her feel better with his penis.

  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!
    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?
    They're both less 'spergie than Ludious?

    <3

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    with his penis

    he'll make her feel better with his penis.

    Have you seen mike's penis? The only person feeling better after that is mike.

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lud's not a sperger, he clearly knows what pisses people off.

  • PasserbyePasserbye The Woman Who Is Not Short at The Moonlite All-Nite Diner; a glass box full of bad food and good people.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sorry, on the phone with Hedgie.

    Busy.

  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Damn Sony have some good customer support. They've agreed to replace my (out of warranty) PS3 free of charge on Tuesday.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    with his penis

    he'll make her feel better with his penis.

    Have you seen mike's penis? The only person feeling better after that is mike.

    and the squirrels that feed off it's pinecones

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the cute comics!

    I also like them :P

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I like the cute comics!
    Let's see, two people like the comics and they both have something in common...what could it be?
    They're both less 'spergie than Ludious?

    Sweet qualifier, why don’t you say they both weigh less then you whilst you're at it.

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    And Kurosawa is awesome

  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am not the issue here.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    with his penis

    he'll make her feel better with his penis.

    Have you seen mike's penis? The only person feeling better after that is mike.

    and the squirrels that feed off it's pinecones

    Disturbing.

  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Oh Elki!

    That's what she said.

  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
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