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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    OH HEY STRANGER I COULDN'T HELP LISTENING TO YOU BE MISERABLE THROUGH THE WALL

    maybe she needs to talk to someone, or needs some help
    or mortified and creeped out which I can't help but feel would be my reaction in that circumstance

    I think you are just unused to people expressing concern for your wellbeing

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    uh yeah why is my name on it

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I just don't get the Onion.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I just convinced my yank friend to come to a death metal gig next month. I don't think he knows what he's getting into.

    Just make sure he doesn't expect to walk out with the same number of teeth as he had going in.

    It is very easy to avoid pits at gigs. I've been to.... numerous gigs and have only once been involved in a pit.

    And anyway, they're not nearly as violent as they seem. Noone ever throws punches or elbows in a pit because that is a dick move. If someone goes down, you help them up. That's how it works.

    One Rancid show, some guy tried to body slam me and I avoided it. I memorized him and then he felt my elbows in his kidneys. I don't freaking take crap in pits. Though I try to avoid the really violent ones now.

    I've been at local punk shows with people I know and we spend half the show trying to hurt each other

    I've gone for the body slam during a circle and missed and fucked my arm up something fierce on the landing

    Most violent pit I ever saw was pure girls. Some girl got her nose broken in it. I know, I had to help get her back to the medics behind the crowd. Lots of blood.

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  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why does it say sarksus

    isn't that ronaldo's picture?

    It is a work of fiction.
    Sarksus wrote: »
    uh yeah why is my name on it

    I made you into an author. Deal with it.

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  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What do I have to do with it.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I've been at local punk shows with people I know and we spend half the show trying to hurt each other

    I've gone for the body slam during a circle and missed and fucked my arm up something fierce on the landing

    hardcore kids are fucking retarded

    windmill moshing and doing cartwheels and shit

    inbred punks

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    OH HEY STRANGER I COULDN'T HELP LISTENING TO YOU BE MISERABLE THROUGH THE WALL

    maybe she needs to talk to someone, or needs some help
    or mortified and creeped out which I can't help but feel would be my reaction in that circumstance

    Yeah, but you're afraid of phones.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I just don't get the Onion.

    You don't "get" humor?

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34811

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I've been at local punk shows with people I know and we spend half the show trying to hurt each other

    I've gone for the body slam during a circle and missed and fucked my arm up something fierce on the landing

    hardcore kids are fucking retarded

    windmill moshing and doing cartwheels and shit

    inbred punks

    Who said hardcore

    I didn't say hardcore

    I just said punk shows

    Now I have seen people doing that faggy hardcore dancing shit at shows. One was a goddamn Bouncing Souls show, I think it was during Four Year Strong's set

    Someone punched one of those guys in the nuts

    It was great

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I always thought asking if someone needed help when they were in distress was a good thing. I mean if I probably would act confused at first but that is because people doing that is so rare.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I just don't get the Onion.

    The trick is to read the headline, smile at how it's kind of funny, and then ignore the rest because it is an explanation of the joke apparently intended for the terminally stupid.

  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I just don't get the Onion.

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    What's not to get?

  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    What do I have to do with it.

    Go on tours of independent book stores. Drink in bars. Appear on C-SPAN Book TV. More drinking.

    Really, this is the best thing to ever happen to you.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You mentioned punks, I went off on a tangent

    Sue me.

  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like that the patient says "Gulp!".

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I just don't get the Onion.

    You don't "get" humor?

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34811

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35250

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm all headachey this is awful

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I just convinced my yank friend to come to a death metal gig next month. I don't think he knows what he's getting into.

    Just make sure he doesn't expect to walk out with the same number of teeth as he had going in.

    It is very easy to avoid pits at gigs. I've been to.... numerous gigs and have only once been involved in a pit.

    And anyway, they're not nearly as violent as they seem. Noone ever throws punches or elbows in a pit because that is a dick move. If someone goes down, you help them up. That's how it works.

    There is an exception for prick kids trying to cop a feel and humping your leg.

    They go down.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    You mentioned punks, I went off on a tangent

    Sue me.

    I have been to vicious punk shows and not so vicious ones. Depends on the band, but 90% of the time everyone in the pit acts civilly for as the pit goes.

    Saw one asshole almost get into a fight with the guy playing bass at the time for V.A.S.T. The bass player would of kicked his ass. That is why I love going to that place for concerts, you are right at the stage which makes for awesome shows.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    There is an exception for prick kids trying to cop a feel and humping your leg.

    They go down.

    This happens to you too?

    There is a friend of a friend named Cameron. He is the gayest straight man I have ever encountered.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    You mentioned punks, I went off on a tangent

    Sue me.

    I have been to vicious punk shows and not so vicious ones. Depends on the band, but 90% of the time everyone in the pit acts civilly for as the pit goes.

    Saw one asshole almost get into a fight with the guy playing bass at the time for V.A.S.T. The bass player would of kicked his ass. That is why I love going to that place for concerts, you are right at the stage which makes for awesome shows.

    When I went to see Gojira, I was able to fist bump the lead guitarist during like 3 of their songs

    he was awesome

    I caught his pick, and afterwards he gave me an autograph, a drumstick and posed for a pic. If I had the cash, I woulda got him a drink for being so fuckawesome.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I love most of it.


    But the articles usually seem really long-winded.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009

    ...I am at a loss of words.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is it wrong, like morally, to dispose of the corpse of a person when said person really won't be missed by anyone and it would be convenient to you if they did just vanish without a trace

    my friend says it's bad because we should respect the dead but I think respect is for the living

    so what do you think, [CHAT]

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  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Alright, fine. Sarksus is not an author. He has no hands and has a wobbly eye.
    Spoiler:

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    When I saw the Souls I was at a shit venue and I got to talk to Brian, their bass player, between sets

    He was just walking around chillin' and I was like "Tattoos, baseball cap, wife-beater, smells funky...Brian!"

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Depends, what did they do?

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Depends, what did they do?

    Just dying

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    When I saw Despised Icon, their lead singer spend two hours in the pit before their set watching the support bands and generally being an awesome dude. I've never seen a band watch the supports like that before.

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It does show a lack of respect towards that person.

    Unless of course they really would have wanted to have their corpse disappeared.

  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Is it wrong, like morally, to dispose of the corpse of a person when said person really won't be missed by anyone and it would be convenient to you if they did just vanish without a trace

    my friend says it's bad because we should respect the dead but I think respect is for the living

    so what do you think, [CHAT]

    this question is slightly ominous but i think it varies from person to person!

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gim I hope you are not impugning the name of MacGillicuddy.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The thing is they're dead so it's not like it matters to them

    and it's not as if anyone else is likely to find out so I guess it doesn't matter to anyone else then

    And I'm fine with it, so ok go then?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    When I saw Despised Icon, their lead singer spend two hours in the pit before their set watching the support bands and generally being an awesome dude. I've never seen a band watch the supports like that before.

    Never seen a locals show huh

    Meaning

    All the bands are local bands there is no headliner

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Gim I hope you are not impugning the name of MacGillicuddy.

    I am preserving it for the ages.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Depends, what did they do?

    Just dying

    I suppose really what I'm asking is who did you murder and why.

    'cause I can think of a few times I would have been faced with this dilemma were it not for my near-superhuman self control.

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