TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
edited September 2009
I don't want a funeral or burial
fuckers are expensive
I don't want to have to put my loved ones through being gouged by the fuckers who organise them
At my grandmother's funeral, the florist charged €700 for a floral arrangement of her name (May) and some rose petals and of course no one said that that was too steep since it was for a funeral
When I saw Despised Icon, their lead singer spend two hours in the pit before their set watching the support bands and generally being an awesome dude. I've never seen a band watch the supports like that before.
Never seen a locals show huh
Meaning
All the bands are local bands there is no headliner
I was talking about shows with headliners
since most headliners are stuck up cocks who only brought the support along to bring in a bigger crowd
Well, speak of the devil I just got back from a metal concert, if you count folk metal as metal. The mosh pit was pretty well behaved, with only one dick head, a number I'm happy with
Well, speak of the devil I just got back from a metal concert, if you count folk metal as metal. The mosh pit was pretty well behaved, with only one dick head, a number I'm happy with
When I saw Despised Icon, their lead singer spend two hours in the pit before their set watching the support bands and generally being an awesome dude. I've never seen a band watch the supports like that before.
Never seen a locals show huh
Meaning
All the bands are local bands there is no headliner
I was talking about shows with headliners
since most headliners are stuck up cocks who only brought the support along to bring in a bigger crowd
Again
Souls show
All four dudes were milling about at various points watching the openers
But the local band sucked, Four Year Strong patently terrible, and they had been playing with the Briggs for a bit so it wasn't like it was anything new
Briggs did an awesome set though, they did Bored Teenager fuck that song owns
So I think I missed an opportunity to talk to this girl who I have been trading messages with on OKcupid for like a week since we were both on okcupid at the same time. But I was also wandering to dinner like 2 minutes after I noticed she was on.
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
See, I thought of how I could get a 100% solid fake identity, just in case
And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way
I know that in the UK it is relatively trivial to wangle an NI number with some fairly simple social engineering techniques.
It's easy to steal identities and etc, but not to assume an identity that's 100% legit in the eyes of the state
In the UK, you need to pretend to be a foreign student studying a subject that automatically grants you indefinite leave to remain. The HMRC are notoriously bad at giving out National Insurance numbers to such people, so if you act indignant enough, you can convince them to set up a new NI number for you. After a few years, that NI number automatically becomes the NI number of a full UK citizen.
I saw Black Flag, and some Europunk kept spitting on Henry Rollins. He thought it was some mark of respect or something.
Henry watches, and rocks back and forth, and watches. The Europunk gets closer.
Then Henry punches him in the face, BAM, and the Europunk's nose goes SPLUTCH.
Security haul him away, blood streaming down his face. He's calling 'Henry, vy you hit me? Henry, I luff you Henry!'
Also:
I saw the Henry Rollins Band.
Some girl got crushed in the moshpit. Henry and the bouncers pulled her out, checked she was OK. Turned out it was her birthday. Henry made everyone apologise for crushing her and sing Happy Birthday. He then sat her on the stage for the rest of the show, making her day/week/year.
Point I guess I'm trying to make, cartoon punk comedy slamdancing is lame, and Henry Rollins is God.
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I figure I could take a bear.
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.
Unless you spoke with them before they died and they indicated they wouldn't be bothered by that, how would you know?
that was before they died
now they are dead
now they don't bother about things anymore
the concept of death isn't hard
Not everyone agrees with your idea of what happens after death. Independent of that, you're being a cockbag in my [chat]. Have you considered making a thread about your question?
See, I thought of how I could get a 100% solid fake identity, just in case
And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way
I know that in the UK it is relatively trivial to wangle an NI number with some fairly simple social engineering techniques.
It's easy to steal identities and etc, but not to assume an identity that's 100% legit in the eyes of the state
In the UK, you need to pretend to be a foreign student studying a subject that automatically grants you indefinite leave to remain. The HMRC are notoriously bad at giving out National Insurance numbers to such people, so if you act indignant enough, you can convince them to set up a new NI number for you. After a few years, that NI number automatically becomes the NI number of a full UK citizen.
Huh. The problem is here of course I have to stay under a false identity, not to mention the time it takes
but, less corpse disposal
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.
Unless you spoke with them before they died and they indicated they wouldn't be bothered by that, how would you know?
that was before they died
now they are dead
now they don't bother about things anymore
the concept of death isn't hard
Not everyone agrees with your idea of what happens after death. Independent of that, you're being a cockbag in my [chat]. Have you considered making a thread about your question?
this chat is your chat
this chat is my chat
it's also that guy's chat
even though he keeps obliquely talking about killing people:whistle:
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And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way
Why would it not matter to them?
Would it therefore be ok to do anything you wanted to a functionally brain-dead accident victim too then? I mean, it's not like they know either.
It's like, doubly not fun.
fuckers are expensive
I don't want to have to put my loved ones through being gouged by the fuckers who organise them
At my grandmother's funeral, the florist charged €700 for a floral arrangement of her name (May) and some rose petals and of course no one said that that was too steep since it was for a funeral
in the worst case, well,
How can you prove the addict doesn't have friends? Why does the addict not having friends absolve you of guilt?
Damn Irish.
I was talking about shows with headliners
since most headliners are stuck up cocks who only brought the support along to bring in a bigger crowd
our jewish overlords will be sure to scrape up any intact organs after you've sprayed them across the county
They're dead. Things can't matter to them anymore. It's impossible. If anything could matter at all, they would not be dead.
Oh, no it doesn't but I can't assume his identity if the authorities find out he's dead
I know that in the UK it is relatively trivial to wangle an NI number with some fairly simple social engineering techniques.
This argument does not follow, sorry.
what band?
hey there mr sweet n awful
are you goin somewhere or just walkin through my walls
A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.
Again
Souls show
All four dudes were milling about at various points watching the openers
But the local band sucked, Four Year Strong patently terrible, and they had been playing with the Briggs for a bit so it wasn't like it was anything new
Briggs did an awesome set though, they did Bored Teenager fuck that song owns
It's easy to steal identities and etc, but not to assume an identity that's 100% legit in the eyes of the state
haha jesus christ this looks like something out of a fucking anti-establishment music video
Unless you spoke with them before they died and they indicated they wouldn't be bothered by that, how would you know?
God, I love Maurice LaMarche. That clip is gold.
it stinks
Buy my book!
In the UK, you need to pretend to be a foreign student studying a subject that automatically grants you indefinite leave to remain. The HMRC are notoriously bad at giving out National Insurance numbers to such people, so if you act indignant enough, you can convince them to set up a new NI number for you. After a few years, that NI number automatically becomes the NI number of a full UK citizen.
that was before they died
now they are dead
now they don't bother about things anymore
the concept of death isn't hard
I saw Black Flag, and some Europunk kept spitting on Henry Rollins. He thought it was some mark of respect or something.
Henry watches, and rocks back and forth, and watches. The Europunk gets closer.
Then Henry punches him in the face, BAM, and the Europunk's nose goes SPLUTCH.
Security haul him away, blood streaming down his face. He's calling 'Henry, vy you hit me? Henry, I luff you Henry!'
Also:
I saw the Henry Rollins Band.
Some girl got crushed in the moshpit. Henry and the bouncers pulled her out, checked she was OK. Turned out it was her birthday. Henry made everyone apologise for crushing her and sing Happy Birthday. He then sat her on the stage for the rest of the show, making her day/week/year.
Point I guess I'm trying to make, cartoon punk comedy slamdancing is lame, and Henry Rollins is God.
Not everyone agrees with your idea of what happens after death. Independent of that, you're being a cockbag in my [chat]. Have you considered making a thread about your question?
Huh. The problem is here of course I have to stay under a false identity, not to mention the time it takes
but, less corpse disposal
so you killing them automatically changes their previously expressed feelings on the matter to whatever the hell you think they should be?
this chat is your chat
this chat is my chat
it's also that guy's chat
even though he keeps obliquely talking about killing people:whistle:
Sigh.
No, them being dead means they have no feelings anymore.
because they're dead
That wine will be special.