celandine wrote: » I can't believe I'm fooling around on the internet today. They should send me to one of those Chinese camps where they kick you with jackboots if you go online.
Zoolander wrote: » woah joolander
RabidDeathMoose wrote: » L|ama wrote: » PiptheFair wrote: » unintentional wrote: » I think we're having unseasoned boiled children for dinner so as not to be thirsty tomorrow the irish way of preparing food I was under the impression that was putting everything into a pot and boiling it for 17 and a half hours straight? Edit - well played Llama, well played.
L|ama wrote: » PiptheFair wrote: » unintentional wrote: » I think we're having unseasoned boiled children for dinner so as not to be thirsty tomorrow the irish way of preparing food
PiptheFair wrote: » unintentional wrote: » I think we're having unseasoned boiled children for dinner so as not to be thirsty tomorrow the irish way of preparing food
unintentional wrote: » I think we're having unseasoned boiled children for dinner so as not to be thirsty tomorrow
honey nut cheerios wrote: » Zoolander wrote: » woah joolander He's nowhere near as ridiculously good looking as you.
Faricazy wrote: » http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_Judaismword
unintentional wrote: » I always have the kol nidre prayer stuck in my head for weeks probably because they sing it three fucking times in a row
Veretas wrote: » Faricazy wrote: » http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_Judaismword kosherfist
celandine wrote: » You bastards had better not make this into a food thread. That's just perverse.
honey nut cheerios wrote: » Ham Wrapped in bacon With sausage
seizureorbs wrote: » I would be more jewish but I love ham and eating
Joolander wrote: » Tomorrow's Yom Kippur and i havent had anything to eat since breakfast, and it's and hour and a half before sundown here!!! i need things to eat, and lots of them or else i'll be super hungry tomorrow so, Yom Kippur thread
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look you can ask god for forgiveness for being on the internet
if there's any day for it, it's today
He's nowhere near as ridiculously good looking as you.
possibly the subtlest swift reference ever
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
i just reached back for a knife to cut some 9-year-old cheddar and i pulled out a fork
god is angry for me because i am eating after sunset
i am really really ridiculously good looking
but in a jewish way
sliced it! a challah!
sacrilege
I'll try but I can't promise anything.
Worst jew ever.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
word
Secret Satan
kosherfist
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
sorry, tradition
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Aveinu Malkeinu, we are going to say this prayer four times in deference to you
Aveinu Malkeinu, hear our prayer
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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Billy Corgan in a yarmulka
Wrapped in bacon
With sausage
oh well
Yeah, I'm avoiding the food thread and also Pioneer Woman Cooks tomorrow
Also, guess what the sermon we had was about tonight
and eating
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBS!
DRIPPING WITH SAUCE!
Orbs, stop being me
Now we are going to have to fight for the position of skinny Jewish teenager
We are born in flesh
But we're going to have to save devouring your body for after we break the fast
the cleveland show is on tonight
If god really gives a damn what you do or don't eat, he's a jackass.
chillest Yom Kippur ever
now I just have to not eat for three and a half hours, then it's all about the matzoball soup and chicken wings and giant salads and OM NOM NOM