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The painfully bad puns thread : that's not punny
Ethan Smith
Origin name: Beart4toArlington, VARegistered User regular
Origin name: Beart4toArlington, VARegistered User regular
You know when you make a pun, and then you feel a clench in your gut? Yeah, that's your body reacting, telling you why the fuck did you do that. Or maybe that's just because my friend and I would lash out violently at each other when we made puns. But you get what I'm talking about. We're talking going to the bottom of the barrel, and then scraping the shit out of that.
I'll start us off with the most painful pun I've participated in, in recent times-
"Man, I was meta before I knew what meta was. And then after I knew what meta was, I continued to be that, but-"
-Oh god, it's like a metapocalypse
I'll start us off with the most painful pun I've participated in, in recent times-
"Man, I was meta before I knew what meta was. And then after I knew what meta was, I continued to be that, but-"
-Oh god, it's like a metapocalypse
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Can't say that I do. In fact, I thrive on puns. Unfortunately, I do so to such a degree that I rarely remember them for very long after. It's just part of conversation for me.
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Almost missed it, but, yes.
xbl - HowYouGetAnts
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A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant stops him and says, "I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."
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steam - WeAreAllGeth
Get off the stage!
So a piece of string walks into a bar.
Bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here!"
The string get upset and leaves.
The string is so upset at the bartender that he starts pulling at his ends until they start coming undone. He's so angry that he begins to bunch up and gets all twisted and contorted.
Later that night, the string walks back into the bar.
Bartender says "Didn't you hear me the last time? We don't serve string in here!"
The string says:
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
So is it a rule that the last person on a quote tree gets infracted? I suppose it's better than losing a limb.
No, we both got infracted.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
For punitive damage.
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"Hedgehogs - Why not share the hedge?"
like when he refers to the Ramkins as more highly-bred than a hilltop bakery
The British are masters of the pun, and Prachett is a master amongst masters.
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I personally wanted to punch him in the face after that.
ugh. I'm not responsible for what this unleashes.
You brat this upon yourself
stay cool, bird boy
you know who's a weenie. The baseball player who bun'ts
I'm just glad one of us mustard up the courage to get it going.
Who is that? I'd love to meat him.
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steam - WeAreAllGeth
He's probably afraid his puns won't cut the mustard and he'll find himself in a pickle and have to spend the entire thread playing ketchup.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
these are just getting retarded, now we have to play ketchup
dijons better be get funny guys
I don't relish the idea of competing with your pun skill. I fear my meager attempts will be met with a chili reception.