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Pathetic Geek Stories - The Regeekening
Rankenphile
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Keep the changeyou filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
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Admit it - you've made some serious boners in your life.
Huge boners.
Unforgettable boners.
Boners you'll never, ever live down.
Its okay - we've all made big boners, at some point.
So don't sit there, stewing in your regrets. Share them. Get that boner off your chest.
Huge boners.
Unforgettable boners.
Boners you'll never, ever live down.
Its okay - we've all made big boners, at some point.
So don't sit there, stewing in your regrets. Share them. Get that boner off your chest.
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satan, check this wishlist's rims out
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until you're boning
tumblr twitter old people with tats
satan, check this wishlist's rims out
boners in hands
most of my boners are pretty average, I think
they only seem big to me because of my self esteem issues
They'd grab my bum and giggle.
I felt so used.
I spent thousands of dollars to fly thousands of miles to go to a nerd convertion and hang out with a bunch of stinky nerds
then I did it again 12 months later
boy was my face red
she later conceived a white and black child at an orgy some months later, so therefore i win.
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I guess that's something horrible that I'll never live down.
The worst part is? I was, and still am, so proud of myself.
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These facts do not get along well.
you sure that wasn't the Pox?
worst fucking time
well knob
you are pretty terrible
the kinda thing where I do or say something really embarassing and then had to run away with my friends whereupon we promptly cracked the hell up
I do not, however, recall the specific context of this event
glad I could contribute
I have on occasion been trapped in a pool, waiting for a boner to pass
Did she insult you because of your decision?
If so, did you deck 'er?
all the lithe, near nude teenage boys will do that to you
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man welcome to my life
one time I was playing around with this dorky strap on dildo thing that my friend had laying around
it was clearly a novelty item, not a use-it-a-lot item
it had giant huge fat person rubber underpants attached to it, and was designed like a squirt gun, in that you could fill it with water (or other fluids, I suppose) and squeeze the balls to shoot the water out
well I turned around real quick with it in my hands
and it shot water out
all over my girlfriend
I have no idea whatsoever how long the water had been in there or where it had come from
but ohhhh man grossssss
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I was speed running Mario when my girlfriend at the time tried to get my attention by going down on me. I was doing really well so I couldn't just stop..
So I didn't.
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i was just swimming laps, boner all pointing straight downward
praying that the girl in the other lane wouldn't look over
jesus, you're a faggot
having to decide between a blowjob and a bitchin hellboy cutout
"It'll pass." I thought to myself as I began floating on my back.
It did not in fact, pass. It rose to greet the cool air.
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and you know this from personal experience?
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
actually it was more than one time
another time, I worked for EA
I seriously cannot believe you chose what you did
there is a 13 year old me inside me that must be so fucking pissed
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that was Tube, not him
seriously?
man it has been a while
my forum memories are slowly slipping away
time to brush up on the archives
wait does this constitute as a boner?
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
How did your Johnson feel about it?
In my defense, she was pretty damn awful at it.
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