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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    As you are "wont" to do. Not "want" to do. If you don't understand what you're saying, don't say it.

    I think it was pretty well understood.

    I would suggest that if you are using a word that doesn't fit into the phrase, then you most likely don't actually understand the phrase and are just repeating something you heard some fancy guy with a frilly blouse say, probably to create the impression that you are more educated than you really are.

    Well, most language acquisition is auditory and they're nearly homophones. The cliche makes sense in context if you do substitute the proper spelling.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    so...you're not allowed to shit-talk someone if you haven't experienced exactly what they have?

    She was being a dick to him for being stressed out in a situation that is by its definition stressful, without ever having experienced the same.

    There is no telling how she might have reacted in his place.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    the uh...sorta opposite? happened to Ben once.

    My football team was playing an away game in Portland. The locker room they have for the visiting team is tiny. Fucking tiny. I don't know how they expect 30+ people to change in there. We were using shower space to change. And there's one toilet. Given the small amount of time we have to dress and warm up for a game, we walked around the outside of the stadium and found the nearest bathroom, which happened to be the men's room. We're all like "whatever, I can still use that toilet" and have at it.

    At halftime, Ben gets up from the stands and wanders down to that bathroom as the team is coming off the field. While he's in the middle of peeing at the urinal, into the men's bathroom come like 10 of my teammates.
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.

    Well, in that case she might want to consider shutting her mouth when it comes to Wiggin's time of service.

    what are you talking about

    I made fun of him for being so stressed out he couldn't poop in what is widely known as the cuddliest branch of the armed forces

    I don't know anything about his time of service, dumbass

    And I am OK with being made fun of in this manner

    evidently people appear to think you need internet protection whenever anybody says anything mean to you at this point

    personally I was under the impression that being a douche on the internet is why we're all here

    way to be a cool dude though h5

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    so...you're not allowed to shit-talk someone if you haven't experienced exactly what they have?

    She was being a dick to him for being stressed out in a situation that is by its definition stressful, without ever having experienced the same.

    There is no telling how she might have reacted in his place.

    so, if i made fun of Bush right now, would you tell me to shut up because i have no idea how stressful being the president is since i'm not willing to do it myself?

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    As you are "wont" to do. Not "want" to do. If you don't understand what you're saying, don't say it.

    I think it was pretty well understood.

    I would suggest that if you are using a word that doesn't fit into the phrase, then you most likely don't actually understand the phrase and are just repeating something you heard some fancy guy with a frilly blouse say, probably to create the impression that you are more educated than you really are.

    or it's a typo.

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    it's not done in a wah wah wah cut it out meanie manner

    o rly

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you know what

    every time someone mentions boot camp i just picture the first part of full metal jacket

    and it's probably not nearly that insane and stressful.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Make fart sounds and grunts until they become disgusted and leave

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    NebulousQ wrote: »
    I made fun of him for being so stressed out he couldn't poop in what is widely known as the cuddliest branch of the armed forces

    I was told that the air force academy is the only academy to still favor techniques that value abusing its cadets for the sole purpose of abuse. Things like extraneous yelling and put downs, encouraging upper class cadets to belittle the freshman, forcing new cadets to eat in a posture that makes it difficult to swallow, and other things like that.

    could be worse
    they could be challenged physically as well
    I actually snorted a little bit while laughing at this

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    man sometimes i dont shit for days and thats just because of some genetic disorder
    Spoiler:

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    it's not done in a wah wah wah cut it out meanie manner

    o rly

    ff-fucking quit trolling me

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    so, if i made fun of Bush right now, would you tell me to shut up because i have no idea how stressful being the president is since i'm not willing to do it myself?

    depends on why exactly you made fun of him. context.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Alternatively, you wait until they go to use the restroom in the stalls and then you scamper away.

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I could totally beat WaM in a fist fight.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    most of my language acquisition has been through reading

    I am far more likely to mispronounce a word than I am to misspell it

    "denouement" caused me a fair amount of embarrassment in the first vocal conversation I used it in

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    so...you're not allowed to shit-talk someone if you haven't experienced exactly what they have?

    She was being a dick to him for being stressed out in a situation that is by its definition stressful, without ever having experienced the same.

    There is no telling how she might have reacted in his place.

    tell you one thing I woulda done is pooped all over the fucking place

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    man sometimes i dont shit for days and thats just because of some genetic disorder
    Spoiler:

    I chuckled quite heartily

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  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you know what

    every time someone mentions boot camp i just picture the first part of full metal jacket

    and it's probably not nearly that insane and stressful.

    have you ever met a Marine Corps DI?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    No, dickhole, it's because she's a woman with a career path that doesn't involve being told where to shit for 4 years of her life and also because she's dating an ex-marine who would break up with her if she did anything so pansy-assed as joining the air force.

    Well, in that case she might want to consider shutting her mouth when it comes to Wiggin's time of service.

    what are you talking about

    I made fun of him for being so stressed out he couldn't poop in what is widely known as the cuddliest branch of the armed forces

    I don't know anything about his time of service, dumbass

    And I am OK with being made fun of in this manner

    evidently people appear to think you need internet protection whenever anybody says anything mean to you at this point

    personally I was under the impression that being a douche on the internet is why we're all here

    way to be a cool dude though h5

    I got no qualms about chair force jokes

    We made them ourselves

    I will say that one of the TIs on our team was a former Marine and hoo-boy ain't nobody can put the fear of god in yuo like SSgt Timmons

    Motherfucker routinely pushed two or three flights at the same time

    I say "or" it was really "three flights except for the three days between one graduating and another one coming in off the bus"

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    most of my language acquisition has been through reading

    I am far more likely to mispronounce a word than I am to misspell it

    "denouement" caused me a fair amount of embarrassment in the first vocal conversation I used it in

    dee new meant, right?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    so, if i made fun of Bush right now, would you tell me to shut up because i have no idea how stressful being the president is since i'm not willing to do it myself?

    depends on why exactly you made fun of him. context.

    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I almost considered signing up for the air force a few times

    but then I was like fuuuuuuck I'm just gonna look harder for a job because I don't want to be shipped off somewhere for a couple years

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My old Man was an Army DI back in the day.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nikolai wrote: »
    I could totally beat WaM in a fist fight.

    oh please no way you're like a little doll with your floppity arms

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    most of my language acquisition has been through reading

    I am far more likely to mispronounce a word than I am to misspell it

    "denouement" caused me a fair amount of embarrassment in the first vocal conversation I used it in

    dee new meant, right?

    Den-you-maw

    I used to pronounce subtle as sub-tul
    That was embarrassing

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User
    edited September 2009
    It's actually almost a universal phenomenon that dudes in Air Force basic don't shit for the first couple of weeks. It is stress but I think it's more the "just got to a new place and am surrounded by 30 dudes I don't know" kind of stress rather than the "some guy is yelling at me and this is hard" kind of stress. At least if it is the latter, that's gay because the only hard thing in Air Force basic is not falling asleep during all the fucking boring classes.

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i am in an artistic slump

    maybe i should post up in a girls restroom for inspiration

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    most of my language acquisition has been through reading

    I am far more likely to mispronounce a word than I am to misspell it

    "denouement" caused me a fair amount of embarrassment in the first vocal conversation I used it in

    dee new meant, right?

    Den-you-maw

    I used to pronounce subtle as sub-tul
    That was embarrassing

    I think it's day-noo-maw

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    so...you're not allowed to shit-talk someone if you haven't experienced exactly what they have?

    She was being a dick to him for being stressed out in a situation that is by its definition stressful, without ever having experienced the same.

    There is no telling how she might have reacted in his place.

    tell you one thing I woulda done is pooped all over the fucking place

    "Why were you dishonorably discharged from the airforce?"

    "Pooping."

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nikolai wrote: »
    I could totally beat WaM in a fist fight.

    oh please no way you're like a little doll with your floppity arms

    WaM is more woman than you'll ever know and more man than you'll ever be

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    most of my language acquisition has been through reading

    I am far more likely to mispronounce a word than I am to misspell it

    "denouement" caused me a fair amount of embarrassment in the first vocal conversation I used it in

    dee new meant, right?

    ok even I didn't mangle it that badly

    and buster it is actually "day-noo-maw"

    see, it's a tricky word

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    God why do I read CAD

    I know it's a shit comic

    it's such a trainwreck of awful, though, I can't help it

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

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  • DubhDubh "FLÄSHYN!" Y.V.'s mansionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I almost considered signing up for the air force a few times

    but then I was like fuuuuuuck I'm just gonna look harder for a job because I don't want to be shipped off somewhere for a couple years

    Mori, I can totally picture you up, high in the sky, with those aviator shades on. Just giving the thumbs-up to your wingman as you shoot down some commies or aliens.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just got the ay and en confused

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    are you rating my posts?

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, i would never make fun of that brilliant man
    it was just an example

    this was meh.

    but seriously. make fun of him because of poor decisions, a dumb statement or his chimp like appearance. but nto cuz he is stressed out in a stressing situation.

    who is it you think you're winning points with here

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited September 2009
    This thread mad me laugh at least 10 times, glad I read it

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