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Pathetic Geek Stories - The Regeekening

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i am travel sized for your convenience

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Now, now a gentleman doesn't jerk and tell.
    Spoiler:

    edit: If memory serves, it was family size.
    Spoiler:

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did you fill it up with doritos afterwards and then put it out during a party?

    and then you just watched and waited?

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    did you fill it up with doritos afterwards and then put it out during a party?

    and then you just watched and waited?

    No, I'm not the male version of..Trowizilla, I think their name was?

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am travel sized for your convenience

    I'd stuff you into my overhead bin

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am travel sized for your convenience

    I'd stuff you into my overhead bin

    i'd put your han solo in my carbonite

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am travel sized for your convenience

    I'd stuff you into my overhead bin

    i'd put your han solo in my carbonite

    I'll put your Boba Fett in my Sarlacc.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd just plain have a ton of sex with you.

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I'll put the pickup line in your dialogue

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    I'll put your Boba Fett in my Sarlacc.

    Quoth already made that joke! Boooo!

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am travel sized for your convenience

    I'd stuff you into my overhead bin

    i'd put your han solo in my carbonite

    I'll show you the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'll let your star system slip thorugh my fingers.



    No, wait.

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited October 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am travel sized for your convenience

    I'd stuff you into my overhead bin

    i'd put your han solo in my carbonite

    I'll show you the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

    Don't worry, Chewie and I have gotten into a lot more heavily guarded places than this before.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am travel sized for your convenience

    I'd stuff you into my overhead bin

    i'd put your han solo in my carbonite

    I'll show you the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

    our cruisers cannot repel firepower of that magnitude

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd see you three pee...oh

    uh

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I'll be your only hope

    oh god

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i'll evacuate in our moment of triumph

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i'll evacuate in our moment of triumph

    eeewww

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited October 2009
    it's a trap!

    because you see, vaginas

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i'll evacuate in our moment of triumph

    eeewww

    oooooh

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i'll evacuate in our moment of triumph

    hmm


    blargh

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited October 2009
    i'll quote your beloved scifi movie

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hey

    who's scruffy looking

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited October 2009
    i am scruffy at the moment

    gonna shave in the morning

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I will glady make a trench run on you to fire a proton torpedo down your thermal exhaust port.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd let my soul grow stronger, hesitate no longer and then implore you

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd like to be stalked, for just a little while.

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    I pronounce it bee-log. Most recent entry: VIDEO GAMES: GUNPOINT, OR A SCIENTIFIC STUDY ON WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GLASS MEETS TROUSERS.
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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait. You haven't been getting the notes?

    Shit. Who's fucking mailbox was that?

    At least tell me you found the woodchuck.

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iiiiiiit's right in the middle of the parking lot, it's right in the middle of the parking lot
    it's right in the middle of the parking lot

    na naaa naaaaa na naaaaaaaaaa motherfucker!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Phone number found

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    PSN: GrahamCR
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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I will glady make a trench run on you to fire a proton torpedo down your thermal exhaust port.

    but!

    the exhaust port is exit only!

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'll put my Han Solo in your Tauntaun


    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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  • edited October 2009
    i started collecting robotech books in grade 6 or so and i still keep an eye out for them because i haven't got all 22 plus the sentinels, yet.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    I will glady make a trench run on you to fire a proton torpedo down your thermal exhaust port.

    but!

    the exhaust port is exit only!

    You worry about those towers...I'll worry about the fighters?


    I

    Hmm

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'll show your locked thread the key to my love

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
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