Ugh it didn't even take a god damn page for the H/A paintball thread to become what I hate about people who play paintball.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
edited October 2009
“Three Human Sun” Shirt a Viral Hit in Wolf Community
The wolf community has been taken by storm recently due to the unparalleled popularity of a black t-shirt featuring the faces of three people in front of a blazing sun. Sales of the shirt skyrocketed after a series of reviews celebrated the shirt’s magical powers. Much like the popular “Three Wolf Moon” shirt popular with humans, these powers reportedly grant the wearer of the shirt special abilities. Bruce, a Timber Wolf from Minnesota, reviewed the shirt and shared the changes he experienced.
“As soon as I put on the shirt, I noticed the changes. I found that I was able to sit and do nothing for long periods of time without feeling completely worthless. After wearing the shirt for a while, I realized I had gained about 25 pounds and had a strange desire for something called a ‘Camaro’. I came to the conclusion that without a ‘Camaro’ I would never get the bitches in the pack to want me. That’s when I set out on my quest.”
Phil, a Grey Wolf from Alaska, also gave the shirt a fantastic review.
“After getting my shirt, I came to the realization that I was wasting soooo much time hunting and tracking. I followed some humans to town and now I just hang out at a McDonalds and get all the food I want out of the big green box in the back. My days of actually moving to get my food are over. Now I’ve got plenty of time for more important things. You should check out this season of America’s Got Talent. Great stuff, really. You gotta love the Hoff.”
Thanks to these reviews and others like them, sales of the “Three Human Sun” shirt have increased by nearly 2300%. Scientists are still undecided on whether or not there is any correlation to the recent increase in wolf obesity.
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Fuck you Tav. People who ride the bus are still people.
Even if they are crazy.
This is the only kind of shirt.
I have that on my PC somewhere, got it from a guy who said I just HAD TO WATCH THIS OH MY GOD
actually he was more like, I bet you're really going to like this
Gah, I can't find a youtube of the Mach 14 parody.
THE MOON, BITCHES
on the back
Then get inside of it you silly.
Now those are men who will get sex.
This one?
A pack of lone wolves.
I guffawed
It's pretty cozy in here guys
Say, does anyone know the annual percentage of Americans that go bankrupt due to medical costs off the top of his head?
Is this the part where I start taking my clothes off to "get more comfortable?"
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No, the actual good one from SNL. Well, good for not 70's or late 80's SNL.
S'cause ah brought mah snuggie
This is the moment if there ever was one
I think you'd be more likely to die than go bankrupt if you're walking around missing the top of your skull
Roughly half of all bankruptcies. Don't know how many people go bankrupt in an average year, though.
Tough peeling and spraying.
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[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
Workin' on my night cheese.
Modifying paintball guns to shoot non-regulation materiel?
Did you just recently arrive on this planet?
"Alright, I have acquired one of these cellular telephone devices. Now I must procure a motor vehicle for transportation."
Now I feel old.