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Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Singularity Engine++
probably pretty tiny!!
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but seriously this thread is about social politeness and basic violations thereof

ever just have a dude come up to you and be a straight dick?

this never happens to me

weird right

EDIT: Hey super update, according to this lurker dude Einhander fucking died

Jesus Christ no one told anyone?

He lived in Eugene, but his house caught on fire so he moved out here to Idaho to stay with him mom (I knew him from when he lived out here a couple of years ago), then he bought a truck from a friend of mine and moved to Portland. He got a job but was couchsurfing with a friend of his until he could save up for an apartment. He was hit by some asshole drunk driver on his way home from work.

I helped his parents clean out the stuff he left at their house that he was going to come back for, and housesat for them when they went to the trial of the woman that hit him. It was fucked up.



we should probably have a thread thing

i bet his dick was huge

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User
    edited October 2009
    12 inches away from prolapse

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh god Boston is a dumb city.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hey you didn't even give me time to answer

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My dick ain't all that straight

    Kinda goes to the left.

    Muggins on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my dick is a trundling meat-cannon resting on eighteen mighty wheels, propelled by a ten-cylinder engine that runs on jack daniels

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    IT'S BIG ENOUGH TO
    hold when I'm peeing

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  • GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User
    edited October 2009
    whenever i meet somebody for the first time i just drop my trousers and pull out the beast. just put it all out there.

    that way we know where we stand from the get go.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd say my dick is a little below average.
    It hangs lower than a normal dick.
    Basically it's bigger than yours.
    Hah! nothing here.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Completely average 8-)

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    once many moons ago, me and a few friends were in Wenatchee (eastern Wa) for the apple blossom festival which is popular with a lot of the young adults in the area as an excuse to drink and party and cruise the main drag

    also a lot of bikers there

    so we're hanging out in this bar, and the booth next to us is full of these crusty bikers
    and one of them, completely unprompted, leans over to our table and asks us if we like head

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well, do you

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    once many moons ago, me and a few friends were in Wenatchee (eastern Wa) for the apple blossom festival which is popular with a lot of the young adults in the area as an excuse to drink and party and cruise the main drag

    also a lot of bikers there

    so we're hanging out in this bar, and the booth next to us is full of these crusty bikers
    and one of them, completely unprompted, leans over to our table and asks us if we like head

    Go on.

    Melding on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well

    did you

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I bet he meant something totally innocuous, Dru, get your mind out of the aquaduct.

    Like... heads of lettuce or... maybe he was asking if you had a preferred a certain side of a coin.

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User
    edited October 2009
    gotta say, i've also been pretty curious dru

    you just look like the kinda dude that doesnt enjoy a good hummer

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    his eyes kind of follow you

    also in topic with this thread

    yes this has happened to me many times
    from people i've not known at all; strangers on the street

    to people i've been great friends with

    yes, i've seen it all

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Thicker than a toilet roll.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    once many moons ago, me and a few friends were in Wenatchee (eastern Wa) for the apple blossom festival which is popular with a lot of the young adults in the area as an excuse to drink and party and cruise the main drag

    also a lot of bikers there

    so we're hanging out in this bar, and the booth next to us is full of these crusty bikers
    and one of them, completely unprompted, leans over to our table and asks us if we like head

    "Why yes, I am a sort of collector."

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I cashed a check yesterday and the teller asked me how I would like the cash.

    At first I said I wanted it all in Sacajawea coins but she didn't get it.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pretty much the only social grace i make a point of doing is not using racial slurs when in public, and even when i do use them they're generally not in proper context at all. like calling my tv a racial slur when i can't find anything on i want to watch.

    Still not a good habit, but it is something i do.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Average.

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  • GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User
    edited October 2009
    einhander just posted in g&t like five minutes ago man

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    it was hitler

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This thread name is extra-classy.

    McCly on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh god what

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  • GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User
    edited October 2009
    that was probably in bad taste i apologize

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    einhander just posted in g&t like five minutes ago man

    wtf is your problem

    the last time he posted was in february

    jackass

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    This thread name is extra-classy.

    McCly you son of a bitch

    Where you been?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon I'm nodding. Is everyone else nodding?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    once many moons ago, me and a few friends were in Wenatchee (eastern Wa) for the apple blossom festival which is popular with a lot of the young adults in the area as an excuse to drink and party and cruise the main drag

    also a lot of bikers there

    so we're hanging out in this bar, and the booth next to us is full of these crusty bikers
    and one of them, completely unprompted, leans over to our table and asks us if we like head

    Shoulda said "You askin' or offerin'?"

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait what's going on

    I think there's a post missing here somewhere

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Maybe he should get his own thread

    Like

    Not one that isn't already half-derailed by cock-talk.

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Some lurker in the Mully thread said Einhander died from a drunk driver.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    This thread name is extra-classy.

    McCly you son of a bitch

    Where you been?

    super-busy working and stuff. Finally got a new (hopefully steady) job after being laid-off twice this year. How you been?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2009
    This is a fucking trainwreck of a thread, and it's barely out of the station

    Probably should make a new one.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    this thread is really awkward

    edit: so i guess mission accomplished now that i reflect on the OP

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    This thread name is extra-classy.

    McCly you son of a bitch

    Where you been?

    super-busy working and stuff. Finally got a new (hopefully steady) job after being laid-off twice this year. How you been?

    Pretty good, I suppose
    Summer was some boring shit but I'm glad I'm back in Columbia now

    Where are you working?

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Someone want to make a new thread?

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    This thread name is extra-classy.

    McCly you son of a bitch

    Where you been?

    super-busy working and stuff. Finally got a new (hopefully steady) job after being laid-off twice this year. How you been?

    Pretty good, I suppose
    Summer was some boring shit but I'm glad I'm back in Columbia now

    Where are you working?

    Yeah summer was pretty lame this year for me.

    I work at the Gourmet Shop in Five Points. It's rad.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    se++ paints its dick on things as a sign of respect

    this einhander fella sounds only vaguely familiar but going by a drunk driver is so very awful. :(

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