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  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    I'm beginning to believe in the invisible sock eater. Where the hell do all my socks go?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm going to write my own lengthy fantasy series called "Too Many Terrys"

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    I'm beginning to believe in the invisible sock eater. Where the hell do all my socks go?

    When you find out can you bring back the like 8 pairs of dress socks I lost?

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    I'm beginning to believe in the invisible sock eater. Where the hell do all my socks go?
    what the hell else am i supposed to do when i'm jerking off in your room

    jerk off on the floor?

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • FyreWulffFyreWulff Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Wow. That's fucking crazy.

    Do you see any advantages to it or is it just how you've always played?

    I can sympathize because, being left handed, I first started playing Halo Southpaw back in college and am firmly locked into it now. I have to pick southpaw for every FPS. But it probably sucks more for you because more games offer Southpaw than offer Legacy.

    how i've always played. the day that console games stop offering legacy is well.. the day i have to stop playing console fps games.

    although Valve is apparently actually patching legacy into all their games, they already did it to L4D 360.

    And yeah it sucks when I really want to play a game and they just implement the barest control settings possible and call it a day

    the only advantage of Legacy is that you can drive the warthog with the left stick only in Halo, that I can think of. I can't drive one at all with default controls.

    advantage gets canceled out by the fact that it becomes very difficult to do the side barrel roll in the banshee

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I'm beginning to believe in the invisible sock eater. Where the hell do all my socks go?
    what the hell else am i supposed to do when i'm jerking off in your room

    jerk off on the floor?

    Pillow case.

  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mouse Keyboard Forever


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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    From the KGB feed, which I bookmarked last night because I quickly got addicted to it (those are the guys with the commercial where spies answer bar trivia):
    What is a good way to open up a conversation with a girl?

    You could ask: If you could have any super power, what would it be? or Who's your favorite Muppet? Good luck!

    Women in this thread: tell us just how much these questions would not work.

    I have a blog. Read it. Blog-reading makes you pretty and popular.
  • FyreWulffFyreWulff Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mouse Keyboard Forever

    i play fpses using both

    chew on that

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Telekinesis, Statler and Waldorf

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mouse Keyboard Forever

    i play fpses using both

    chew on that

    you're dumb

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the problem with Majora's Mask was that it was too good for people

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  • FyreWulffFyreWulff Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mouse Keyboard Forever

    i play fpses using both

    chew on that

    you're dumb

    i'm sorry that I can actually use both control schemes and have better things to be a fanboy of

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Afternoon, gents and ladyfolk.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Tim Leary, how was the trip?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mouse Keyboard Forever

    i play fpses using both

    chew on that

    you're dumb

    i'm sorry that I can actually use both control schemes and have better things to be a fanboy of

    like cock

  • CorvusCorvus Caw? VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer and the Illithid one were pretty clever. The other names could have been better.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Tim Leary, how was the trip?

    eh?

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    GAH

    I am both extremely happy and angry at the same time.

    Stupid goddamn dermatologist. Stupid stupid stupid stupid 'expert'.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    GAH

    I am both extremely happy and angry at the same time.

    Stupid goddamn dermatologist. Stupid stupid stupid stupid 'expert'.

    Are you getting the chop too?

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    GAH

    I am both extremely happy and angry at the same time.

    Stupid goddamn dermatologist. Stupid stupid stupid stupid 'expert'.

    so it wasn't herpes

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Tim Leary, how was the trip?

    eh?
    How are you?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Tim Leary, how was the trip?

    eh?
    How are you?

    eh?

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  • CorvusCorvus Caw? VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    GAH

    I am both extremely happy and angry at the same time.

    Stupid goddamn dermatologist. Stupid stupid stupid stupid 'expert'.

    Really, anyone could have mis-diagnosed leprosy.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait Fluffy, what happened with the dermatologist?

  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well, this one was inevitable, someone decided to test KGB and went straight for the old meaning-of-life question:
    What is the purpose of life?

    "The purpose of life is to live a life of purpose" - Richard Leider. Look and you will find it - what is unsought will go undetected. - Sophocles.

    Well played.

    I have a blog. Read it. Blog-reading makes you pretty and popular.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Wait Fluffy, what happened with the dermatologist?

    Fluffy thought he finally grew a gina, turns out it was just a really weird form of skin cancer.

  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I'm beginning to believe in the invisible sock eater. Where the hell do all my socks go?
    what the hell else am i supposed to do when i'm jerking off in your room

    jerk off on the floor?

    Pillow case.

    Good for the hair.

    It's how I get that luster.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Tim Leary, how was the trip?

    eh?
    How are you?

    eh?

    Hoow have you been, eh?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    GAH

    I am both extremely happy and angry at the same time.

    Stupid goddamn dermatologist. Stupid stupid stupid stupid 'expert'.

    Are you getting the chop too?

    Nah, my phimosis I can deal with via stretching.

    For the last few months I've noticed my hair thinning. This thinning has coincided a god-awful acne problem on my scalp. It's gotten so bad that the painful itching is constant - the pimples that have popped up are so sensitive it can hurt to rest my head on a pillow when I go to bed. Worse than that, though, is the thinning, because I'm 20 years old and the only part of my looks I've ever really been proud of is my thick head of curly hair.

    So this has been stressing me out a lot. So much so all I do is try to push thoughts of it out of my head, and hope that the Acutane I'm trying to get on will solve this problem. Because I actively don't think about this, I haven't looked it up on the net, if it's even possible for acne to be responsible.

    1 google search brought up a bunch of results pointing to scalp folliculitis - which isn't acne - and sounds exactly like what I've got, and both my GP and my dermatologist missed it. It's infuriating, as they both shrugged it off - the Derma said it could be the acne and then completely dismissed it, while the GP wouldn't even examine my scalp, she just said male pattern baldness even though no one in my family is bald, even the ones in their 90s. Neither of my doctors would look into it.

    It took me one google search. Fucking pathetic. I am so relieved.

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  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Doctors are horribad these days. They hear one symptom and attempt to diagnose you, then poopoo any web research you've done with "Do you believe the internet or a real doctor?" Even young doctors do this.


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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Doctors are horribad these days. They hear one symptom and attempt to diagnose you, then poopoo any web research you've done with "Do you believe the internet or a real doctor?" Even young doctors do this.

    You know what I've also heard a bunch from many different doctors, both on physiological and psychologic problems?

    "I saw the exact same thing recently with another patient..."

    Any time I hear that I become extra skeptical. It's kind of like the having a hammer and everything looking like a nail syndrome, some doctors tend to gravitate towards a diagnosis because they've seen it before or recently.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Doctors are horribad these days. They hear one symptom and attempt to diagnose you, then poopoo any web research you've done with "Do you believe the internet or a real doctor?" Even young doctors do this.

    Because 95% of people who research that stuff online are totally going to believe that they caught African potato blight from that ethnic guy on the bus when all they have is the fucking sniffles.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm just so mad. I'm happy I know what it is now and that it's treatable, but apparently if you go without dealing with it for too long it can result in scarring, and hair won't grow back in the scarred areas. They didn't even consider what it could be, like it was of no importance. Like my hair falling out wasn't worthy of their time. I'm an overweight recluse with a poor wardrobe, the hair is all I have.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Doctors are horribad these days. They hear one symptom and attempt to diagnose you, then poopoo any web research you've done with "Do you believe the internet or a real doctor?" Even young doctors do this.

    You know what I've also heard a bunch from many different doctors, both on physiological and psychologic problems?

    "I saw the exact same thing recently with another patient..."

    Any time I hear that I become extra skeptical. It's kind of like the having a hammer and everything looking like a nail syndrome, some doctors tend to gravitate towards a diagnosis because they've seen it before or recently.

    Yeah that's how I was diagnosed with strep throat when I actually had tb, that was nice.

  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ew preach you had the berc?


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Doctors are horribad these days. They hear one symptom and attempt to diagnose you, then poopoo any web research you've done with "Do you believe the internet or a real doctor?" Even young doctors do this.

    Fun thing I learned this weekend: A shitty surgeon's being a dumbass is why she had ovarian cancer.

    Apparently, during a hysterectomy, the surgeon was asked to remove her ovaries if they looked abnormal.

    The surgeon left them in, despite noticing one was oozing.

    And then some time later she was diagnosed with ovarian cancer.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey [chat]. Today was a good day. The desktop works, the new cell works. Now I need some suggestions for some android apps. Now my big thing is just getting hooked to my parents wireless network. When they went wireless they disconnected all the old wiring in the house we use to run on so I have get a wireless adapter for it. But I have a video card to return to best buy anyways so I should be fine.

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  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hey [chat]. Today was a good day. The desktop works, the new cell works. Now I need some suggestions for some android apps. Now my big thing is just getting hooked to my parents wireless network. When they went wireless they disconnected all the old wiring in the house we use to run on so I have get a wireless adapter for it. But I have a video card to return to best buy anyways so I should be fine.

    oh you wanted www.blogger.com


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