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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    i wish i could do that with coffee

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Celandine what the fuck is wrong with you

    Splenda, seriously?

    I'm actually jealous. I wish I could enjoy artificial sweeteners and cut some calories out of my diet that way. But unfortunately I cannot. The aftertaste of all of them is unbearable.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    Also I don't like eggs or orange juice or hash browns oooor ketchup particularly, so I'm kind of with celandine.

    The coffee and the toast, though. Those can stay.

    Turrble.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User
    set some teabags on fire while you're at it SH

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    If I don't die before I'm 45, I'd better die shortly thereafter when my heart explodes from caffeine and American breakfast foods.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I like splenda and use it for most of my sweetening needs

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Celandine what the fuck is wrong with you

    Splenda, seriously?

    I'm actually jealous. I wish I could enjoy artificial sweeteners and cut some calories out of my diet that way. But unfortunately I cannot. The aftertaste of all of them is unbearable.

    If you want something sweet, get some Dole canned orange juice (not bad, 100 calories, 20 some odd grams of sugars), or some Jumex, which is straight fucking diabetes in nectar form.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User
    there are some terrible terrible people in this fine coffee thread

    i say lynch em

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    Iskander wrote: »
    set some teabags on fire while you're at it SH

    that seems like a terrible way to make tea

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance Registered User regular
    But I made the club jackets with patches and everything

    I like the constituent parts - I mean, oranges are nice, and potatoes are super, and eggs are... eggs... but the combination...

    Look, there is nothing wrong with black coffee by itself to start the day
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Iskander wrote: »
    there are some terrible terrible people in this fine coffee thread

    i say lynch em

    Thank god I'll be in Europe next year, where people don't fuck everything up (besides everything in the past 2000 years)

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    But I made the club jackets with patches and everything

    I like the constituent parts - I mean, oranges are nice, and potatoes are super, and eggs are... eggs... but the combination...

    Look, there is nothing wrong with black coffee by itself to start the day
    Spoiler:

    Eastwood just had a brain aneurysm. good job.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    If I had the urge to clean the frying pan and spend ten minutes in front of it cooking bacon and eggs, by God, I would do it!

    But instead, I'm chowing my way through this never-ending bowl of Kashi horse roughage, so that I can take another monumental, colossal, behemoth, fluffy shit.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    chocolate milk what whatttt

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Celandine what the fuck is wrong with you

    Splenda, seriously?

    I'm actually jealous. I wish I could enjoy artificial sweeteners and cut some calories out of my diet that way. But unfortunately I cannot. The aftertaste of all of them is unbearable.

    Yeah that aftertaste makes me want to puke

    Lucky for me I've the metabolism of a shrew, so I can fill myself with as much sugar as I want

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Dang all this breakfast talk. Now I want some creamed chipped beef on toast. And bacon. And hash browns.

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  • UsagiUsagi Got catz in my zone Ca-catz in my zoneRegistered User regular
    not a fan of artificial sweeteners, they make my stomach hurt for some reason

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    my grandfather used artificial sweeteners
    and now he's dead, folks

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    oh god I love hash browns

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    bacon and beans and eggs and hot sauce and an english muffin and orange juice with pulp so cold it's just about to hurt your teeth but it never does.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Steak and eggs.

    Or steak and refried beans, but whatever.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    I work right next to a small-time fruit packing plant and they sell fresh squeezed unpasteurized oj and it is so fucking good.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance Registered User regular
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    But I made the club jackets with patches and everything

    I like the constituent parts - I mean, oranges are nice, and potatoes are super, and eggs are... eggs... but the combination...

    Look, there is nothing wrong with black coffee by itself to start the day
    Spoiler:

    Eastwood just had a brain aneurysm. good job.

    But I never said anything bad about bacon! Also I got a trivia question about Clint Eastwood right tonight! And I enjoy waffles and french toast!

    Let me back in the club dammit or I'm telling Mom you've been using the toolshed

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    steak and eggs I do not like the idea of. bacon, though.

    bacon

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    im drinking coffee right now

    its my 4th cup today

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    steak and eggs I do not like the idea of. bacon, though.

    bacon

    Jesus, what is wrong with you?

    Also, I had steak and bacon for dinner last night. I swear, best idea I've had in a while.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

    Surprisingly enough, this is also the day I go base jumping and my parachute "fails" to open

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

    Surprisingly enough, this is also the day I go base jumping and my parachute "fails" to open

    wherein scarlet becomes that which he loathes the most

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    alright i'll watch this persona 4 endurance run ep and then sleep

    i swear

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

    Surprisingly enough, this is also the day I go base jumping and my parachute "fails" to open

    wherein scarlet becomes that which he loathes the most

    i have no patience for fatties, it's true.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    The hell is wrong with sugar you fatties? Is it too difficult to exercise the calories away or what.

    1. Not a fatty

    2. Diet is the only way to actually lose and keep weight off.

    If I were able to cut sugars out of my diet with artificial sweeteners that would allow me to enjoy more calories in another area.

    spare me

    I've seen your physique, Sam. One day, sweetheart, your metabolism will betray you.

    oh man.

    The saddest truth.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    ha, scarlet is so scared to get chubby

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    son have you tried meth

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Mysst wrote: »
    ha, scarlet is so scared to get chubby

    and yet somehow it's better than currently being chubby, you fat fuck

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    ha, scarlet is so scared to get chubby

    and yet somehow it's better than currently being chubby, you fat fuck

    i bet you're going to lose all your hair, too!

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Scarlet will be the fattest little fatty just you wait and see.

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