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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I dont really care about the whole competitive/tournament aspect of smash bros.

    But kinda realized its kinda funny that they dumb it down (I havent really noticed myself) when they add online.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    This complaint letter kind of goes off the rails a bit towards the end.

    I'm tired.

    "Dear Bank,

    I am unhappy and disappointed with the way you have dealt with my problem, I felt that I am being unfairly treated by the system within the bank, which I see as a breach of contractual agreements. I have so far attempted everything possible to ratify this situation, and in doing so have received no help whatsoever from your staff. I have decided therefore TO RAPE YOUR FUCKING MOTHERS YOU COCKSUCKING SONS OF WHORES I WILL DEFECATE INTO YOUR GODDAMNED SOCKS!!

    Yours Sincerely,

    Cescas Mom."

    All this because the male teller winked at her.

    He was actually winking to a girl walking behind her.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Joh I don't know what to think of your new av.

    I know, I'm not sure I like it.

    Carebears/Optimus Prime!

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    This complaint letter kind of goes off the rails a bit towards the end.

    I'm tired.

    "Dear Bank,

    I am unhappy and disappointed with the way you have dealt with my problem, I felt that I am being unfairly treated by the system within the bank, which I see as a breach of contractual agreements. I have so far attempted everything possible to ratify this situation, and in doing so have received no help whatsoever from your staff. I have decided therefore TO RAPE YOUR FUCKING MOTHERS YOU COCKSUCKING SONS OF WHORES I WILL DEFECATE INTO YOUR GODDAMNED SOCKS!!

    Yours Sincerely,

    Cescas Mom."

    She did fly to Birmingham so that she could physically go to the office.

    Frankly, if it gives the impression that she's on the verge of going over the edge that's probably a benefit.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hilarious update to that scam letter about loan modification my dad got:

    Turns out they didn't just send it to him because he's a homeowner. Turns out the bank has been noticing the payments were less than they were supposed to be lately by about 8g's.

    Which means his credit score which was in the 700s is now shit.

    The hilarious part is this isn't even directly his fault. See he bought the house because my mom (RIP) wanted her grandkids to have a place to grow up in and their parents couldn't get a loan because their credit is shit. They were supposed to take over the loan in about a year (HA!) and it turns out my bro's wife has been behind all this hiding letters from the bank and telling my dad they just wanted him to refinance and crap.

    And none of this would have been found out without a spam letter sent to the wrong address.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    James wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Joh I don't know what to think of your new av.

    I know, I'm not sure I like it.

    Carebears/Optimus Prime!

    You want me to go back to oldschool? I think OptimusZero is stealing my OP AV at the moment..... Carebears though..... Carebears.....

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    As much as I love the Dead Milkmen, I would prefer if this was the Breast Chat Ever.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    This complaint letter kind of goes off the rails a bit towards the end.

    I'm tired.

    "Dear Bank,

    I am unhappy and disappointed with the way you have dealt with my problem, I felt that I am being unfairly treated by the system within the bank, which I see as a breach of contractual agreements. I have so far attempted everything possible to ratify this situation, and in doing so have received no help whatsoever from your staff. I have decided therefore TO RAPE YOUR FUCKING MOTHERS YOU COCKSUCKING SONS OF WHORES I WILL DEFECATE INTO YOUR GODDAMNED SOCKS!!

    Yours Sincerely,

    Cescas Mom."

    All this because the male teller winked at her.

    He was actually winking to a girl walking behind her.

    Actually it's because they agreed to the mortgage and are now refusing to release the money. She can't get a straight answer as to why, and they keep coming up with additional bureaucratic hurdles.

    My actual opinion is that they think some kind of financial crime is occurring and they're trying to figure out what.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Perhaps time to refer to the Young One's bank letter?

    "darling fascist bully boy, give me some money, you bastard, love Neal"

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Hilarious update to that scam letter about loan modification my dad got:

    Turns out they didn't just send it to him because he's a homeowner. Turns out the bank has been noticing the payments were less than they were supposed to be lately by about 8g's.

    Which means his credit score which was in the 700s is now shit.

    The hilarious part is this isn't even directly his fault. See he bought the house because my mom (RIP) wanted her grandkids to have a place to grow up in and their parents couldn't get a loan because their credit is shit. They were supposed to take over the loan in about a year (HA!) and it turns out my bro's wife has been behind all this hiding letters from the bank and telling my dad they just wanted him to refinance and crap.

    And none of this would have been found out without a spam letter sent to the wrong address.

    So he is actually past due in a mortgage? Ouch.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Japan are you bringing out the serious rhetoric?
    "There is no explanation for this apparent contradiction."
    "This treatment of a customer is wholly unconscionable."
    "I know Americans on the internet and they are all firearms enthusiasts!"

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So I decided that the cost and calorie count of my orange chicken habit was too much, so I've moved on to frozen chicken breasts. I made up for the lack of sweet delicious flavor by grabbing some brie for which I will get some baguettes later.

    Also Trader Joe's now has pudding so I'mma see how good it is.

    And I have work on the morrow, hurrah! <3

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Japan are you bringing out the serious rhetoric?
    "There is no explanation for this apparent contradiction."
    "This treatment of a customer is wholly unconscionable."
    "I know Americans on the internet and they are all firearms enthusiasts!"

    Yes.

    Also, because I suspect they suspect financial crime, I've deliberately made an entirely reasonable request that I know they won't be able to fulfil, which will be ammunition on our side if we get the Ombudsman involved.

  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2009
    It's not fair that my ex could cheat on and dump me and her friends would be pissed at me. Especially when they're the only place where I know of to get pot.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's not fair that my ex could cheat on and dump me and her friends would be pissed at me. Especially when they're the only place where I know of to get pot.

    Cannabis is remarkably easy to find. Really, find anyone between the ages of 16 and 25, and if they don't know someone who can get you cannabis, they'll know someone who does.

  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2009
    japan wrote: »
    It's not fair that my ex could cheat on and dump me and her friends would be pissed at me. Especially when they're the only place where I know of to get pot.

    Cannabis is remarkably easy to find. Really, find anyone between the ages of 16 and 25, and if they don't know someone who can get you cannabis, they'll know someone who does.

    I guess, I just don't have a lot of friends who aren't, like, straight-edgers.

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  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    Gilliam is back on the Don Quixote train. Hooray!

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    japan wrote: »
    It's not fair that my ex could cheat on and dump me and her friends would be pissed at me. Especially when they're the only place where I know of to get pot.

    Cannabis is remarkably easy to find. Really, find anyone between the ages of 16 and 25, and if they don't know someone who can get you cannabis, they'll know someone who does.

    I don't know either of those things

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Gilliam is back on the Don Quixote train. Hooray!

    He's reading a good book?

    Alternatively:

    That's not a train it is a fire-breathing serpent and I will make it bow to the Peerless Dona Dulcinea del Toboso!

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goddamn people spoiling things for me that shouldn't be spoiled because they are dumb with the way they use spoiler tags.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    It's not fair that my ex could cheat on and dump me and her friends would be pissed at me. Especially when they're the only place where I know of to get pot.

    Cannabis is remarkably easy to find. Really, find anyone between the ages of 16 and 25, and if they don't know someone who can get you cannabis, they'll know someone who does.

    I don't know either of those things

    It was an exaggeration, but it's true of most people, I find. You very likely know someone who knows where to find cannabis, you just don't know that you do.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think it's time for a new av/sig.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2009
    Hm, I also want to post on the facebook of my ex's brother, but you see recently he started posting up pictures from when he cross-dresses on it and I don't know if he remembers that I'm friended (I was told he was into that by my ex but I don't know if he ever knew I know). So I'd like to post something to keep in touch with him because he's a cool guy but I don't want him to freak out and all.

    I mean, I guess maybe it's best that I don't keep in touch with him anyway since I've resolved not to talk to my ex.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    It's not fair that my ex could cheat on and dump me and her friends would be pissed at me. Especially when they're the only place where I know of to get pot.

    Cannabis is remarkably easy to find. Really, find anyone between the ages of 16 and 25, and if they don't know someone who can get you cannabis, they'll know someone who does.

    I don't know either of those things
    yes you do :)

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Avatar is done...

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    It's not fair that my ex could cheat on and dump me and her friends would be pissed at me. Especially when they're the only place where I know of to get pot.

    Cannabis is remarkably easy to find. Really, find anyone between the ages of 16 and 25, and if they don't know someone who can get you cannabis, they'll know someone who does.

    I don't know either of those things
    yes you do :)

    See?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Goddamn people spoiling things for me that shouldn't be spoiled because they are dumb with the way they use spoiler tags.

    What I hate is when someone is talking about the early section of a game, and then they spoil the end of the game without mentioning prior to the spoiler thats what it covered.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    It's not fair that my ex could cheat on and dump me and her friends would be pissed at me. Especially when they're the only place where I know of to get pot.

    Cannabis is remarkably easy to find. Really, find anyone between the ages of 16 and 25, and if they don't know someone who can get you cannabis, they'll know someone who does.

    I don't know either of those things

    It was an exaggeration, but it's true of most people, I find. You very likely know someone who knows where to find cannabis, you just don't know that you do.

    Of course an unfortunate side effect of prohibition is that finding cannabis isn't a question of 'where' but of 'who', unless you're impoverished or silly enough to mess with street-level distributors in sketchy neighborhoods.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Does anyone in [chat] have a PS3?
    Yes
    Yeah

    You both need to add my PSN ID.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Hilarious update to that scam letter about loan modification my dad got:

    Turns out they didn't just send it to him because he's a homeowner. Turns out the bank has been noticing the payments were less than they were supposed to be lately by about 8g's.

    Which means his credit score which was in the 700s is now shit.

    The hilarious part is this isn't even directly his fault. See he bought the house because my mom (RIP) wanted her grandkids to have a place to grow up in and their parents couldn't get a loan because their credit is shit. They were supposed to take over the loan in about a year (HA!) and it turns out my bro's wife has been behind all this hiding letters from the bank and telling my dad they just wanted him to refinance and crap.

    And none of this would have been found out without a spam letter sent to the wrong address.

    So he is actually past due in a mortgage? Ouch.

    Yes, because it is his name on the loan.

    But my bro and his wife are supposed to be making the payments. The wife thought she could get away with paying only part of every month and then....I dunno. She's a tard with money and has a history of pulling shit like this which was why at one point my brother took control of all the finances but he eventually decided to trust her again.

    See I KNEW this would happen, it was inevitable. But they had just gotten kicked out of their house because the bank foreclosed on their landlord after just moving in and my mom was worried about her grandkids so they decided to get them a house.

    So my brother is going to take over the finances again and probably have to sell his bike but my dad's credit score is still screwed for a while.

    I keep telling everyone to tell the wife she needs therapy but I doubt it'll ever happen and I can see this happening yet again.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Goddamn people spoiling things for me that shouldn't be spoiled because they are dumb with the way they use spoiler tags.

    What I hate is when someone is talking about the early section of a game, and then they spoil the end of the game without mentioning prior to the spoiler thats what it covered.

    Someone in the Dexter thread was just like "Spoilers:" and then posted a spoiler for a major person dying that hasn't even fucking happened yet because only episode 2 of this season has aired.

    Yeah. They posted a future spoiler of something that nobody should even know about without some sort of connections, but didn't label it as such. I'm kinda pissed.

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    yup, to the ps3 question.

    You also.

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Battlefield 2 is so fun

    Man, this is a good game

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Battlefield 2 is so fun

    Man, this is a good game

    Totally worth the blow job?

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Spoiling shit should be an infraction.

    I'm not just talking about new stuff though. The ending to BSG was ruined for me and people were just like "lol it came out like six months ago you idiot and we thought it was crap so it didn't matter!"

    :x

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    EdwardTheThird

    on psn

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