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Bring it, cable and talk radio demagogues: Obama crowned god-emperor of Illuminati.

AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
The reaction to this is going to be hilarious for the next 36 hours.
OSLO — The Norwegian Nobel Committee says U.S. President Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

Source.
Official announcement.

Fox News article comments.
Mo' Bling for my brutha! Props Big Pappa for fooling whitey yet again!
It is a sad day, almost as bad as 9/11. Obama winning the nobel peace prize would be a joke if it wasn't so tragic. I cryed on 9/11 and am crying today. The nobel peace prize means nothing. The committee has to be on drugs or paid alot of money. Obama has only traveled abroard and put down America at every chance he gets? Obama has done nothing but promote the Muslims. Are we so lost that this happens. I am already stressed out and now this. It is a sad day for America. God help us.
The level of deception this man is capable of perpetrating is astonishing and has extended beyond our borders…on behalf of our citizenry, World, we apologize for unleashing the antichrist on you…
I have no respect for the committee who gave this turd the prize. His head and his ears are already big enough! It's a joke. They probably would have given it to Hitler for uniting the world. Ya for bleeding-heart Democrats. That just goes to show what a worthless prize it really is. Today, I vomit on the Nobel Peace Prize and it's committee.


Let's go, deleterious rhetoric!

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    gonna turn the SHIT out of fox and friends on

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "PREMATURE HUARGARBLEBARBLE" will probably be their reaction
    But
    The guy practically made russia chill out in regards to their missile shield by his presence alone, plus all the so called rogue states had/have many difficulties to paint the US as "racist devil from the west" anymore.
    So...

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    THAT'S HORSESHIT PRESENTDENT BUSH DOES MANY BETTERTHINGS FOR THE WORLD GIVE HIM THE TROPEE

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did bush ever win a prize?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    1st person to win the nobel for simply being cool.

    It's not like he's really achieved anything yet.

    I say it's premature.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    that's what your mom said

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Without the carrot on the stick of a Nobel Prize at the end of his tenure, Obama now has no incentive to put in as much effort to his presidency. Things are all downhill from here gentlemen.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man, shut up.

    also, it is odd he got it. i mean, what he was doing in terms of foreign policy should've been the standard for a president anyway as opposed to being a crazy fuck who'd sabre rattle every five seconds

    that's like like being a better dad simply for not having fucked your children

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    aha.

    Those fox news comments are fantastic

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man, shut up.

    also, it is odd he got it. i mean, what he was doing in terms of foreign policy should've been the standard for a president anyway as opposed to being a crazy fuck who'd sabre rattle every five seconds

    that's like like being a better dad simply for not having fucked your children

    So basically that Chris Rock thing where you're supposed to take care of your kids.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if we want to play that game, sure

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    101 wrote: »
    aha.

    Those fox news comments are fantastic

    which ones?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    stormfront

    what are you annie

    like, a weekend white supremacist

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    1st person to win the nobel for simply being cool.

    It's not like he's really achieved anything yet.

    I say it's premature.

    he did that thing where russia decided not to put missle thing in eastern europe

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is all the doing of the Chinese government.

    Can't trust those commie bastards.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    stormfront

    what are you annie

    like, a weekend white supremacist

    I'm just a glutton for other people making me feel like I want to die.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    of note from that forum:

    the bruised up white child signature

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    stormfront

    what are you annie

    like, a weekend white supremacist

    I'm just a glutton for other people making me feel like I want to die.

    i hear you on that one

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    of note from that forum:

    the bruised up white child signature

    Actually, gonna delete that post. I don't think it's worth it to give them traffic. People can find it if they want. I don't think they can be raided though, since you have to pass a 10th degree family tree and blood test to get a full account or whatever.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    barack "big poppa" obama

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    of note from that forum:

    the bruised up white child signature

    Actually, gonna delete that post. I don't think it's worth it to give them traffic. People can find it if they want. I don't think they can be raided though, since you have to pass a 10th degree family tree and blood test to get a full account or whatever.

    for reals

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if he's cool enough to send it back.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm going to sleep now. I hope tomorrow brings indignant screaming.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    I wonder if he's cool enough to send it back.

    ahahaha goddamn it

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i mean, what he was doing in terms of foreign policy should've been the standard for a president anyway as opposed to being a crazy fuck who'd sabre rattle every five seconds

    Well, for one, just about every other thing he said in his Egypt speech was unprecedented for a U.S. President, not to mention his push toward nuclear weapon detente.

    I dunno. The Nobel Prize isn't always about tangible achievements so much as it can be about the ability of the winner to spread/influence peace or awareness. e.g., Al Gore winning for his efforts to spread global warming awareness. Still, I can understand why people would see this as being too soon. On the other hand, I think some people are going to see this and elevate the award as if it should only go toward people like Gandhi or Mandela.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    1st person to win the nobel for simply being cool.

    It's not like he's really achieved anything yet.

    I say it's premature.

    he did that thing where russia decided not to put missle thing in eastern europe

    Is this a fakepost

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my favourite stormfront thread is the one with the 'skinhead smashes head through fence' video from a COPS-like show here in the OP, the very first reply is someone saying it looks like the cops pushed him (the only cop with the guy was a not very large female one) and then a couple of people saying they know the skinheads from the video. Ugh.

    I just love the video so much though


    Oh man their thread about the NASA mission is fantastic

    "I just wonder why they have to go and do this now? There are Archaelogical sites all over the planet the govs don't let people mess with, but it is perfectly fine to go explode something on the moon when they don't really know what kind of after-effects this will have? Any upset in the natural balance of time and space can alter things. I just find this odd. I can't determine from the link what sort of bombs they're planning to use. Not multi-megaton nukes, I hope. I'd hate to see the Moon's orbit altered; it could threaten human reproductive cycles."

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    I'd hate to see the Moon's orbit altered; it could threaten human reproductive cycles."
    man's got a point

    bitches can't bleed without the light of the full moon shining on their vaginae

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gnaaaa.

    This is such a strange, needless decision.

    Well, it's a better decision than awarding it to Kissinger or Arafat was, but still.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, I thought I was going to get it.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    can we seriously lynch all the fuckin conservatives already

    glenn beck should be beaten to death in the street

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    don't they usually wait more than the average term of gestation after the inauguration to hand one of these to a sitting president?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited October 2009
    i'm pretty sure Time's editors are having weekly discussion about whether they can get away with giving Obama person of the year eight years consecutively

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    don't they usually wait more than the average term of gestation after the inauguration to hand one of these to a sitting president?

    i don't know when the actual votes were, but it says the nomination deadline was 2 weeks after he took office. but i figure they the nomination pool is a catch all of "people that could do something"

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What has Obama done?

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Being the first black president, and I guess closing Getmo.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    What has Obama done?

    Michelle Obama :winky:

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Henroid wrote: »

    relative to the prize itself

    I don't see trumpeting and passing domestic policy as bring world peace

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What has Obama done?

    As I understand it, before he was elected he worked a lot on combating nuclear proliferation, which his current work with Iran and Korea has been a continuation of. He is not being judged on merely his term of Presidential office, I hope people get that.

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