Well, if there's one thing Americans do well, it's bombing things.
By now other countries should know not to fuck with America. If we're willing to bomb the moon, which did nothing to us (except tides and werewolves), who'll be next?
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Well, if there's one thing Americans do well, it's bombing things.
By now other countries should know not to fuck with America. If we're willing to bomb the moon, which did nothing to us (except tides and werewolves), who'll be next?
Saturn.
That bastard's got a new ring all of a sudden, so now it's the biggest fucking thing in the solar system.
Well, if there's one thing Americans do well, it's bombing things.
By now other countries should know not to fuck with America. If we're willing to bomb the moon, which did nothing to us (except tides and werewolves), who'll be next?
Saturn.
That bastard's got a new ring all of a sudden, so now it's the biggest fucking thing in the solar system.
Kill it before it steals our land!
I hear they have a secret nuclear plant hidden in one of those rings. Also, oil.
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I really hope there is a significant amount of water up there. It'd be like finding out there was a big Gas Station up there with the cheapest prices in town.
The local yokels in the TV news kept telling everyone everything will be ok. People had been calling in all night worried that we'd all be hit by moon rocks, that we'd fracture the moon, or that we'd knock the moon out of its orbit.
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DrakeEdgelord TrashBelow the ecliptic plane.Registered Userregular
The local yokels in the TV news kept telling everyone everything will be ok. People had been calling in all night worried that we'd all be hit by moon rocks, that we'd fracture the moon, or that we'd knock the moon out of its orbit.
Haha. Woooo.
That makes me wish I'd caught my local news. Sadly, knowing Alabama though, no one even knew this was going on most likely. At least not enough for the news to have to calm the locals down. And a significant part of the Space Program is still here. I bet it was big news in Huntsville anyway.
Its the same shit as the Large Hardon Collider. Public concern because of ignorance. I liked the way someone put it. Its like an eyelash hitting an airliner.
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DrakeEdgelord TrashBelow the ecliptic plane.Registered Userregular
Its the same shit as the Large Hardon Collider. Public concern because of ignorance. I liked the way someone put it. Its like an eyelash hitting an airliner.
It wants a typo. It always has been and always will be the Large Hardon Collider to me. I don't know how the hell a board could not see that happening when deciding to name the thing.
My understanding was that the reason the cloud was going to be so big was because the part that's still orbiting is going to fly through the cloud on one of its next orbits and take a sample.
So NASA probably won't be analyzing for a while yet. Still, I can't wait for someone to post this, as I slept through it.
The local yokels in the TV news kept telling everyone everything will be ok. People had been calling in all night worried that we'd all be hit by moon rocks, that we'd fracture the moon, or that we'd knock the moon out of its orbit.
I know I shouldn't be surprised... but...
Did you/they start informing the public that this ought to have less of an effect on the Moon as throwing a grain of sand at them would?
The moon is really really big, and what we hit it with... wasn't.
I think these might be people who take the whole "butterfly flapping its wings causing a typhoon" bit a little too seriously.
Edit: damnit, figures I'd miss the other thread that's like 12 damned pages long...
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Well, if there's one thing Americans do well, it's bombing things.
By now other countries should know not to fuck with America. If we're willing to bomb the moon, which did nothing to us (except tides and werewolves), who'll be next?
Saturn.
That bastard's got a new ring all of a sudden, so now it's the biggest fucking thing in the solar system.
Kill it before it steals our land!
I hear they have a secret nuclear plant hidden in one of those rings. Also, oil.
If the Saturnites are brown, we've hit the trifecta.
The local yokels in the TV news kept telling everyone everything will be ok. People had been calling in all night worried that we'd all be hit by moon rocks, that we'd fracture the moon, or that we'd knock the moon out of its orbit.
I know I shouldn't be surprised... but...
Did you/they start informing the public that this ought to have less of an effect on the Moon as throwing a grain of sand at them would?
This is Texas. We don't understand scientific analogies. It's better to just tell people it's all gonna be ok. The devil is in the details. No seriously. The real devil.
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DrakeEdgelord TrashBelow the ecliptic plane.Registered Userregular
The local yokels in the TV news kept telling everyone everything will be ok. People had been calling in all night worried that we'd all be hit by moon rocks, that we'd fracture the moon, or that we'd knock the moon out of its orbit.
I know I shouldn't be surprised... but...
Did you/they start informing the public that this ought to have less of an effect on the Moon as throwing a grain of sand at them would?
This is Texas. We don't understand scientific analogies. It's better to just tell people it's all gonna be ok. The devil is in the details. No seriously. The real devil.
Just tell them the Devil is on the Moon and that he jes' got whut fer.
The local yokels in the TV news kept telling everyone everything will be ok. People had been calling in all night worried that we'd all be hit by moon rocks, that we'd fracture the moon, or that we'd knock the moon out of its orbit.
I know I shouldn't be surprised... but...
Did you/they start informing the public that this ought to have less of an effect on the Moon as throwing a grain of sand at them would?
This is Texas. We don't understand scientific analogies. It's better to just tell people it's all gonna be ok. The devil is in the details. No seriously. The real devil.
Just tell them the Devil is on the Moon and that he jes' got whut fer.
The local yokels in the TV news kept telling everyone everything will be ok. People had been calling in all night worried that we'd all be hit by moon rocks, that we'd fracture the moon, or that we'd knock the moon out of its orbit.
I know I shouldn't be surprised... but...
Did you/they start informing the public that this ought to have less of an effect on the Moon as throwing a grain of sand at them would?
This is Texas. We don't understand scientific analogies. It's better to just tell people it's all gonna be ok. The devil is in the details. No seriously. The real devil.
Just tell them the Devil is on the Moon and that he jes' got whut fer.
The local yokels in the TV news kept telling everyone everything will be ok. People had been calling in all night worried that we'd all be hit by moon rocks, that we'd fracture the moon, or that we'd knock the moon out of its orbit.
I know I shouldn't be surprised... but...
Did you/they start informing the public that this ought to have less of an effect on the Moon as throwing a grain of sand at them would?
This is Texas. We don't understand scientific analogies. It's better to just tell people it's all gonna be ok. The devil is in the details. No seriously. The real devil.
Ugh, you'd think with NASA here, people might have some interest in basic sciences.
Obviously since our election of the Obama, who as we all know was created in a lab and to this day requires injections of his native mole people DNA mined from the very hearts of the mountains of Afghanistan and his need for health care reform has begun to shake the very foundation of our deal with the moon dwelling reptilons something had to be done.
As those in the know, already know, since the late 1960's when Sputnik alerted the Reptilons to our presence, and began what some like to think of as "the great space race" the rest of us know it for what it truly was "the great bribe race". By landing on the moon we were able to both put a negotiator in face to face contact, but also delivery them many many shiny gems, which they continue to covet. The technology, and assistance we negotiated has served us well, both in ending the cold war (oh star wars program, if only the populous knew how aptly named you were) as well as finally allowing us to detect and neutralize the brain worms plaguing most of Mu. Returning it to an undersea paradise, as well as preventing its inhabitants in their madness from revealing its location to the outside world.
The Reptilons agreed to never directly interact with the people of earth and keep their existence a secret. We agreed to trade much needed supplies and technology with them so they could return their base to full functionality, as they were lacking several rare earth based compounds. Specifically Unobtainium 236, Plotonium 238, and some Explodium 137 to restart their primary reactor.
After negotiations were finalized in 1972 things have been rather cool between us and the reptilons, they were content to let our species kill itself off before reclaiming their ancestral homeworld. However with the new president trying to pass health care measures that would cause more people to go see doctors, thus exposing the level of implantation and experimentation that the reptilons have been secretly guilty of over the last 50 years they had to do something. Thankfully due to the ongoing efforts of Illuminati scientists we have been able to keep their ongoing biological attacks in check.
While it saddens me to know that so much of our defense budget has had to be buried in black ops for so long to effectively create enough Weaponized Self Assembling Macroscopic Killbots, as well as the delivery system needed to get them through the Reptilon shields. I am amazed that the amount of pushback in all sectors has not alerted more people into questioning what the money black holes have been working on.
Anyway, now that we finally have the weapon, and the means of delivery we can finally end the reptilon menace once and for all. America, fuck yeah!
Anyway, this isn't the first time we have bombed the moon. Lots of the lunar modules were dropped on it as visiting astronauts left. This is just the first time we've bombed that particular part of the moon for that particular reason.
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By now other countries should know not to fuck with America. If we're willing to bomb the moon, which did nothing to us (except tides and werewolves), who'll be next?
Saturn.
That bastard's got a new ring all of a sudden, so now it's the biggest fucking thing in the solar system.
Kill it before it steals our land!
:^:
So when are we gonna finish dicking around and actually nuke the moon?
It's not like there are moon-indian reservations to contaminate.
STEAM
or like...something cool?
Man i could spectro analyze that shit in my SLEEP come ON nasa!
:P
oh well someone PM me if we find water the exciting part is over
I hear they have a secret nuclear plant hidden in one of those rings. Also, oil.
Haha. Woooo.
That makes me wish I'd caught my local news. Sadly, knowing Alabama though, no one even knew this was going on most likely. At least not enough for the news to have to calm the locals down. And a significant part of the Space Program is still here. I bet it was big news in Huntsville anyway.
Goddamn, we will not see a better typo all day.
So NASA probably won't be analyzing for a while yet. Still, I can't wait for someone to post this, as I slept through it.
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I know I shouldn't be surprised... but...
Did you/they start informing the public that this ought to have less of an effect on the Moon as throwing a grain of sand at them would?
The moon is really really big, and what we hit it with... wasn't.
I think these might be people who take the whole "butterfly flapping its wings causing a typhoon" bit a little too seriously.
Edit: damnit, figures I'd miss the other thread that's like 12 damned pages long...
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
Just tell them the Devil is on the Moon and that he jes' got whut fer.
yesssssssss
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
He died for our Satan-stomping nuclear stockpile.
Ugh, you'd think with NASA here, people might have some interest in basic sciences.
Thankfully I manage to avoid these people most of the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csj7vMKy4EI
no that is kind of how I feel as well
It was supposed to say CHANGE, but they ran out of bombs
Gentlemen, we have three days...
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Anyway, this isn't the first time we have bombed the moon. Lots of the lunar modules were dropped on it as visiting astronauts left. This is just the first time we've bombed that particular part of the moon for that particular reason.