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When the Imperial prison barge Purge — temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy's most ruthless killers, rebels, scoundrels and thieves — breaks down in a distant, uninhabited part of space, its only hope seems to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting, derelict and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back — bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours, nearly all aboard the Purge will die in ways too hideous to imagine.
And death is only the beginning.
The Purge's half-dozen survivors — two teenage brothers, a sadistic captain of the guards, a couple of rogue smugglers and the chief medical officer, the lone woman on board — will do whatever it takes to stay alive. But nothing can prepare them for what lies waiting onboard the Star Destroyer amid its vast creaking emptiness that isn't really empty at all. The dead are rising, soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.
it is a star wars horror novel and it is brutal and awesome and jesus who said it was okay for this guy to put so much gore in a star wars book; does george lucas know about this
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
Cafeteria?
Which is dumb because they conceivably have the technology to not bother with that, because it would be unsafe. And it would mean less storm troopers.
if i remember right, the star wars books for young adults had this series called Galaxy of Fear that might've been modeled after Goosebumps or something?
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
if i remember right, the star wars books for young adults had this series called Galaxy of Fear that might've been modeled after Goosebumps or something?
yeah if I was eight and read this I would shit and die
Snark aside I may actually read this, I have a soft spot for schlock
It may be better than I give it credit for
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this is the reverse of the hardcover's dust jacket, without the text
it is its own totally awesome poster
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Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
You know what I hate about amazon wishlists? Google indexes them now, so if a potential employer googles your name, you better make sure your wishlist doesn't have Deathtroopers on there.
I saw this in Chapters last week, I wasn't sure what to think. Maybe I'll just wait on it a bit, but it could be a fun thing to plow through in a few days when bored.
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except not at all
How can I resist with lines that bad
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It's like he read my mind as a 12-year-old
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this is the reverse of the hardcover's dust jacket, without the text
it is its own totally awesome poster
jesus christ whippy
why would you read things that contains those worlds
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pfff
Which is dumb because they conceivably have the technology to not bother with that, because it would be unsafe. And it would mean less storm troopers.
why not something more elaborate, like Star Corpse or The Return Of The Deadi
I mean shit.
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Where else are you going to hang your collection of storm trooper heads?
heeheeeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
it is kind of cheesy and kind of terrible and I love it
oh, don't be a puss
jesus you people
if i remember right, the star wars books for young adults had this series called Galaxy of Fear that might've been modeled after Goosebumps or something?
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supply rooms.
dur.
have you read any of the gotrek and felix novels for warhammer?
they on the level of ridiculousness as this
IS THIS IN CONTINUITY???
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yeah if I was eight and read this I would shit and die
it is totally in continuity
it takes place 1 BBY
It may be better than I give it credit for
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Saw IV: A New Hope
What will they thing of next!
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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Otherwise, this would've totally been added.
Although it nailed the cowardly hilarity of the Skaven though.
How weird
yes you can hang this poster in your house above the bed you will never get laid in with a stormtrooper helmet looking down upon you
It is probably not that bad
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Sounds like a cool dude.
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