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Comic for October 26, 2009
DarmakGodking of the ShitwizardsCUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered Userregular
baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love
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This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god
if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state
Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this
baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love
This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god
if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state
Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this
baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love
God fucking damnit learn to pluralize. This is simple shit here, people.
This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god
if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state
Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this
baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love
Wait, were you at my church job this morning? That was exactly what the pastor was talking about.
Spoiler:
Nah, he did a 40 minute sermon about how you will get a better room in heaven if you donate 10% or more of your annual income to the church. Not the first time this year he has said it either
This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god
if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state
Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this
baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love
Wait, were you at my church job this morning? That was exactly what the pastor was talking about.
Spoiler:
Nah, he did a 40 minute sermon about how you will get a better room in heaven if you donate 10% or more of your annual income to the church. Not the first time this year he has said it either
There's also a dress code. No nehru jackets allowed.
UnbreakableVowTraining time, FaithNow that you're back, you gotta keep sharpRegistered Userregular
edited October 2009
But man, the guys making this game just seem to want controversy a little too much.
Dead Space they had the killing babies.
The Godfather II you were given a mission to kill Fidel Castro, and that game had some of the unsettling violence I've ever seen in a video game.
And now with Dante's Inferno, they've already involved themselves in encouraging sexual harrassment, possible check fraud, and now the killing of more babies.
baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love
Wait, were you at my church job this morning? That was exactly what the pastor was talking about.
Spoiler:
Nah, he did a 40 minute sermon about how you will get a better room in heaven if you donate 10% or more of your annual income to the church. Not the first time this year he has said it either
There's also a dress code. No nehru jackets allowed.
They probably let you in anyway, but you'll get a room next to a noisy ice machine.
This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god
if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state
Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this
baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love
I thought unbaptised babies stayed in purgatory?
Nope, they go to hell and then get shot out of Cleopatra's giant breasts. Where Dante, the crusader with a dark past and a cross carved into his chest, uses death's scythe (which he stole after he killed death) to kill them.
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I like the continuity. Gabe ain't big on babies.
Oh wait, that's why Tycho asks if he is Gabe
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it's like with a simple tweak of the hue/saturation tool he made it feel like late autumn
And man. This comic sure is up early isn't it?
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You can even see their breaths in every panel. It actually looks natural.
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I thought unbaptised babies stayed in purgatory?
this
this is a thing that happened?
here?
God fucking damnit learn to pluralize. This is simple shit here, people.
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theSAVED produced the best quotes.
Yes, this happened.
Wait, were you at my church job this morning? That was exactly what the pastor was talking about.
theSAVED was a beautiful butterfly
Dead Space.
Technically they are fetuses.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
That was really odd.
Coincidentally, my new comic thread was just a baby and then it died.
There's also a dress code. No nehru jackets allowed.
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Yeah but a gun isn't nearly as personal.
A scythe is just right.
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Dead Space they had the killing babies.
The Godfather II you were given a mission to kill Fidel Castro, and that game had some of the unsettling violence I've ever seen in a video game.
And now with Dante's Inferno, they've already involved themselves in encouraging sexual harrassment, possible check fraud, and now the killing of more babies.
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They probably let you in anyway, but you'll get a room next to a noisy ice machine.
stompin' son.
It's the only real way of killin' a baby. Well either that of a kinetic circular saw.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Hopefully Mike and Jerry do some more sometime soon though.
Now I'm imagining this:
But with babies.
wooo quarter of a century old!
what the fuck
Nope, they go to hell and then get shot out of Cleopatra's giant breasts. Where Dante, the crusader with a dark past and a cross carved into his chest, uses death's scythe (which he stole after he killed death) to kill them.
This all takes place on a rising semen elevator.
It's all there in the original text.