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Comic for October 26, 2009

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love

    I thought unbaptised babies stayed in purgatory?

    They do.

    Purgatory is the least-horrible layer of Hell in A Divine Comedy.

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    BABIES EVERYWHERE

    babies_everywhere.gif

    I love you.

    Ugh,

    I'll get the hose...


    Also @ theSAVED, I wish we got to keep him longer. Suave was also something fucking fantastic.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Here comes a new challenger! Winky face ;)Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    as it turns out it's just God of War May Cry

    I am more than okay with this.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    man I love the art in this one.

    it's like with a simple tweak of the hue/saturation tool he made it feel like late autumn

    Oh dang

    I just noticed this

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    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'll see if I can convince the company to put zombie babies in L4D3.

    How about undead nannies that throw said zombie babies, while you're at it?

  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I'm now imaging that goddam CGI dancing baby...but zombified.

    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    BABIES EVERYWHERE

    babies_everywhere.gif

    I FEEL GREAT

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood sweet times Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Killing evil babies in a game is something I've wanted to do since Silent Hill 1.

    Dead Space.

    Technically they are fetuses.

    Yeah but a gun isn't nearly as personal.

    A scythe is just right.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsS0mcVSZ9s

    in case you needed another nudge in the right direction

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    why should i be good if you're not?
  • DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Killing evil babies in a game is something I've wanted to do since Silent Hill 1.

    Dead Space.

    Technically they are fetuses.

    Yeah but a gun isn't nearly as personal.

    A scythe is just right.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsS0mcVSZ9s

    in case you needed another nudge in the right direction

    Boot to the head.

    Gather the faithful and prepose a toast. To an epoch of indifference. - In Flames: Ordinary Story
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  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Whoooo, lepers.

  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

    What about a gun that shoots scythes?

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I started playing Dead Space this weekend. Man fuck that whole area with the creepy fetuses.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

    What about a gun that shoots scythes?

    What about a scythe that shoots guns that shoot little scythes?

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

    What about a gun that shoots scythes?

    What about a scythe that shoots guns that shoot little scythes?

    Now you're thinking with scythes.

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The great thing about Dead Space is if something scared you, once you kill it you can keep stomping its stupid corpse until you feel ready to move on.

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Those are all the unchristened babies that died before Vatican II. He's saving them!

    Fuck off and die.
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    as it turns out it's just God of War May Cry

    Dead_Space_Box_Art.jpg

    as it turns out it's just resident evil in space

    I am going to go ahead and give these guys the benefit of the doubt


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love

    Wait, were you at my church job this morning? That was exactly what the pastor was talking about.
    Nah, he did a 40 minute sermon about how you will get a better room in heaven if you donate 10% or more of your annual income to the church. Not the first time this year he has said it either

    There's also a dress code. No nehru jackets allowed.

    They probably let you in anyway, but you'll get a room next to a noisy ice machine.

    :^::^::^:

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

    What about a gun that shoots scythes?

    What about a scythe that shoots guns that shoot little scythes?

    I think I played a shmup that does that.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime "I've come to put an end to this." BNet | magicprime#1430Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

    Does that qualify as an example of Poe's Law in action?

    This neo-feudalism would be more tolerable if our betters had fancy titles.
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Killing evil babies in a game is something I've wanted to do since Silent Hill 1.

    Dead Space.

    Technically they are fetuses.

    Yeah but a gun isn't nearly as personal.

    A scythe is just right.

    stompin' son.

    It's the only real way of killin' a baby. Well either that of a kinetic circular saw.

    Now I'm imagining this:

    orfila_winery_grape_stomp.jpg

    But with babies.

    dude, that happens
    baby oil

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

    Does that qualify as an example of Poe's Law in action?

    I'm just curious what kinds of sins one can commit while still in the womb. Planning bank heists? Worshiping graven images? Maybe gay incest if it's twins?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love

    unbaptized babies go to purgatory

    or they would if the pope hadn't retconned it

    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love

    I thought unbaptised babies stayed in purgatory?

    They do.

    Purgatory is the least-horrible layer of Hell in A Divine Comedy.


    Limbo is the least-horrible layer of Hell in A Divine Comedy.

    Purgatory is purgatory. A place where Christians have a second chance to be purified and ascend into heaven.

    Hence why the second book of The Divine Comedy is Purgatorio.

    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

    Does that qualify as an example of Poe's Law in action?

    I'm just curious what kinds of sins one can commit while still in the womb. Planning bank heists? Worshiping graven images? Maybe gay incest if it's twins?

    original sin

    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

    Does that qualify as an example of Poe's Law in action?

    I'm just curious what kinds of sins one can commit while still in the womb. Planning bank heists? Worshiping graven images? Maybe gay incest if it's twins?

    Christian dogma holds that all people are born spiritually dead. So, you're dammed from conception. You don't have to do anything to earn that, it's inherent in human nature. That's why Catholics baptize so soon, it's like spiritual insurance in case the baby dies before it can really undergo salvation.

    Protestants don't really have a firm belief on the matter, some sects say they aren't saved, some people say that they are.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Nah, man, everyone has original sin and not everyone has wacky birth defects. TheSaved guy was talking about sins, as in plural.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Love the art in this one

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Nah, man, everyone has original sin and not everyone has wacky birth defects. TheSaved guy was talking about sins, as in plural.

    Wow, I did not read the original quote, just your post. That's crazy, he's crazy.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wonderful comic.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Two dead babies in a swimming pool up

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    There are things to complain about in how Dantes Inferno looks and is, but what about the dead babies in silent hill? This strikes me as a nonissue.

  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Catholicism makes everything an issue.

    Example: the Da Vinci code bullshit controversy.

    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    august wrote: »
    Catholicism makes everything an issue.

    Example: the Da Vinci code bullshit controversy.

    well, that was made an issue back in the 80's with holy blood, holy grail

    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
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