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Comic for October 26, 2009

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    BABIES EVERYWHERE

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    I love you.

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  • RoloRolo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LnvAQARkw0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlHN7CmMd7M&feature=related

    as it turns out it's just God of War May Cry

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love

    I thought unbaptised babies stayed in purgatory?

    They do.

    Purgatory is the least-horrible layer of Hell in A Divine Comedy.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    BABIES EVERYWHERE

    babies_everywhere.gif

    I love you.

    Ugh,

    I'll get the hose...


    Also @ theSAVED, I wish we got to keep him longer. Suave was also something fucking fantastic.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Training time, Faith Now that you're back, you gotta keep sharpRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    as it turns out it's just God of War May Cry

    I am more than okay with this.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    man I love the art in this one.

    it's like with a simple tweak of the hue/saturation tool he made it feel like late autumn

    Oh dang

    I just noticed this

    Tumbling
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'll see if I can convince the company to put zombie babies in L4D3.

    How about undead nannies that throw said zombie babies, while you're at it?

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I'm now imaging that goddam CGI dancing baby...but zombified.

    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    When Babies Attack

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    BABIES EVERYWHERE

    babies_everywhere.gif

    I FEEL GREAT

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Killing evil babies in a game is something I've wanted to do since Silent Hill 1.

    Dead Space.

    Technically they are fetuses.

    Yeah but a gun isn't nearly as personal.

    A scythe is just right.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsS0mcVSZ9s

    in case you needed another nudge in the right direction

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  • DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Killing evil babies in a game is something I've wanted to do since Silent Hill 1.

    Dead Space.

    Technically they are fetuses.

    Yeah but a gun isn't nearly as personal.

    A scythe is just right.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsS0mcVSZ9s

    in case you needed another nudge in the right direction

    Boot to the head.

    Gather the faithful and prepose a toast. To an epoch of indifference. - In Flames: Ordinary Story
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  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Whoooo, lepers.

    you're a tweet
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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

    What about a gun that shoots scythes?

    you're a tweet
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I started playing Dead Space this weekend. Man fuck that whole area with the creepy fetuses.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

    What about a gun that shoots scythes?

    What about a scythe that shoots guns that shoot little scythes?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

    What about a gun that shoots scythes?

    What about a scythe that shoots guns that shoot little scythes?

    Now you're thinking with scythes.

    you're a tweet
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited October 2009
    The great thing about Dead Space is if something scared you, once you kill it you can keep stomping its stupid corpse until you feel ready to move on.

    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Those are all the unchristened babies that died before Vatican II. He's saving them!

    Fuck off and die.
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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    as it turns out it's just God of War May Cry

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    as it turns out it's just resident evil in space

    I am going to go ahead and give these guys the benefit of the doubt

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love

    Wait, were you at my church job this morning? That was exactly what the pastor was talking about.
    Spoiler:

    There's also a dress code. No nehru jackets allowed.

    They probably let you in anyway, but you'll get a room next to a noisy ice machine.

    :^::^::^:

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    Scythes are an unappealing video game weapon.

    There I said it.

    What about a gun that shoots scythes?

    What about a scythe that shoots guns that shoot little scythes?

    I think I played a shmup that does that.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime "We're ready to believe you..." PS4 PreorderedRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    RocketScience wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

    Does that qualify as an example of Poe's Law in action?

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    This neo-feudalism would be more tolerable if our betters had fancy titles.
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Killing evil babies in a game is something I've wanted to do since Silent Hill 1.

    Dead Space.

    Technically they are fetuses.

    Yeah but a gun isn't nearly as personal.

    A scythe is just right.

    stompin' son.

    It's the only real way of killin' a baby. Well either that of a kinetic circular saw.

    Now I'm imagining this:

    orfila_winery_grape_stomp.jpg

    But with babies.

    dude, that happens
    baby oil

    I play games on ps3. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    RocketScience wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

    Does that qualify as an example of Poe's Law in action?

    I'm just curious what kinds of sins one can commit while still in the womb. Planning bank heists? Worshiping graven images? Maybe gay incest if it's twins?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love

    unbaptized babies go to purgatory

    or they would if the pope hadn't retconned it

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    baby's are in hell because they have not yet been baptised so they suffer in the same way that virtuous pagans do in the outter limits of hell, where the only punishment is the lack of God's light and the lack of God's love

    I thought unbaptised babies stayed in purgatory?

    They do.

    Purgatory is the least-horrible layer of Hell in A Divine Comedy.


    Limbo is the least-horrible layer of Hell in A Divine Comedy.

    Purgatory is purgatory. A place where Christians have a second chance to be purified and ascend into heaven.

    Hence why the second book of The Divine Comedy is Purgatorio.

    Spoiler:
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    RocketScience wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

    Does that qualify as an example of Poe's Law in action?

    I'm just curious what kinds of sins one can commit while still in the womb. Planning bank heists? Worshiping graven images? Maybe gay incest if it's twins?

    original sin

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    RocketScience wrote: »
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Where's that quote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us

    this

    this is a thing that happened?

    here?

    theSAVED produced the best quotes.

    Yes, this happened.

    I think that quote made it to number 2 of all time on Fundies Say The Darndest Things.

    Does that qualify as an example of Poe's Law in action?

    I'm just curious what kinds of sins one can commit while still in the womb. Planning bank heists? Worshiping graven images? Maybe gay incest if it's twins?

    Christian dogma holds that all people are born spiritually dead. So, you're dammed from conception. You don't have to do anything to earn that, it's inherent in human nature. That's why Catholics baptize so soon, it's like spiritual insurance in case the baby dies before it can really undergo salvation.

    Protestants don't really have a firm belief on the matter, some sects say they aren't saved, some people say that they are.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Nah, man, everyone has original sin and not everyone has wacky birth defects. TheSaved guy was talking about sins, as in plural.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Love the art in this one

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  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Nah, man, everyone has original sin and not everyone has wacky birth defects. TheSaved guy was talking about sins, as in plural.

    Wow, I did not read the original quote, just your post. That's crazy, he's crazy.

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  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User
    edited October 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n6AMrF7T_M

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wonderful comic.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Two dead babies in a swimming pool up

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    There are things to complain about in how Dantes Inferno looks and is, but what about the dead babies in silent hill? This strikes me as a nonissue.

    BREAKING NEWS!
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Catholicism makes everything an issue.

    Example: the Da Vinci code bullshit controversy.

    Spoiler:
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    august wrote: »
    Catholicism makes everything an issue.

    Example: the Da Vinci code bullshit controversy.

    well, that was made an issue back in the 80's with holy blood, holy grail

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    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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