If you can't handle writing beautiful algorithms that hark back to the philosophers of old, go back to preschool and play Rhythmical Button Press Sequence Game no. 57 aka. assembly line labour indoctrination device, slave.
BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
edited October 2009
Yeah, the major console makers hate europe, actually they hate pretty much anything that isn't North America and Japan. PC gaming does quite well in those alternate markets.
It's just that the big multiplayform games, for the most part, are being played by people on their consoles. That doesn't mean no one plays PC games - just that more people play console games, at least in NA.
BusterKNegativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered Userregular
edited October 2009
I mean Brach's used to sell these cherry sours
And they were delicious
Beyond delicious, juicy and just the right mix of tart and sweet
They only sold them during Valentine's
And every year I would buy a whole bunch to last me through the year
And then one year, I searched and searched and no one sold them anymore
Was I mad at Brach's?
No.
I understood the reason they discontinued the candy wasn't because they weren't delicious
It was just that nobody else was buying them
It hurt, I won't say it didn't hurt, sometimes it still hurts
But I understand Brach's isn't in the business of selling deliciousness
They're in the business of making money
I imagine that the feeling of playing Diablo III for the first time will only be eclipsed in the realm of candy when a delicious new Cadbury Egg is invented that sends you into orgasm after the first bite.
For me, finally obtaining that game will be about on the same level as the joy of hauling in an absurd amount of candy on Halloween as a little kid. A fuckload of candy, if you will. Like, you had at least two instances where you went up to houses that had their lights off but there were these huge containers overflowing with candy by the doors and there were signs that said "Take on piece of candy each. Happy Halloween" or some variation of that and you just said "fuck it, I'm taking a shovel full" and added that amount to your stash each time.
Also, Cadbury Eggs are fucking nasty. I liked them when I was a kid, but holy shit now they just taste like a mouthful of pasty-thick chemicals, possibly some kinda runoff or discharge from, like, a factory. That's next to an open sewer.
Easter is my favorite holiday, specifically because of Cadbury Creme Eggs. I used to include Peeps, but then my friends and I engaged in a Peep-eating contest and...well, I haven't had them in about five years.
I always thought it was really stupid that Cadbury never expanded that idea to other holidays. I don't care if they're Cadbury Creme Pumpkins or whatever, just give me that shit year-round.
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Also, Cadbury Eggs are fucking nasty. I liked them when I was a kid, but holy shit now they just taste like a mouthful of pasty-thick chemicals, possibly some kinda runoff or discharge from, like, a factory. That's next to an open sewer.
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Zuerst sind sie für den PC Spieler gekommen, sind dann sie für den NGage gekommen. Ich habe keine Scheiße um entweder gegeben.
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If you can't handle writing beautiful algorithms that hark back to the philosophers of old, go back to preschool and play Rhythmical Button Press Sequence Game no. 57 aka. assembly line labour indoctrination device, slave.
It's talking about babies and in this case it is the authority.
I just want a solitaire or minesweeper mmporpg
is that too much to ask?
Haha yeah that's totally what a dumb person would say.
Or at least it was.
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It's alive like The Simpsons is alive.
Can't forget about Maxis/EA too though.
It's just that the big multiplayform games, for the most part, are being played by people on their consoles. That doesn't mean no one plays PC games - just that more people play console games, at least in NA.
Who the hell even knew they had a massive multiplayer game too? Weird.
"Look at all the expansions you'll be buying!"
And they were delicious
Beyond delicious, juicy and just the right mix of tart and sweet
They only sold them during Valentine's
And every year I would buy a whole bunch to last me through the year
And then one year, I searched and searched and no one sold them anymore
Was I mad at Brach's?
No.
I understood the reason they discontinued the candy wasn't because they weren't delicious
It was just that nobody else was buying them
It hurt, I won't say it didn't hurt, sometimes it still hurts
But I understand Brach's isn't in the business of selling deliciousness
They're in the business of making money
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You just have to get over it and realize, hey you still have Jolly Rancher's sour apple.
For me, finally obtaining that game will be about on the same level as the joy of hauling in an absurd amount of candy on Halloween as a little kid. A fuckload of candy, if you will. Like, you had at least two instances where you went up to houses that had their lights off but there were these huge containers overflowing with candy by the doors and there were signs that said "Take on piece of candy each. Happy Halloween" or some variation of that and you just said "fuck it, I'm taking a shovel full" and added that amount to your stash each time.
"Hey, you're dumb. Here's the new thing you need to buy, dummy."
Kinda like what Apple does with new versions of its hardware, only way more in-your-face about it.
thriving and actually pretty good despite a legion of uninformed shit talkers?
that sounds about right
except I really like saying PC GAMING IS DEAD
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I always thought it was really stupid that Cadbury never expanded that idea to other holidays. I don't care if they're Cadbury Creme Pumpkins or whatever, just give me that shit year-round.
Not so funny when it's your archaic cultural artifact is it?
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