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The Brothers [Chat]amazov

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  • BuckwolfeBuckwolfe Starts With Them, Ends With Us Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bah. I guess my experience left me jaded towards the whole online dating thing. Then again, at the time, I wasn't looking for a few laughs, or conversation. I expected something more somehow, and was sincerely let down, and disappointed.

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Thats the key...set your expectations low.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    forbe you sound super healthy, can you help me with advice on eating betterrrr

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm on okcupid.

    this is my profile picture: proxhorseico.jpg

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    23, Clown-carrot-pony, clown-carrot-ponysexual.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I love tearing out new newsprint, it always looks so new and shiny

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    forbe you sound super healthy, can you help me with advice on eating betterrrr

    Well, eating in general usually helps.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    this is such great advice, but I have no idea what to buy or make thats healthy for lunch or dinner, i'm almosttt out of food and I was going to hopefullly buy something asides hotdogs, I got breakfast covereddd, eggs or cerealll, now all I need is lunch and dinner

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    lunch - spinach salad with mustard and a bit of mayo for a sauce & sliced eggs for protein

    dinner - baked potato with garnish and a chicken wrap with red peppers, lettuce, tomatoes and some sauce (red pepper mayo, teriyaki sauce, bbq, sauce, etc)

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what the

    edit: I uhh, hmmmm

    this totp sucks

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Pasta loom. Easy and super delicious. Also just ground beef or chicken breasts. Just cook a ton of it and then refrigerate, poof, you've got meals for lunch/dinner and whatnot throughout the week. And only takes like 15 minutes to cook.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i've never cooked chicken breasts or ground beef beforeee, do I just place it in a oven or something

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    i've never cooked chicken breasts or ground beef beforeee, do I just place it in a oven or something

    You can, a really easy way to cook ground beef is to throw it all in a pan on medium heat. Sprinkle some spices (can be as simple as some pepper sprinkled on top honestly), I like to put some soy sauce and cayenne pepper in there for a bit of flavor. Just kinda chop it up and stir it constantly with a spatula until it's not red anymore.

    Chicken breasts are a bit tougher but not much. Oil the pan, put it at maybe a little less than medium heat for those guys, sprinkle some lemon pepper on one side to be simple and if you have a lid, you can just put the lid over the pan and let them sit for about 15-20 minutes (keep an eye on them so they don't burn). And the heat will cook both sides without flipping the breast. If you don't have a lid, you can just flip them about 7 minutes in.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    how would I cook chicken breasts hur

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Telling people specific recipes as a means to change their diets is asinine. "HEY DUDE, EAT THIS!"

    You need to understand what is good for you and what is bad for you and why. It only takes a little bit of reading. Scroll down to the diet section, and there is an excellent primer on easy, healthy foods to eat.

    It is pretty much common sense, though. Fruits and veggies are your friends (not the kind that come suspended in HFCS and preservatives). WHOLE GRAINS are important. Whole grain wheat bread (not white), whole grain pasta, brown rice (instead of white instant). Substituting red meats for healthier proteins...(chicken breast, beans, legumes, tofu). Red meat isn't always bad, but it needs to be regulated, or else you'll end up hypertensive like me.

    Granted, I'm not a nutritionist, but this is what I have picked up over the past year of trying to stay healthy. And I've lost weight, and my blood pressure is normalized.


    EDIT:

    And hot dogs on the regular are bad, especially if you smother them in additives.

    ADDENDUM:

    Also, Dietary Fiber is great.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    woweeee wow wow, thats a neat thread thanks a lot forbe

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Apparently I have condemned Lexxy to internet hell.

    :whistle:

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Forbe! wrote: »
    Telling people specific recipes as a means to change their diets is asinine. "HEY DUDE, EAT THIS!"

    Completely agree, I was more just throwing some examples out there he could make which are simple.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I eat nothing but cheese and cinnamon toast crunch
    and haven't died yet.

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    Cheese.
  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Apparently I have condemned Lexxy to internet hell.

    :whistle:

    GOD IT IS INFURIATING

    I HAVE LIKE NOTHING AND 5 MESSAGES?! DON'T TRY TO CHAT WITH ME YOUR PROFILE PIC IS A MIRROR SHOT OF YOU SHIRTLESS UGH. MY EX IS IN MY NEWSFEED WHAT THE HELL?!

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I shall look up on google how to cook up chicken laterr but right now I gotta drawww, also what happened to lexxy

    edit: oh wait nevermind

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Apparently I have condemned Lexxy to internet hell.

    :whistle:

    GOD IT IS INFURIATING

    I HAVE LIKE NOTHING AND 5 MESSAGES?! DON'T TRY TO CHAT WITH ME YOUR PROFILE PIC IS A MIRROR SHOT OF YOU SHIRTLESS UGH. MY EX IS IN MY NEWSFEED WHAT THE HELL?!

    Bwahahahahahahahaha

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    And now I remember why I deleted my OKCupid account in the first place.

    Also listen to Forbe, he is saying good things. I've also lost weight over the past couple years by making permanent dietary changes and exercising regularly. Feels good man.

    edit: my SN on that godforsaken site is Lexxercise, btw. I haven't done any quizzes yet and don't know if I will, plus I'll probably delete it in a few weeks if I can even tolerate it for that long.

    ugh.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy I'mma look you up on okcupid.

    You best be named lexxy or this will be an exercise in futility.

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  • MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    how would I cook chicken breasts hur

    First of all, don't COOK chicken breasts, you FRY them.
    Second of all, DON'T eat chicken as they are packed full of antibiotics and hormones. Eat turkey instead.
    Third of all, fish meat at least once a week is an absolute minimum. And don't touch the bloody Panga, ugh.
    Fourth, veal/beef is generally more healthy than pork.

    Bonus note: Lexxy that's hiliarious, I want to see a photo of you screaming in rage.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy I'mma look you up on okcupid.

    You best be named lexxy or this will be an exercise in futility.

    I chose Lexxercise cos I thought Lexxy would be taken, yet it appears that Lexxy is not taken. Should I start over y/n?

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    And now I remember why I deleted my OKCupid account in the first place.

    Also listen to Forbe, he is saying good things. I've also lost weight over the past couple years by making permanent dietary changes and exercising regularly. Feels good man.

    edit: my SN on that godforsaken site is Lexxercise, btw. I haven't done any quizzes yet and don't know if I will, plus I'll probably delete it in a few weeks if I can even tolerate it for that long.

    ugh.

    You could create an utterly ridiculous profile like me.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    THREE MORE FUCKING MESSAGES WHAT THE HELL.

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mayday wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    how would I cook chicken breasts hur

    First of all, don't COOK chicken breasts, you FRY them.
    Second of all, DON'T eat chicken as they are packed full of antibiotics and hormones. Eat turkey instead.
    Third of all, fish meat at least once a week is an absolute minimum. And don't touch the bloody Panga, ugh.
    Fourth, veal/beef is generally more healthy than pork.

    This is why you eat organic/free-range meats... if you can afford them I suppose.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Lexxy I'mma look you up on okcupid.

    You best be named lexxy or this will be an exercise in futility.

    I chose Lexxercise cos I thought Lexxy would be taken, yet it appears that Lexxy is not taken. Should I start over y/n?

    y

    See if you can beat your old record of messages with minimal content.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    THREE MORE FUCKING MESSAGES WHAT THE HELL.

    I FEEEL BAD. I've been on there for like 3 months and only got 1 message. Stop being the hotness please.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh no, hormones, I dont want to grow boobs

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Really? Just one?
    You seem like the type of guy who'd create a bunch of alts and message himself all the time.

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    Cheese.
  • MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mayday wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    how would I cook chicken breasts hur

    First of all, don't COOK chicken breasts, you FRY them.
    Second of all, DON'T eat chicken as they are packed full of antibiotics and hormones. Eat turkey instead.
    Third of all, fish meat at least once a week is an absolute minimum. And don't touch the bloody Panga, ugh.
    Fourth, veal/beef is generally more healthy than pork.

    This is why you eat organic/free-range meats... if you can afford them I suppose.


    Wait. You have NON-ORGANIC meats in the US?


    (Yes, I know it probably means something else entirely but fuck man, that is some outrageous misnomer right there)

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Not that i'm jealous of being attractive to guys or anything.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Lexxy wrote: »
    Lexxy I'mma look you up on okcupid.

    You best be named lexxy or this will be an exercise in futility.

    I chose Lexxercise cos I thought Lexxy would be taken, yet it appears that Lexxy is not taken. Should I start over y/n?

    y

    See if you can beat your old record of messages with minimal content.

    My bad, Lexxy is totally taken.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am completely jealous of lexxy

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    Lexxy wrote: »
    THREE MORE FUCKING MESSAGES WHAT THE HELL.

    I FEEEL BAD. I've been on there for like 3 months and only got 1 message. Stop being the hotness please.

    You're a guy, guys don't tend to get as many messages as women. Same sort of situation in person, not many women go up to guys first.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    cinnamon toast crunch


    god that stuff is fantastic

    it is my favourite thing about america.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It's because I have boobs you guys. They don't even have to see a picture, clothed or otherwise--the fact that they know I have them is enough.

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