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This thread is now about babby formation

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    man it would be so cool to be an uncle
    It's the oddest fucking thing. I call my brother ten minutes after he sent me a pic of her(the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life), I heard her crying in his arms. He was trying to shush her, telling her that everything is ok and such. I just started bawling.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    man it would be so cool to be an uncle

    it rocks

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    I would be the worst father

    but the best/worst uncle

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    man it would be so cool to be an uncle

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LvIG7MDSys

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  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Yes

    This is the best Thomas the Tank Engine episode ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJiztJHyUlA

    Oh man I just watched this.

    What the hell kind of ending is that? Yeah, he was being an ass, but still!

    Steam Xbox Live LoL: SadSchaub
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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    told by Ringo Starr?!?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Did you not hear him say "dirty cars from dirty sidings" the way he did?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yes and that was excellent, but it ends so abruptly.

    The cut last minute is James running off a cliff.

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited November 2009
    George Carin!

    Ringo Starr!

    my childhood ruled

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    having never seen Thomas the Tank Engine when I was little, I have to say the way it's done is kinda creepy.

    I can just see some crazy guy in his basement, talking to himself as he plays with his toy trains

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm going to be an uncle in like, 7 months!

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    man it would be so cool to be an uncle
    It's the oddest fucking thing. I call my brother ten minutes after he sent me a pic of her(the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life), I heard her crying in his arms. He was trying to shush her, telling her that everything is ok and such. I just started bawling.

    This reminds me of when my first nephew was born.

    My sister in law was in labour for 30 hours. She's a fighter, but it was right on the verge of being all too much for her. She'd had a spinal block, which had worn off, then got another one which wore off again, and they were about five minutes away from an emergency C-Section when they decided to try forceps again.

    My boy Quinn came out, but in the process got a big gash on his little head which bled quite badly, so as soon as he came out, they took him off to stitch him up.

    My Brother and Sister in Law were in the delivery room and a bunch of my family including myself were in the waiting room, all losing our minds waiting. They let a couple of us into the delivery room while Quinn was being stitched up so I was right there when my brother and sister in law met their son for the first time.

    When Quinn finally came back, my brother held him and said his first words to him.

    "Jeez man, you took your time."

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  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I watched and read quite a bit of Thomas the Tank Engine when I was little. I still have a generic Lego train set that I should plug in over winter break again.

    Let's see if I actually remember to do this.

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »
    man it would be so cool to be an uncle
    It's the oddest fucking thing. I call my brother ten minutes after he sent me a pic of her(the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life), I heard her crying in his arms. He was trying to shush her, telling her that everything is ok and such. I just started bawling.

    This reminds me of when my first nephew was born.

    My sister in law was in labour for 30 hours. She's a fighter, but it was right on the verge of being all too much for her. She'd had a spinal block, which had worn off, then got another one which wore off again, and they were about five minutes away from an emergency C-Section when they decided to try forceps again.

    My boy Quinn came out, but in the process got a big gash on his little head which bled quite badly, so as soon as he came out, they took him off to stitch him up.

    My Brother and Sister in Law were in the delivery room and a bunch of my family including myself were in the waiting room, all losing our minds waiting. They let a couple of us into the delivery room while Quinn was being stitched up so I was right there when my brother and sister in law met their son for the first time.

    When Quinn finally came back, my brother held him and said his first words to him.

    "Jeez man, you took your time."

    30 hours?!

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User
    edited November 2009
    I can't wait till my neice grows up so I can start borrowing money from her

    no one else in my family will do it anymore

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Not too unusual. Apparently I took be about a day to be fully born.

    edit: A response of course to Pastry

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited November 2009
    i have at least a decade before i become an uncle

    i need to make sure i rule at being an uncle

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    mnoll wrote: »
    i have at least a decade before i become an uncle

    i need to make sure i rule at being an uncle

    now's the time to become a swingin' bachelor

    get a speedboat, do some weed, have a pet snake,

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    according to my biology notes, labor on average takes "two to ninety minutes".

    how is that an average

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Macera wrote: »
    Not too unusual. Apparently I took be about a day to be fully born.

    edit: A response of course to Pastry

    I guess I was born quickly. Mom went in the morning and I was there by lunch. Childbirth is a scary business.

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I guess this is relevant to a not sesame street thread

    my biggest dumbass moment ever

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited November 2009
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    gasp

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    I guess this is relevant to a not sesame street thread

    my biggest dumbass moment ever

    So wonderful

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    according to my biology notes, labor on average takes "two to ninety minutes".

    how is that an average

    There is a margin of error

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited November 2009
    my mum was in labor for only a few hours with me if i remember correctly

    she is one of the few women i know who do not refer to childbirth as anything more than an inconvenience

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my mom has said that she'd rather give birth again than go to the dentist

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Women forget childbirth

    That's why they're willing to have more than one child

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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  • HoovesHooves Registered User
    edited November 2009
    I think I am the only person in the world who enjoys going to the dentist

    perhaps I would enjoy childbirth as well

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    woosh

    Aneurhythmia on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what the goddamn fuck annie

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    National Fight For Justice

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    what the goddamn fuck annie

    The comments.

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited November 2009
    i see why you posted that

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    why can't any of them spell?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yes, I got that
    still, what the goddamn fuck

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    thank ed koch

    Knob on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I wish that I could write like that, you would have to be some master of irony to pull that sort of thing off.

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Cats do not care either way

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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