it is a bad picture of my sister (not the littlest one); she's usually incredibly photogenic
I get on well with all of them, but we're all pretty bad at communicating when not forced in one place by my parents. I keep thinking I should remedy that but the weeks go by and I'm lazy
I probably communicate most with my middle sister, although growing up we hated each other's guts. I love her but she is exceptionally hard to live with! She drives my parents absolutely crazy, too (she's the one with infinite bad luck I sometimes tell stories about; her life is colourful to say the least)
My littlest sister is adorablest and we tell her this all the time, I left home when she and her twin were 3 so I'm less of a sister and more of an aunt to them and I and my other siblings spoil them rotten (it's okay though because my parents are just strict enough to prevent them from turning into little brats)
The brother on the left is a doctor, the one in the middle is his third year of studying history (he and I probably have the closest views politically/economically) my sister is currently working for my dad (poor dad) and the twins are still at school, obviously
Here is a slightly better pic of my sister with one of my grandfathers who has amazing eyebrows
I'm the odd one out in the family with dark eyes, I'm outnumbered by blue eyes
you get a sweet lookin' head you can mount on your wall to scare people with, and you get meat that don't cost nothin' but the license (unless you opt to have someone else process your meat)
I never really met my grandparents on my mother's side. I know my Grandfather was a WWII veteran, thats about it.
On my father's side, I never met the grandfather. My grandmother is in prison for smuggling guns and heroin across the border.
My mother is a nice lady, but very paranoid. She is afraid that I am going to fuck up my life like my brothers
My father is a lazy scum-bag who I would literally not mind if he died. He ditched my mother when I was four, and doesn't pay child support. He is the person that got Kyle into cocaine, and tried to do the same to me. Despite this, I still see him every year because my family makes me.
My older sister, Lauren, disappeared when I was in second grade. Before she left, she stole ten grand from my mother. My mother knew where she was, and what she was doing, but didn't tell me. As far as I knew, until last summer, she was dead. In reality, she had been in prison for armed robbery and dealing meth in Phoenix, Arizona.
However, the truth got out eventually, and she actually came to visit me.
She's pretty nice
My older brother, Kyle, is a, more or less, failure. He is a scumbag that spends all his money on stupid shit he doesn't need, and then complains he doesn't have any money to buy food or gas or whatever. Twenty-two years old, doesn't go to college, lives with Mom. He was a major coke addict, and overdosed twice in six months. He, honestly, should have died either of those times. He says he's off the stuff for good, but I can't really know for sure.
My other older brother, Josh, is more or less the only spark of light in my family. He's strong, and probably one of the smartest people I've ever met in my entire life. God, I hope he can do well in life. He doesn't deserve to get pulled down by the rest of my family.
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you definitely do not get dibs
that's dad and one of the many deer he's killed
there's grandpa on the chair, lookin' pretty happy
uncle jerry is chillin' on the couch. did i mention uncle jerry scares me?
She looks much younger
Am I a sicko for wishing I could go hunting too?
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I would go hunting to meet that dad
Here is my family, minus my dad
it is a bad picture of my sister (not the littlest one); she's usually incredibly photogenic
I get on well with all of them, but we're all pretty bad at communicating when not forced in one place by my parents. I keep thinking I should remedy that but the weeks go by and I'm lazy
I probably communicate most with my middle sister, although growing up we hated each other's guts. I love her but she is exceptionally hard to live with! She drives my parents absolutely crazy, too (she's the one with infinite bad luck I sometimes tell stories about; her life is colourful to say the least)
My littlest sister is adorablest and we tell her this all the time, I left home when she and her twin were 3 so I'm less of a sister and more of an aunt to them and I and my other siblings spoil them rotten (it's okay though because my parents are just strict enough to prevent them from turning into little brats)
The brother on the left is a doctor, the one in the middle is his third year of studying history (he and I probably have the closest views politically/economically) my sister is currently working for my dad (poor dad) and the twins are still at school, obviously
Here is a slightly better pic of my sister with one of my grandfathers who has amazing eyebrows
I'm the odd one out in the family with dark eyes, I'm outnumbered by blue eyes
THE LOTTERY
THE END
e- holy eyebrows
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no it's a pretty good thang all around
you get a sweet lookin' head you can mount on your wall to scare people with, and you get meat that don't cost nothin' but the license (unless you opt to have someone else process your meat)
it's like two squirrels burrowed into his forehead and nested there
IT'S MY EYEBROWS
and my asshole brother
it's because his brother won't cut his hair
My mother told me.
I haven't talked to my mother in about a month.
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On my father's side, I never met the grandfather. My grandmother is in prison for smuggling guns and heroin across the border.
My mother is a nice lady, but very paranoid. She is afraid that I am going to fuck up my life like my brothers
My father is a lazy scum-bag who I would literally not mind if he died. He ditched my mother when I was four, and doesn't pay child support. He is the person that got Kyle into cocaine, and tried to do the same to me. Despite this, I still see him every year because my family makes me.
My older sister, Lauren, disappeared when I was in second grade. Before she left, she stole ten grand from my mother. My mother knew where she was, and what she was doing, but didn't tell me. As far as I knew, until last summer, she was dead. In reality, she had been in prison for armed robbery and dealing meth in Phoenix, Arizona.
However, the truth got out eventually, and she actually came to visit me.
She's pretty nice
My older brother, Kyle, is a, more or less, failure. He is a scumbag that spends all his money on stupid shit he doesn't need, and then complains he doesn't have any money to buy food or gas or whatever. Twenty-two years old, doesn't go to college, lives with Mom. He was a major coke addict, and overdosed twice in six months. He, honestly, should have died either of those times. He says he's off the stuff for good, but I can't really know for sure.
My other older brother, Josh, is more or less the only spark of light in my family. He's strong, and probably one of the smartest people I've ever met in my entire life. God, I hope he can do well in life. He doesn't deserve to get pulled down by the rest of my family.
sup anjin
hows tricks
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forgive me, but
hahahaha what
Is it like a Glasgow smile
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my little brother
Dad and sister
Mom and brother in law
dude believe me that's what i said when i heard
same thing
be honest
does your dad drive a truck for a living
top: cousin, friend, cousin, friend, cousin, cousin, uncle, dad
bottom: friend, sister, cousin, brother, me
missing a whole bunch of other cousins and aunts and uncles
What
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like
I'll just pretend I didn't read it, is all.
I am not clever or sharp or witty enough to trade barbs with you, but I'm not about to tell you DO NOT INSULT MY FAMILY
That
that makes way too much sense