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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    wombat is on the left i think

    i don't think he has that kind of lift

    Return of the Vent Crew: Rise of the Goatman : postingbros.ownzyou.info : 3968 - pw: karenxzizek
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what's it like being hair

    just

    hair

    Itchy

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    fuck Anjin that made me laugh too hard

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The hair is gone now. Cut it in late september.

    It was an event.

    (No Mays, sorry)

  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    what's it like being hair

    just

    hair

    Itchy

    scratchy

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    One day I got to thank my parents. I have cerebral palsy and I don't think that would be an easy thing to handle as a parent.
    But right now I want to move out. I think they'll annoy me less if I didn't live with them.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited November 2009
    the thing about Wombat is that every has met a Wombat

    tallish, lanky, hair covering the majority of sense organs

    i've met two, even.

  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited July 2013
    .

    pillow on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Anjin... he gave you that bounty and you pick the mom?

    really?


    Completely overlooking the brother? Jesus Christ on a Mountain look at that....

    look sometimes you can shoot for the lungs and fell the beast but i felt like taking a shot at the stomach

    if i were gonna be mean and get into details i feel i'd be doing a disservice to swordfights for taking cheap shots at his pappy jethro. i mean, look at the guy. you'd look pretty shook too if you had to lance a zit on swordfight's ma's balls before a wedding

    as for the youngin' in the suit, i for one am tired of poking fun at overweight lesbians

    I fucking love you Anjin

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    the thing about Wombat is that every has met a Wombat

    tallish, lanky, hair covering the majority of sense organs

    i've met two, even.

    im wombat

    Actually no, when my hair was longer, I was shorter

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I wish I had a younger sibling

    being the youngest and an adult sucks

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    Here is a picture from about 2 years ago, with my siblings and I

    liamwotros.jpg

    That is incredible.

    You deserve the highest of bro-fives.

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh my god koshian, I guess your sister can be the third cutest kid in the world.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited November 2009
    i bet andy samberg was a wombat at some point

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    holy fuck it's the italian spider-man guy

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    holy fuck it's the italian spider-man guy

    it totally is!

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    Oh my god koshian, I guess your sister can be the third cutest kid in the world.

    woo!

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    ugh this thread reminds me that I need to buy more tuxedo tshirts

  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited November 2009
    younger siblings rule

    they are like the best people

  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    mnoll wrote: »
    younger siblings rule

    they are like the best people

    there was a time in my life that I didn't believe this

    but now that my bro and I don't live in the same space and we don't ambush fight each other all the damn time, he's a pretty rad guy

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    seriously though, my sister's favorite bands:

    daft punk
    los campesinos
    matt and kim
    mgmt
    tom waits
    the beatles
    the unicorns

    coolest six year old ever

  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    mnoll wrote: »
    younger siblings rule

    they are like the best people

    there was a time in my life that I didn't believe this

    but now that my bro and I don't live in the same space and we don't ambush fight each other all the damn time, he's a pretty rad guy

    i have two younger sisters

    and distance has taught me that they are cooler than me

    i would have disagreed a year ago before i left for college

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    seriously though, my sister's favorite bands:

    daft punk
    los campesinos
    matt and kim
    mgmt
    tom waits
    the beatles
    the unicorns

    coolest six year old ever
    what

    tom waits

    what does she find appealing about his music? i'm curious. as a huge fan myself.

  • MathildaMathilda Registered User
    edited November 2009
    mnoll wrote: »
    younger siblings rule

    they are like the best people
    My sisters would probably disagree!
    But then, we all live in the same house again because they are terrible at not fucking their lives up, so

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hrm. the chelsea smile thing

    that seems like a story.

    alright, so my family on dad's side has this problem. they're all alcoholics and dad's a recovering alcoholic. i can't so much as touch the sauce in this house. it's the reason dad don't like chillin' with his brothers

    one night uncle bill stumbles into the house with bruised eyes and blood runnin' out his nose. dad's threshold for anger is short and asks just what the hell has happened

    uncle bill recounts the tale of drinking when all of the sudden someone starts talking at length about my brother larry, and says he "scared the shit out of that bitch's old man"

    somewhere in dad's mind, the rage music for kill bill starts playing and he drops his thermos and drives to the bar, not even a block or so away from the house

    he arrives and starts calling out drunk dudes

    a man throws one of those bartop arcade games at dad, and the dude receives an elbow to the face. a bottle is thrown at dad's head, which he dodges and sends the thrower face first into the bar and into a whiskey glass that opens up his face

    the man ran, afraid for his life and dad came home lookin' like he killed somebody

    turns out the dude who did this was a dude who fucked with my brother, named steve. steve tried to pick a fight with dad some months earlier and dad started yelling borderline crazy shit that apparently scared him away

    i remember telling Rankenphile a variation on the tale that didn't involve this because I couldn't make the connection until later talking to dad

    i didn't know who he had injured but i remember steve leaving the state and somebody saying he was doing some sort of facial reconstructive surgery

    it was only after i had come home and dad explained it to me over some laughs and some coffee

  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    mnoll wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    mnoll wrote: »
    younger siblings rule

    they are like the best people

    there was a time in my life that I didn't believe this

    but now that my bro and I don't live in the same space and we don't ambush fight each other all the damn time, he's a pretty rad guy

    i have two younger sisters

    and distance has taught me that they are cooler than me

    i would have disagreed a year ago before i left for college

    my brother is indeed leagues cooler and more badass than I could ever hope to be

    plus he's still really good at getting me in trouble!

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    seriously though, my sister's favorite bands:

    daft punk
    los campesinos
    matt and kim
    mgmt
    tom waits
    the beatles
    the unicorns

    coolest six year old ever
    what

    tom waits

    what does she find appealing about his music? i'm curious. as a huge fan myself.

    you can't tell me a small child singing tom waits wouldn't be the funniest thing

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my little brother is way way younger than me and hat now matured into a cool person yet

    my older cousin (as in elder of the two, he's younger than me) however is totally rad.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    seriously though, my sister's favorite bands:

    daft punk
    los campesinos
    matt and kim
    mgmt
    tom waits
    the beatles
    the unicorns

    coolest six year old ever
    what

    tom waits

    what does she find appealing about his music? i'm curious. as a huge fan myself.

    you can't tell me a small child singing tom waits wouldn't be the funniest thing
    it would be awesome, i'm just curious as to what she likes about it

    hell i didn't get into Waits until i was...19?

  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited July 2013
    .

    pillow on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my oldest brother is ok. i get really frustrated with him because he's ridiculously immature and i'm afraid he's going to fuck up his life.

    my other brother (the middle one) is boss as hell.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my ma's different

    she always wanted a girl so she constantly tries interact with me on some sort of daughter level

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my mom really wanted me to be a girl

    my name was supposed to be katie

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my oldest brother is ok. i get really frustrated with him because he's ridiculously immature and i'm afraid he's going to fuck up his life.

    my other brother (the middle one) is boss as hell.

    which is the one that you always say is exactly like me

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my older brother is kind of an asshole but he's been changin' but fuck if i'm hangin' around his crazy ass anymore

    my youngest brother is squandered potential incarnate and will probably amount to nothing

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    my oldest brother is ok. i get really frustrated with him because he's ridiculously immature and i'm afraid he's going to fuck up his life.

    my other brother (the middle one) is boss as hell.

    which is the one that you always say is exactly like me

    well the oldest one, but just insofar as you both like britpop a whole lot

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    my oldest brother is ok. i get really frustrated with him because he's ridiculously immature and i'm afraid he's going to fuck up his life.

    my other brother (the middle one) is boss as hell.

    which is the one that you always say is exactly like me

    well the oldest one, but just insofar as you both like britpop a whole lot

    damn

    i wanted to be boss as hell

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my mom really wanted me to be a girl

    my name was supposed to be katie

    my dad was so fixed on having a boy that I was very nearly named James regardless

    thank you grandma for beating some sense into him

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    seriously though, my sister's favorite bands:

    daft punk
    los campesinos
    matt and kim
    mgmt
    tom waits
    the beatles
    the unicorns

    coolest six year old ever
    what

    tom waits

    what does she find appealing about his music? i'm curious. as a huge fan myself.

    you can't tell me a small child singing tom waits wouldn't be the funniest thing
    it would be awesome, i'm just curious as to what she likes about it

    hell i didn't get into Waits until i was...19?

    okay, so tom waits as a whole is probably a bit of a stretch

    lemme revise that to "loves the fuck out of singapore and listens to it like ten times a day"

    we've been listening to tegan and sara together some lately and she enjoys that a lot too

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