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  • edited November 2009
    some dude in my high school got a suspension for yanking it to a copy of seventeen in one of the study cubicles in the library

    i'm pretty sure he changed schools (possibly to a different city) because nobody ever saw him again

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    jump up in your chair and scream "I NEED AN ADULT"

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why would you masturbate in a library?

    Why would you do that?

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.
    Spoiler:

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why would you masturbate in a library?

    Why would you do that?

    seems like it's a widespread thing

    free internet

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Drag your chair up next to him, yank down your pants and start masturbating as well. When he looks at you, look back and frown furiously, point at the screen, then go back to it.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why would you masturbate in a library

    Why would you do that?

    the museum was full

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  • Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you should comment on his choice of materials when you take a look

    "Oh nice, I'm a big fan of hers(his/its/cactus) too.. and I do mean big" and then wink and thumbs-up

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why would you masturbate in a library?

    Why would you do that?

    Free internet+Exhibitionist fetishism+People don't give a shit.

    People have done studies on this shit. The above is pretty much the conclusion.

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    i hope skull man doesn't die i don't want blood + old man semen on my hands.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.
    Spoiler:

    this very thread

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I bet he is jacking off to this thread and we will have a chicken/egg argument for 20 pages

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hivemind

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    hivemind

    harvest more vespene gas

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dear Livejournal: Some dude across from me at the library is watching as I check the progress of my testicular cancer treatment.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i hope skull man doesn't die i don't want blood + old man semen on my hands.

    I thought that's what periods are

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    OH MY GOD

    OH MY GOD

    IT'S THE WORST POSSIBLE ANSWER

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    DO YOU SEE WHAT'S ON HIS SCREEN

    NOTHING

    IT'S HIS DESKTOP

    HE'S JACKING OFF TO ME

    AN OLD MAN AT THE LIBRARY IS JACKING OFF TO ME

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Dear Livejournal: Some dude across from me at the library is watching as I check the progress of my testicular cancer treatment.

    hahahha

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahha

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hahahhaa

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I want to report that for awesome so badly.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AHAHAHAHA

    get your coat, you've pulled.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, it's official. You owe him a sloppy beej in the bathroom now.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    OH MY GOD

    OH MY GOD

    IT'S THE WORST POSSIBLE ANSWER

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    DO YOU SEE WHAT'S ON HIS SCREEN

    NOTHING

    IT'S HIS DESKTOP

    HE'S JACKING OFF TO ME

    AN OLD MAN AT THE LIBRARY IS JACKING OFF TO ME
    haha
    you're gonna get raped
    Spoiler:

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man you tease.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah whatever, you arrogant guy person

    he is clearly jacking off to the sweet sweet © Toshiba brand laptop

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Maybe he's just scratching himself. Maybe he has lice.

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  • SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User
    edited November 2009
    you should make eye contact and mouth the words "i know"

    see if he cums.

    As Always
    -Mikal-
    Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    oh dear.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I once got to third base at a Chapters

    It was in the non-fiction section so you know I am legit


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tears

    tears in my eyes

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    In all truth, he probably just hid the thing he was spanking it to because you passed by and he knew you could see it "by accident"

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That sweet 4x4 is looking mighty fine.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bahahaha

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Just noticed he's jerking it in front of a window.


    aaaaaaaaahahahahah

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    after your girlfriend, it's now your turn to get the gift of life

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh

    my

    god

    he stopped jerking off

    I thought, ok, thank god

    TURNS OUT HE WAS FINISHED

    he let out a whistling moan

    now he's back to work!

    BUSINESS AS USUAL I GUESS

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    wanna sig this whole thread

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  • Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    there is a bikini car wash occurring across the street... that or he's very interested in desktop icons

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    QUICK

    craziest places you have ever done it/jerked it


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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