One day my mom and step dad went out of town with almost all of my siblings. One brother was left with me. He decided he wanted to have his friends over and drink. So he acquired some beer and in hopes it wouldn't be a sausage fest, he got some wine coolers. I was fine with this as long as keys were surrendered. His friends come over and I disappear to my room. Getting thirsty, I go up stairs to get something to drink and I find them all passed out. Being shocked I count empties. Two beers and a wine cooler each.
At which point you busted out the magic marker, right? I mean, they have to learn somehow!
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I takes a special kind of person to threaten the representative appointed to defend them in court.
By "special" I, of course, mean "stupid".
Isn't he dooming himself then? That must be pretty satisfying.
Yes. He is actually talking (albeit somewhat incoherently) about raising an action against the person that issued proceedings on him.
There are a laundry list of reasons why he isn't able to do that. Some of them are very simple. But he doesn't seem willing or able to actually wrap his head around any of them.
It would be more satisfying if it were not for the fact that I'm dead certain we will end up washing our hands of it and settling. This is probably going to kill our commercial relationship with this broker (admittedly it's not a very big broker) because this particular client appears to be a personal friend.
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I would poop in a forest long before I would poop on the floor a foot and a half from a toilet.
Seriously, people have weird shit going on in their brain areas.
one of the things that fills me with rage
is when people piss on the toilet seat because they cannot fathom how to lift it before urinating
and then I have to shit!
Death penalty, no trial, no jury, conviction on the spot.
There are two infuriating things women do when they need to tinkle.
One, they squat over the seat and spray piss (and sometimes period blood) everywhere. On the seat, on the floor, on the back of the toilet. Everywhere.
The other is they put some toilet paper down so that they dont have to sit on the toilet itself, and then use half a roll of paper on the seat and in the toilet, clogging the toilet with poop and toilet paper.
One of the first things I learned when I was The Bitch at the supermarket was that the whole men's restrooms are nastier thing is a horrible, horrible myth. Although I can forgive men for wanting to believe their bathroom was nastier. Because theirs was pretty nasty. And the idea that something could be nastier is one that would give any sane person pause.
Whenever I need to clean bathrooms, the men's is worse nine times out of ten.
But I work in a church so it's usually old people or homeless people who use the bathrooms.
I swear Joe Biden is so personable, I know its a terrible metric for a politician because that's their job, but something about him seems like the kind of guy you'd just want to talk to. Wasn't his dad a salesman?
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Most hard liquor tastes similar to me. Just different variations of bad. I'll still drink it though.
Have you ever had something that didn't come in a giant, plastic jug?
well beer comes in cans and wine comes in boxes, do those count?
Cans < Bottles, Boxes < Bottles < Mason Jars.
Oh man, we used to get Honest-To-God shine from one of our customers up in the Blue Ridge Mountains. He'd send us a jar or two in those velvety Crown Royal bags.
Shit was deeeeeee-lish.
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I swear Joe Biden is so personable, I know its a terrible metric for a politician because that's their job, but something about him seems like the kind of guy you'd just want to talk to. Wasn't his dad a salesman?
I would like to get drunk with Biden and exchange dirty jokes. You just know the guy would have some good ones.
I swear Joe Biden is so personable, I know its a terrible metric for a politician because that's their job, but something about him seems like the kind of guy you'd just want to talk to. Wasn't his dad a salesman?
I would like to get drunk with Biden and exchange dirty jokes. You just know the guy would have some good ones.
Well he knew teddy kennedy... though he definately didn't drive anywhere with him.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I swear Joe Biden is so personable, I know its a terrible metric for a politician because that's their job, but something about him seems like the kind of guy you'd just want to talk to. Wasn't his dad a salesman?
I would like to get drunk with Biden and exchange dirty jokes. You just know the guy would have some good ones.
Well he knew teddy kennedy... though he definately didn't drive anywhere with him.
I swear Joe Biden is so personable, I know its a terrible metric for a politician because that's their job, but something about him seems like the kind of guy you'd just want to talk to. Wasn't his dad a salesman?
While it is a terrible metric, I think most people would score Biden high on "Buy-him-a-beer-ometer" and would find it easy to sip those beers at some bar, discussing the recent ballgame and talking smack about the healthcare or banking industries.
I would have voted for him if he was at the top of the ticket and Obama was his vp. I mean its great it worked out the other way around, but Biden seems like a really intelligent guy who still remembers what its like to eat a shit sandwhich.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I swear Joe Biden is so personable, I know its a terrible metric for a politician because that's their job, but something about him seems like the kind of guy you'd just want to talk to. Wasn't his dad a salesman?
While it is a terrible metric, I think most people would score Biden high on "Buy-him-a-beer-ometer" and would find it easy to sip those beers at some bar, discussing the recent ballgame and talking smack about the healthcare or banking industries.
I swear Joe Biden is so personable, I know its a terrible metric for a politician because that's their job, but something about him seems like the kind of guy you'd just want to talk to. Wasn't his dad a salesman?
While it is a terrible metric, I think most people would score Biden high on "Buy-him-a-beer-ometer" and would find it easy to sip those beers at some bar, discussing the recent ballgame and talking smack about the healthcare or banking industries.
You can't tell me you see that face and don't imagine a bar full of dudes laughing right after he just said whatever he just said.
"Oh Joe, you and your zingers!"
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At which point you busted out the magic marker, right? I mean, they have to learn somehow!
oh...my...god
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Heh... yeah, I learned that a while ago. :P
He'll be blubbering in no time
Yes. He is actually talking (albeit somewhat incoherently) about raising an action against the person that issued proceedings on him.
There are a laundry list of reasons why he isn't able to do that. Some of them are very simple. But he doesn't seem willing or able to actually wrap his head around any of them.
It would be more satisfying if it were not for the fact that I'm dead certain we will end up washing our hands of it and settling. This is probably going to kill our commercial relationship with this broker (admittedly it's not a very big broker) because this particular client appears to be a personal friend.
Cans < Bottles, Boxes < Bottles.
Were they talking about sperm whales?
Whenever I need to clean bathrooms, the men's is worse nine times out of ten.
But I work in a church so it's usually old people or homeless people who use the bathrooms.
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Oh man, we used to get Honest-To-God shine from one of our customers up in the Blue Ridge Mountains. He'd send us a jar or two in those velvety Crown Royal bags.
Shit was deeeeeee-lish.
I would like to get drunk with Biden and exchange dirty jokes. You just know the guy would have some good ones.
Well he knew teddy kennedy... though he definately didn't drive anywhere with him.
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I bet he's got some good Chappaquiddick jokes.
While it is a terrible metric, I think most people would score Biden high on "Buy-him-a-beer-ometer" and would find it easy to sip those beers at some bar, discussing the recent ballgame and talking smack about the healthcare or banking industries.
Fuck my job! fuck my coworkers! fuck my customers! fuck my bosses!
fuck this stupid shit!
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disappointed face.
And mori checking in with his usual chipper "I love my job as much as I love Alaska."
Just remember mori you have sweet thing waiting for you after work. That sweet thing called "gin".
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SPOILERS JESUS DO YOU WANT THAN TO KILL US ALL!?
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You might be joking, but I genuinely think this is a good idea. I have some bombay sapphire waiting for me at home and I'm not on call tonight.
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I am constantly obsessing.
Quick, someone give me something to obsess about.
Ideally something inexpensive.
You can't tell me you see that face and don't imagine a bar full of dudes laughing right after he just said whatever he just said.
"Oh Joe, you and your zingers!"
Crack.
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I just don't want anyone to talk about the BSG ending
anyone at all
it just goes to hell in 5 seconds
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Your mother
Store brand hot dogs.
Hummel figurines
how about a girl? maybe one who likes ska?
Fuck you.
hey she's not inexpensive
or i've been ripped off
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Somedays you just come home, pop the top on some scotch and then have a crazy psycho stick a gun in your face... GOD DAMN YOU SEASON 4 cliff hanger!
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