There are some simliarities there, in that my house would also have a bitchin' go kart track, and a nice natural terrain motocross track, but hopefully I wouldn't get sued by too many of my friends.
One time on Rob and Big they found an abandoned waterpark and they tried to skate down one of the waterslides with lots of turns and they almost fell off like 15 times.
My sister once stopped on a waterslide that had a flat section, and she was so embarrassed that she cried, even though nobody cares because that shit sometimes happens on waterslides.
there are slides at Schlitterbahn with uphill sections. Line takes fucking forever because like 1 in 5 people get stuck
The waterslide dilemma: Board shorts increase the friction on waterslides, but wearing speedos is, well, wearing speedos. And in addition to being illegal, going naked puts you at serious risk of an unsolicited enema on those big-drop ones.
When I was a kid I took a semi road trip with my friends to this abandoned water park his dad had heard about. It was in the desert totally isolated and completely abandoned with absolutely no kind of security. I vividly remember the entire park had a shamrock motif plastered everywhere but can't remember the name of the place.
It looked like a post apocalyptic wonderland of pipes and sand. I rode a skateboard down one of the giant winding half tube slides. Later we found a run down maintenance shack that looked like it had been home to many a sordid teenage romance or hobo. We found a bowling ball inside.
Naturally we went to the highest and straightest water slide with the bowling ball. It flew through the air and punched a perfectly shaped hole in the maintenance shack.
Water slides are pretty boss, except the ones that are uneven and scratch your back and/or ass, those ones can go to hell. I like tube slides as well, fun stuff, though with the cooling weather up north, I will not be seeing one of these for quite some time.
Winter can go to hell...
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I used to go there when I went to Texas during the summer. Awesome place.
I am not a fan of the slides that are just one really steep drop. It seems like a really shitty payoff for all the stairs you have to climb on a fucking hot day.
I recall distinctly that when the aforementioned hail started, they started to flush out the rides with empty rafts, I guess to make sure people still weren't in there, and we saw several empty rafts literally fly OUT of the Master Blaster and fall 2 or 3 stories.
So basically, on the Master Blaster, the only thing between you and certain death is your hulking mass.
man, i haven't been to a water park in close to a decade.
We used to go to virginia beach when I was much younger, there were a couple of waterparks around there. I always hated the ones that are just a straight shot. I always lifted off a little bit and then slammed down and I hated it. Windy ones, with or without a tube, are totally awesome.
Now my eyes are pretty bad and I am certain it would be vaguely terrifying. And confusing when I got out and went to the next thing.
I do not like water parks because I'm constantly afraid of poop in the water
Same. Every time I go I'm having basically a constant panic attack thinking about things of that nature. Plus all those gross people walking around shirtless and uggghhhhhh hate water parks.
Used to go to a nearby water slide place for all of my birthday parties as a youngin'. The place was literally two waterslides and an outhouse, but you would pay five bucks and you could stay as long as you want. It was funner as it got late and everybody else left because you could stop yourself halfway down and have a gathering of dudes chilling for however long while a huge pool of water built up behind you.
I recall distinctly that when the aforementioned hail started, they started to flush out the rides with empty rafts, I guess to make sure people still weren't in there, and we saw several empty rafts literally fly OUT of the Master Blaster and fall 2 or 3 stories.
So basically, on the Master Blaster, the only thing between you and certain death is your hulking mass.
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Boooooring.
The one where you go under water would be cool, but otherwise I want my waterslides to be like a luge course.
Corners everyfuckingwhere son.
Also, If I win the lottery, you'd better believe my mansion will have a waterslide with a fucking loop in it.
what, an 8 story free fall is boring to you?
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Indoor bungee jumping. Or a decent rollercosater.
If I'm getting wet, I wanna go around corners. I like that feeling when you're halfway up the side of the tube pulling gs.
There are some simliarities there, in that my house would also have a bitchin' go kart track, and a nice natural terrain motocross track, but hopefully I wouldn't get sued by too many of my friends.
Schlitterbahn is awesome
there are slides at Schlitterbahn with uphill sections. Line takes fucking forever because like 1 in 5 people get stuck
like a bitch
or a solicited enema
no, not really
It looked like a post apocalyptic wonderland of pipes and sand. I rode a skateboard down one of the giant winding half tube slides. Later we found a run down maintenance shack that looked like it had been home to many a sordid teenage romance or hobo. We found a bowling ball inside.
Naturally we went to the highest and straightest water slide with the bowling ball. It flew through the air and punched a perfectly shaped hole in the maintenance shack.
It was glorious.
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Their water slides are the best, because a lot of the drops are just a tad bit beyond safety regulations, and we wouldn't have it any other way.
Will you ride the three-story uphill watercoaster or the slide that's literally a mile long?
Or will you grab an inner tube and party down the Brazos river like it's 1999?
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
The drops scared the shit out of me as a kid.
And back then (like 12 years ago), it seemed like every ride had one.
Like, stand up and paddle a good chunck of the time, because the currents sometimes suck you back in to certain parts of the slide.
But I liked how the slides just feeded in and out through random buildings and restaurants. That was pretty pimp.
Man I wanna go back.
Winter can go to hell...
it's a tiny bit too tall
Master Blaster?
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West Edmonton Mall has a Water Park with Slides, Bungie Jumping, and a Wavepool. (The Bungie Jumping is extra.)
I used to go there when I went to Texas during the summer. Awesome place.
I am not a fan of the slides that are just one really steep drop. It seems like a really shitty payoff for all the stairs you have to climb on a fucking hot day.
So basically, on the Master Blaster, the only thing between you and certain death is your hulking mass.
We used to go to virginia beach when I was much younger, there were a couple of waterparks around there. I always hated the ones that are just a straight shot. I always lifted off a little bit and then slammed down and I hated it. Windy ones, with or without a tube, are totally awesome.
Now my eyes are pretty bad and I am certain it would be vaguely terrifying. And confusing when I got out and went to the next thing.
Dude, this kid came up with the perfect solution
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fat_kid_successfully_avoids
Shirts suck on water slides.
Same. Every time I go I'm having basically a constant panic attack thinking about things of that nature. Plus all those gross people walking around shirtless and uggghhhhhh hate water parks.
I just saw The Invention of Lying at the dollar theatre, it was hilarious
Used to go to a nearby water slide place for all of my birthday parties as a youngin'. The place was literally two waterslides and an outhouse, but you would pay five bucks and you could stay as long as you want. It was funner as it got late and everybody else left because you could stop yourself halfway down and have a gathering of dudes chilling for however long while a huge pool of water built up behind you.
Strong emphasis on that last verb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzFgtd1C5c
was donkeylips the fat one?