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Yar · April 2007

Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

Johannen · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

Congrats on your son and his gigantic schlong! (Your son right?)

Yar · April 2007

Yeah mine.

I'd post pics but I left the camera with the wife. And I can't figure out how to get pics off of my phone.

Richy · April 2007

stilist wrote: »

You are too awesome for her. If she hasnâ€™t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. Sheâ€™ll get the idea.

Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?

Irond Will · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

Congratz, Yar!

Hacksaw · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Yeah mine.

Or so you'd like to believe.

Yar · April 2007

Hacksaw wrote: »

Or so you'd like to believe.

Massive schlong proves it.

Hacksaw · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Or so you'd like to believe.

Massive schlong proves it.

That only proves I'm one of the potential fathers.

Haphazard · April 2007

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

Richy · April 2007

:^: to Yar

Hacksaw · April 2007

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

japan · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

Congratulations on the birth of your son and the might of his manhood.

Yar · April 2007

tx everybody.

The tech was like "he's 22 inches" and I was like "flaccid or erect lol?"

Except I didn't say that, because my wife would have constructed a MacGyver gun out of hospital equipment and shot me.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

REALLY GOOD

BIG SON

Johannen · April 2007

What have you named him? Can you make his middle name "awesomesauce"?

Elki · April 2007

Congrats!

Yar · April 2007

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

Yar · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

You're stretching the joke way too far.

Sometimes therein lies the subsequent joke.

Elki · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

It doesn't really need stretching.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Hacksaw · April 2007

You and me, Yar. We might as well be parading our gigantic phallus' around for all to see and worship.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

Johannen · April 2007

I really want to have a few chilled beers and a barbecue. Slam on some incubus or some chillout and just chat with the guys. Maybe text that girl back, always risky when you can't remember what she looked like.

Smasher · April 2007

That chat thread didn't last long.

Congrats Yar!

Wash · April 2007

You're stretching the joke way too far.

REALLY GOOD

BIG SON

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Manning'sEquation · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

What is the grand total up to now?

stilist · April 2007

Richy wrote:

stilist wrote:

You are too awesome for her. If she hasnâ€™t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. Sheâ€™ll get the idea.

Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?

That would work too. Maybe take a camcorder with you.

t Yar: Congratulations on the kid. From the sound of it, thereâ€™ll be no need for him to become a strapping young lad.

Variable · April 2007

why do the chats get locked just whenever? It's driving me insane. not with anger, obviously, just immense confusion.

Zen Vulgarity · April 2007

Yar, you're not jealous of your son at all? Imagine when he's older!

Richy · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

stilist · April 2007

Variable wrote:

why do the chats get locked just whenever? It's driving me insane. not with anger, obviously, just immense confusion.

Iâ€™m pretty sure itâ€™s whenever Elks feels like it. I havenâ€™t noticed a pattern, but I havenâ€™t really been looking.

Elendil · April 2007

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

That quote tree is getting much too lar

ge

Elki · April 2007

stilist wrote: »

Richy wrote:

stilist wrote:

You are too awesome for her. If she hasnâ€™t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. Sheâ€™ll get the idea.

Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?

That would work too. Maybe take a camcorder with you.

No, no. An SLR with a massive lens.

Richy · April 2007

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Variable · April 2007

stilist wrote: »

Variable wrote:

why do the chats get locked just whenever? It's driving me insane. not with anger, obviously, just immense confusion.

Iâ€™m pretty sure itâ€™s whenever Elks feels like it. I havenâ€™t noticed a pattern, but I havenâ€™t really been looking.

well this current one is hi-larious.

I am the king of chat.

Yar · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Yeah, I was later embarrassed that I didn't realize what you were doing there. Arrrrr!

Drez · April 2007

Grats Yar. Make him True Neutral!

stilist · April 2007

Variable wrote:

I am the king of chat.

May I be your queen?

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Richy wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Not if I smash you first: with a jar

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