[Chat]tur'gha Pargon Pargon

Yar · April 2007

Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

Elki · April 2007

Congrats!

Yar · April 2007

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

Yar · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

You're stretching the joke way too far.

Sometimes therein lies the subsequent joke.

Elki · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

It doesn't really need stretching.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Hacksaw · April 2007

You and me, Yar. We might as well be parading our gigantic phallus' around for all to see and worship.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

Johannen · April 2007

I really want to have a few chilled beers and a barbecue. Slam on some incubus or some chillout and just chat with the guys. Maybe text that girl back, always risky when you can't remember what she looked like.

Smasher · April 2007

That chat thread didn't last long.

Congrats Yar!

Wash · April 2007

You're stretching the joke way too far.

REALLY GOOD

BIG SON

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Manning'sEquation · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

What is the grand total up to now?

stilist · April 2007

Richy wrote:

stilist wrote:

You are too awesome for her. If she hasnâ€™t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. Sheâ€™ll get the idea.

Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?

That would work too. Maybe take a camcorder with you.

t Yar: Congratulations on the kid. From the sound of it, thereâ€™ll be no need for him to become a strapping young lad.

Variable · April 2007

why do the chats get locked just whenever? It's driving me insane. not with anger, obviously, just immense confusion.

Zen Vulgarity · April 2007

Yar, you're not jealous of your son at all? Imagine when he's older!

Richy · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Owen.

I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

stilist · April 2007

Variable wrote:

why do the chats get locked just whenever? It's driving me insane. not with anger, obviously, just immense confusion.

Iâ€™m pretty sure itâ€™s whenever Elks feels like it. I havenâ€™t noticed a pattern, but I havenâ€™t really been looking.

Elendil · April 2007

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

That quote tree is getting much too lar

ge

Elki · April 2007

stilist wrote: »

Richy wrote:

stilist wrote:

You are too awesome for her. If she hasnâ€™t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. Sheâ€™ll get the idea.

Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?

That would work too. Maybe take a camcorder with you.

No, no. An SLR with a massive lens.

Richy · April 2007

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Variable · April 2007

stilist wrote: »

Variable wrote:

why do the chats get locked just whenever? It's driving me insane. not with anger, obviously, just immense confusion.

Iâ€™m pretty sure itâ€™s whenever Elks feels like it. I havenâ€™t noticed a pattern, but I havenâ€™t really been looking.

well this current one is hi-larious.

I am the king of chat.

Yar · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Yeah, I was later embarrassed that I didn't realize what you were doing there. Arrrrr!

Drez · April 2007

Grats Yar. Make him True Neutral!

stilist · April 2007

Variable wrote:

I am the king of chat.

May I be your queen?

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Richy wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Not if I smash you first: with a jar

Grid System · April 2007

Drez wrote: »

Grats Yar. Make him Neutral Good!

Richy · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Not if I smash you first: with a jar

So, you want a war?

Elki · April 2007

Yar wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Yeah, I was later embarrassed that I didn't realize what you were doing there. Arrrrr!

Ha, I had to go back to get it. In fairness (to me!), I don't pay much attention to anything.

Aurin · April 2007

Why did I sound like I was making a chocobo sound when I said 'war' just then? O_o

stilist · April 2007

This is a horrible quote tree.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Not if I smash you first: with a jar

So, you want a war?

We'll throw down on the planet of Char.

Yar · April 2007

Grid System wrote: »

Drez wrote: »

Grats Yar. Make him Neutral Good!

Yeah my first one is Lawful Good so I rerolled.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Not if I smash you first: with a jar

So, you want a war?

We'll throw down on the planet of Char.

I'll bring my electric guitar.

Wash · April 2007

Elkamil wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Yeah, I was later embarrassed that I didn't realize what you were doing there. Arrrrr!

Ha, I had to go back to get it. In fairness (to me!), I don't pay much attention to anything.

This does the rhyme, the chain has been broken!

Richy · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Not if I smash you first: with a jar

So, you want a war?

We'll throw down on the planet of Char.

I'll bring my electric guitar.

You don't stand a chance. I am a quote tree Tsar.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Not if I smash you first: with a jar

So, you want a war?

We'll throw down on the planet of Char.

I'll bring my electric guitar.

You don't stand a chance. I am a quote tree Tsar.

That's madness, I have all the power of a Czar

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · April 2007

Edgewood wrote: »

Elkamil wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Yeah, I was later embarrassed that I didn't realize what you were doing there. Arrrrr!

Ha, I had to go back to get it. In fairness (to me!), I don't pay much attention to anything.

This does the rhyme, the chain has been broken!

Check the other chat thread.

Dynagrip · April 2007

Uh oh, competing chats.

Richy · April 2007

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »

Yar wrote: »

Hacksaw wrote: »

Haphazard wrote: »

Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

HAR HAR HAR

Um... CAR!

You're stretching the joke way too far.

I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

Your reputation may get a mar.

You can drink off the shame at a bar.

Cass, that joke was sub-par.

Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

Not if I smash you first: with a jar

So, you want a war?

We'll throw down on the planet of Char.

I'll bring my electric guitar.

You don't stand a chance. I am a quote tree Tsar.

That's madness, I have all the power of a Czar

Perhaps, but I'm as fast as Maurice Richard.

Penny Arcade

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