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YarYar Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

    Congrats on your son and his gigantic schlong! (Your son right?)

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yeah mine.

    I'd post pics but I left the camera with the wife. And I can't figure out how to get pics off of my phone.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    You are too awesome for her. If she hasn’t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. She’ll get the idea.
    Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.
    Congratz, Yar!

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Yeah mine.
    Or so you'd like to believe.

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Or so you'd like to believe.
    Massive schlong proves it.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Or so you'd like to believe.
    Massive schlong proves it.
    That only proves I'm one of the potential fathers.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    :^: to Yar

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

    Congratulations on the birth of your son and the might of his manhood.

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tx everybody.

    The tech was like "he's 22 inches" and I was like "flaccid or erect lol?"

    Except I didn't say that, because my wife would have constructed a MacGyver gun out of hospital equipment and shot me.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    REALLY GOOD

    BIG SON

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2007
    What have you named him? Can you make his middle name "awesomesauce"?

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  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2007
    Congrats!

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Owen.

    I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR
    Um... CAR!

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Owen.

    I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR
    Um... CAR!

    You're stretching the joke way too far.

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You're stretching the joke way too far.
    Sometimes therein lies the subsequent joke.

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  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Owen.

    I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR
    Um... CAR!

    You're stretching the joke way too far.

    It doesn't really need stretching.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Owen.

    I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR
    Um... CAR!

    You're stretching the joke way too far.

    I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You and me, Yar. We might as well be parading our gigantic phallus' around for all to see and worship.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Owen.

    I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR
    Um... CAR!

    You're stretching the joke way too far.

    I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

    Your reputation may get a mar.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2007
    I really want to have a few chilled beers and a barbecue. Slam on some incubus or some chillout and just chat with the guys. Maybe text that girl back, always risky when you can't remember what she looked like.

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  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That chat thread didn't last long.

    Congrats Yar!

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You're stretching the joke way too far.
    REALLY GOOD

    BIG SON

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Owen.

    I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR
    Um... CAR!

    You're stretching the joke way too far.

    I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

    Your reputation may get a mar.

    You can drink off the shame at a bar.

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  • Manning'sEquationManning'sEquation Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Another son was born last night. 8lbs 12oz. Although most of that was his absurdly massive penis.

    What is the grand total up to now?

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Richy wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    You are too awesome for her. If she hasn’t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. She’ll get the idea.
    Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?
    That would work too. Maybe take a camcorder with you.

    t Yar: Congratulations on the kid. From the sound of it, there’ll be no need for him to become a strapping young lad.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    why do the chats get locked just whenever? It's driving me insane. not with anger, obviously, just immense confusion.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar, you're not jealous of your son at all? Imagine when he's older!

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yar wrote: »
    Owen.

    I thought about doing what that guy in California did and name him Yar 2.0, but again: wife; gun.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR
    Um... CAR!

    You're stretching the joke way too far.

    I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star

    Your reputation may get a mar.

    You can drink off the shame at a bar.
    Cass, that joke was sub-par.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Variable wrote:
    why do the chats get locked just whenever? It's driving me insane. not with anger, obviously, just immense confusion.
    I’m pretty sure it’s whenever Elks feels like it. I haven’t noticed a pattern, but I haven’t really been looking.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    You can drink off the shame at a bar.
    Cass, that joke was sub-par.
    That quote tree is getting much too lar

    ge

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  • ElkiElki GOBS OF PUKE!!! YES!!!!!!!Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Richy wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    You are too awesome for her. If she hasn’t responded after a week, find out which room is hers and stand about fifty feet down the hall for a couple hours each day. She’ll get the idea.
    Sounds like a good idea, but do I have to stand though? Couldn't I just bring a folding chair and a six-pack of beer, and sit down the hall from her?
    That would work too. Maybe take a camcorder with you.

    No, no. An SLR with a massive lens.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Yar wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR
    Um... CAR!
    You're stretching the joke way too far.
    I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star
    Your reputation may get a mar.
    You can drink off the shame at a bar.
    Cass, that joke was sub-par.
    Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Variable wrote:
    why do the chats get locked just whenever? It's driving me insane. not with anger, obviously, just immense confusion.
    I’m pretty sure it’s whenever Elks feels like it. I haven’t noticed a pattern, but I haven’t really been looking.

    well this current one is hi-larious.

    I am the king of chat.

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star
    Yeah, I was later embarrassed that I didn't realize what you were doing there. Arrrrr!

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Grats Yar. Make him True Neutral!

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Variable wrote:
    I am the king of chat.
    May I be your queen?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Yar wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Congrats, Yar. Have a cigar!
    HAR HAR HAR
    Um... CAR!
    You're stretching the joke way too far.
    I mean, you're not coming off as a shining star
    Your reputation may get a mar.
    You can drink off the shame at a bar.
    Cass, that joke was sub-par.
    Seriously, we may have to cover you in feathers and tar.

    Not if I smash you first: with a jar

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