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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]
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Skull Man isn't writing profiles for people because the whole point of going out and trying to get a date is putting some effort into it
And unless you put some effort into your profile, Skull Man isn't going to help you
swear word swear word insulting noun pronoun swear word swear word noun
Sigh. I suppose that will have to do.
League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
does that make me a bad person?
not fucking someone cause you don't want herpes makes you a good person
There are maybe, maybe two people around here I'd trust with any advice of that sort
Skull Man did not make the cut
if you tried to pick up girls acting like I do on this forum you'd get arrested
That's a dealbreaker, ladies!
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
But I mean, he's not commenting on your profile. It's cool you don't think he's qualified, but they're soliciting him.
E: :^:, Munkus
teeth gnashing
His schtick is basically keep it interesting! Don't be boring! Don't have spelling/grammatical errors! If I know you are awesome at something but you have not listed it you should list it!
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
we all work a little differently, and some of us don't have a method at all
and he's not telling us to be pussy hounds or anything
I think that might be the first and last time I ever say those words. Oh god I hope so.
desert rose
especially nurses
:winky:
Not all of us are good at talking about ourselves. The words you choose should be a mix between something you'd say and something that doesn't get lost in translation. (For example, using big words might show off intellect, but use them in the wrong way and you come off as pompous... use them wrong, period, makes you come off as a poser.) You should leave little chance for misinterpretation—just because you know what YOU mean doesn't mean the reader is going to—while letting your personality show through your word choice and sentence structure. This balance is a skill that is worth learning as it applies in a variety of situations, but it does take practice.
Be succinct.
Write your profile with your goal in mind. Who are you trying to attract, and why? As I said before, if you're looking for any girl at all to show interest, write a profile that is more accessible and reveal unique points of your personality as you get to know each other. If you're looking to filter out the white noise and are looking to be matched with someone who shares key interests that you highly value, write something a bit more revealing and specific geared towards showing off those particular interests.
Prioritise your interests. Decide what's necessary for you to mention, and what's not... or how far into depth you should go into a particular subject. This will also help streamline your profile a bit.
I will say that the danger of writing something COMPLETELY generic and accessible also means you are not memorable, you don't stand out, and the only distinguishing features between you and the next guy are your looks, and that may not be something you want to be judged on even if you were a 10. So, make sure you throw some individuality in there, too.
Be proud of you who are. I'm not talking arrogance, I'm talking being able to talk about your interests with passion and conviction instead of worrying constantly about whether the interest is turning the girl on or off. It's passion that turns people on, not the interest itself. I always say that if you show how passionate you can be over something you like, you are also showing the girl that if she can get you to like HER, you will also be that passionate about HER... and this is a good thing.
List dislikes only insofar as you would not be interested at all in someone who had those dislikes. Keith made this point earlier and it's a good one. This also means you should not be petty with your selection in this part of the profile.
You are not interviewing for a job (where you trim down your skill list to what is applicable), you are showing people who you are. This means all facets of you should make at least a passing appearance, if not be the main focus.
Take a good picture. Goddammit. Seriously. Take a good picture.
Finally, remember that this is all two-way. If you're only sending message to cute or hot girls, expect girls to do the same, and if you're not cute or physically attractive enough for them, tough fucking titties.
I'm just giving Skull Man a hard time because of his admitted prejudices against blacks. It's just good-natured joking.
Pussy hounds could actually be useful in, like, police work. I mean, dog's can supposedly smell fear, right? Great for group interrogations.
I have one.
It is the least terrible of the two I have, mainly because I am not doing a mentally-broken-looking Joker-smile.
I...
I don't know whether to applaud or scorn you.
A mixture of both, followed by an intense feeling of shame is the norm.
Don't worry, the shame passes... in time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZztwfHjQjU
Killer sideburns.
I got distracted after posting it
I did, but my teeth were... colored an unfortunate color. But otherwise, a good pic.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
this question is sincere
Whatever
Shows you're a manly man who don't need no teeth whitening bull shit