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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    What does it matter if Skull Man is criticizing the content or the form? He's doing people a solid, and they seem to have appreciate it, so who cares

    A. Not Annie's point

    B. You don't know Annie

    Skull Man isn't writing profiles for people because the whole point of going out and trying to get a date is putting some effort into it

    And unless you put some effort into your profile, Skull Man isn't going to help you

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Veev, I demand angry acknowledgment to my insinuation that you eat dogs.

    swear word swear word insulting noun pronoun swear word swear word noun

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Veev, I demand angry acknowledgment to my insinuation that you eat dogs.

    swear word swear word insulting noun pronoun swear word swear word noun

    Sigh. I suppose that will have to do.
    Spoiler:

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i was gonna message this cute girl who lives about half an hour away from me but i was reading through her profile and WHOOOPS she has herpes.

    does that make me a bad person?

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    no

    not fucking someone cause you don't want herpes makes you a good person

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    What does it matter if Skull Man is criticizing the content or the form? He's doing people a solid, and they seem to have appreciate it, so who cares

    There are maybe, maybe two people around here I'd trust with any advice of that sort

    Skull Man did not make the cut

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    holy shit ssri withdrawal sucks balls

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    god I hope not

    if you tried to pick up girls acting like I do on this forum you'd get arrested

  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    don't feel sad, teefs

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    i was gonna message this cute girl who lives about half an hour away from me but i was reading through her profile and WHOOOPS she has herpes.

    does that make me a bad person?

    That's a dealbreaker, ladies!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    What does it matter if Skull Man is criticizing the content or the form? He's doing people a solid, and they seem to have appreciate it, so who cares

    There are maybe, maybe two people around here I'd trust with any advice of that sort

    Skull Man did not make the cut

    But I mean, he's not commenting on your profile. It's cool you don't think he's qualified, but they're soliciting him.

    E: :^:, Munkus

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Veev, I demand angry acknowledgment to my insinuation that you eat dogs.

    swear word swear word insulting noun pronoun swear word swear word noun

    Sigh. I suppose that will have to do.
    Spoiler:

    teeth gnashing

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It's not like he is saying stupid things either.

    His schtick is basically keep it interesting! Don't be boring! Don't have spelling/grammatical errors! If I know you are awesome at something but you have not listed it you should list it!

  • DubhDubh "FLÄSHYN!" Y.V.'s mansionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man has good advice from his particular angle

    we all work a little differently, and some of us don't have a method at all

    and he's not telling us to be pussy hounds or anything

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Butters has also offered some very good "general" advice that people would do well to take note of.

    I think that might be the first and last time I ever say those words. Oh god I hope so.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    welp, just got messaged by a chick serving in iraq as a medic


    aw jeah

    desert rose

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    i love a woman in uniform


    especially nurses

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ba da ba ba da da da da daa ba ya ya

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    i love a woman in uniform


    especially janitors

    :winky:

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Look okay I can't help myself so here is my advice that I am tossing into the mix:

    Not all of us are good at talking about ourselves. The words you choose should be a mix between something you'd say and something that doesn't get lost in translation. (For example, using big words might show off intellect, but use them in the wrong way and you come off as pompous... use them wrong, period, makes you come off as a poser.) You should leave little chance for misinterpretation—just because you know what YOU mean doesn't mean the reader is going to—while letting your personality show through your word choice and sentence structure. This balance is a skill that is worth learning as it applies in a variety of situations, but it does take practice.

    Be succinct.

    Write your profile with your goal in mind. Who are you trying to attract, and why? As I said before, if you're looking for any girl at all to show interest, write a profile that is more accessible and reveal unique points of your personality as you get to know each other. If you're looking to filter out the white noise and are looking to be matched with someone who shares key interests that you highly value, write something a bit more revealing and specific geared towards showing off those particular interests.

    Prioritise your interests. Decide what's necessary for you to mention, and what's not... or how far into depth you should go into a particular subject. This will also help streamline your profile a bit.

    I will say that the danger of writing something COMPLETELY generic and accessible also means you are not memorable, you don't stand out, and the only distinguishing features between you and the next guy are your looks, and that may not be something you want to be judged on even if you were a 10. So, make sure you throw some individuality in there, too.

    Be proud of you who are. I'm not talking arrogance, I'm talking being able to talk about your interests with passion and conviction instead of worrying constantly about whether the interest is turning the girl on or off. It's passion that turns people on, not the interest itself. I always say that if you show how passionate you can be over something you like, you are also showing the girl that if she can get you to like HER, you will also be that passionate about HER... and this is a good thing.

    List dislikes only insofar as you would not be interested at all in someone who had those dislikes. Keith made this point earlier and it's a good one. This also means you should not be petty with your selection in this part of the profile.

    You are not interviewing for a job (where you trim down your skill list to what is applicable), you are showing people who you are. This means all facets of you should make at least a passing appearance, if not be the main focus.

    Take a good picture. Goddammit. Seriously. Take a good picture.

    Finally, remember that this is all two-way. If you're only sending message to cute or hot girls, expect girls to do the same, and if you're not cute or physically attractive enough for them, tough fucking titties.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    What does it matter if Skull Man is criticizing the content or the form? He's doing people a solid, and they seem to have appreciate it, so who cares

    A. Not Annie's point

    B. You don't know Annie

    Skull Man isn't writing profiles for people because the whole point of going out and trying to get a date is putting some effort into it

    And unless you put some effort into your profile, Skull Man isn't going to help you

    I'm just giving Skull Man a hard time because of his admitted prejudices against blacks. It's just good-natured joking.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    and he's not telling us to be pussy hounds or anything

    Pussy hounds could actually be useful in, like, police work. I mean, dog's can supposedly smell fear, right? Great for group interrogations.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    <3 custodial services

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I like to date I would like to date you


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD, get a picture in your profile.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    DE?AD, get a picture in your profile.

    I have one.

    It is the least terrible of the two I have, mainly because I am not doing a mentally-broken-looking Joker-smile.

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  • DubhDubh "FLÄSHYN!" Y.V.'s mansionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    and he's not telling us to be pussy hounds or anything

    Pussy hounds could actually be useful in, like, police work. I mean, dog's can supposedly smell fear, right? Great for group interrogations.

    I...

    I don't know whether to applaud or scorn you.

    Thing_zps6acf1883.png <---DE?AD makes games
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    and he's not telling us to be pussy hounds or anything

    Pussy hounds could actually be useful in, like, police work. I mean, dog's can supposedly smell fear, right? Great for group interrogations.

    I...

    I don't know whether to applaud or scorn you.

    A mixture of both, followed by an intense feeling of shame is the norm.

    Don't worry, the shame passes... in time.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Just send this video to everyone

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZztwfHjQjU

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    DE?AD, get a picture in your profile.

    I have one.

    It is the least terrible of the two I have, mainly because I am not doing a mentally-broken-looking Joker-smile.

    Killer sideburns.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh did you see the photo I posted of you?

    I got distracted after posting it

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  • DubhDubh "FLÄSHYN!" Y.V.'s mansionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Dubh did you see the photo I posted of you?

    I got distracted after posting it

    I did, but my teeth were... colored an unfortunate color. But otherwise, a good pic.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar where is your dating profile.

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hey larlar, are you seeing anybody?

    this question is sincere

  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    Sort of? If I had to say one way or the other, I'd probably say no.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar, if I were to ask you out would you say yes? Keep in mind that I plan to blackmail you.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Dubh did you see the photo I posted of you?

    I got distracted after posting it

    I did, but my teeth were... colored an unfortunate color. But otherwise, a good pic.

    Whatever

    Shows you're a manly man who don't need no teeth whitening bull shit

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2009
    Yes, but only if I get all the money from the blackmail.

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