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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Is that how blackmail works? I don't think it is

    You just don't know.

    I know enough

    Fiz on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Dubh did you see the photo I posted of you?

    I got distracted after posting it

    I did, but my teeth were... colored an unfortunate color. But otherwise, a good pic.

    Whatever

    Shows you're a manly man who don't need no teeth whitening bull shit

    also you can just take it into photoshop and use that sponge tool on desaturate then that dodge tool to whiten them up

    I do this all the time

    okay not ALL the time

    but sometimes

    like I definitely did it in this picture (just the teeth, even though for some reason it looks like I dicked with my skin as well) and this picture

    just don't make them, you know, WHITE WHITE

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what the hell?

    you shouldn't shop your photos

    that's terrible

    Skull Man on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    JUST THE TEETH MAN

    JUST THE TEETH

    usually they look fine but I like my smile so if it appears particularly yellow I do fix it

    Vivixenne on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what the hell?

    you shouldn't shop your photos

    that's terrible

    this seems slightly against the theme of your other advice

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what the hell?

    you shouldn't shop your photos

    that's terrible

    this seems slightly against the theme of your other advice

    The other stuff was just trying to hide your ugly personality man
    Not your ugly face
    That's crossing the line

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I always photoshop stuff into my pictures.

    "Oh yeah, my skin used to be super bad. But I switched to fiber and those gunshot wounds cleared right up"

    Fiz on
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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    How is mine?

    The picture specifically as well, is it too "I HAVE A PET LOOK AT IT"

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/spconway/

    The Black Hunter on
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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It would appear Skull man and Vivi have switched sides

    Also next incarnation of this thread in Artist Corner, Everybody gets photoshoped

    NeoToma on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    JUST THE TEETH MAN

    JUST THE TEETH

    usually they look fine but I like my smile so if it appears particularly yellow I do fix it

    Look, Viv, if you photoshopped everything yellow out of your pictures, then where would you be?

    AMP'd on
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what the hell?

    you shouldn't shop your photos

    that's terrible

    Nothing wrong with improving exposure or something like that.

    Butters on
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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    dang TBH, we're like 50/50 frenemy

    unintentional on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what the hell?

    you shouldn't shop your photos

    that's terrible

    I shop every single photo I take

    why not the ones of myself?

    #pipe on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NeoToma wrote: »
    It would appear Skull man and Vivi have switched sides

    Also next incarnation of this thread in Artist Corner, Everybody gets photoshoped

    I still need a picture of me making out with another me

    so hot

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    there's a difference

    hiding the grody parts of your personality and activities until you know the girl or at least meet her in person is fine

    but using the curve tool to take away a belly and clearing up your skin with blotch-away edit or whatever means you are going to be treated to the delightful experience of a girl trying to hide the fact that she is disappointed in you physically

    you got some problems with your photo? fix the person in the photo

    (except weird teeth stuff that's pretty much fine, teeth are weird with light and stuff)

    Skull Man on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NeoToma wrote: »
    It would appear Skull man and Vivi have switched sides

    Also next incarnation of this thread in Artist Corner, Everybody gets photoshoped

    what on earth are you talking about

    I was talking about something *I* did, and not for an online dating site

    I do it because I DON'T WANT TO LICK MY GODDAMN TEETH EVERY TIME I LOAD UP FACEBOOK

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    JUST THE TEETH MAN

    JUST THE TEETH

    usually they look fine but I like my smile so if it appears particularly yellow I do fix it

    Look, Viv, if you photoshopped everything yellow out of your pictures, then where would you be?

    AMP'd

    you already know this but

    you're all right

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    JUST THE TEETH MAN

    JUST THE TEETH

    usually they look fine but I like my smile so if it appears particularly yellow I do fix it

    Look, Viv, if you photoshopped everything yellow out of your pictures, then where would you be?

    AMP'd

    you already know this but

    you're all right

    that was a pretty good post, I must say

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    JUST THE TEETH MAN

    JUST THE TEETH

    usually they look fine but I like my smile so if it appears particularly yellow I do fix it

    Look, Viv, if you photoshopped everything yellow out of your pictures, then where would you be?

    AMP'd

    you already know this but

    you're all right

    God, yes I already know this, I have the hugest ego around

    I should maybe work on that

    (thanks)

    AMP'd on
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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    NeoToma wrote: »
    It would appear Skull man and Vivi have switched sides

    Also next incarnation of this thread in Artist Corner, Everybody gets photoshoped

    what on earth are you talking about

    I was talking about something *I* did, and not for an online dating site

    I do it because I DON'T WANT TO LICK MY GODDAMN TEETH EVERY TIME I LOAD UP FACEBOOK

    Oh well, nm then. Constant licking could get tiring

    NeoToma on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    there's a difference

    hiding the grody parts of your personality and activities until you know the girl or at least meet her in person is fine

    but using the curve tool to take away a belly and clearing up your skin with blotch-away edit or whatever means you are going to be treated to the delightful experience of a girl trying to hide the fact that she is disappointed in you physically

    you got some problems with your photo? fix the person in the photo

    (except weird teeth stuff that's pretty much fine, teeth are weird with light and stuff)

    the curves tool fixes exposure and colour saturation. Something that makes photos look better and skin colour/teeth/eyes appear more natural

    and you know what, I don't see the problem in cloning a big pussie temporary pimple out of an otherwise great photo

    But I am not going to shrink my belly or clone out my freckles

    you know what attracted me most to the girl I am currently chasing?

    the post processing on her profile photo

    #pipe on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    there's a difference

    hiding the grody parts of your personality and activities until you know the girl or at least meet her in person is fine

    but using the curve tool to take away a belly and clearing up your skin with blotch-away edit or whatever means you are going to be treated to the delightful experience of a girl trying to hide the fact that she is disappointed in you physically

    you got some problems with your photo? fix the person in the photo

    (except weird teeth stuff that's pretty much fine, teeth are weird with light and stuff)

    I am 100% in agreement with this, particularly if you are using the picture to represent yourself

    little things that have to do with photo quality or temporary blemishes are fine, but things that actually change the way you look as a person are not fine

    I say this as someone who is against Myspace angles

    now there's nothing wrong with taking bazillion pictures of you to get one awesome shot of you... as long as we can still tell it's you and we can actually see your face the way we would if we were to walk up to you and shake your hand

    I mean I give myself a lot of shit, but look, this picture here, I always say it looks totally different to every other one I have ever taken, but that's because it looks great... and all joking aside, IT IS ME IN THE PICTURE AND YOU CAN STILL SEE THIS

    I'd prefer it if I were smiling though, honestly

    but hey every so often my self-esteem can do with a kick in the balls and that picture makes me feel good

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    you know what attracted me most to the girl I am currently chasing?

    the post processing on her profile photo

    I love a girl with a good histogram

    AMP'd on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    there's a difference

    hiding the grody parts of your personality and activities until you know the girl or at least meet her in person is fine

    but using the curve tool to take away a belly and clearing up your skin with blotch-away edit or whatever means you are going to be treated to the delightful experience of a girl trying to hide the fact that she is disappointed in you physically

    you got some problems with your photo? fix the person in the photo

    (except weird teeth stuff that's pretty much fine, teeth are weird with light and stuff)

    So it's only okay to hide flaws that you could reasonably expect to be able to deceive someone about in person?

    Also, that's not what curves do.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why do you look like bond villain's henchwoman in all your pics? I'm afraid you might kill me.

    edit: i mean you expression

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    you know what attracted me most to the girl I am currently chasing?

    the post processing on her profile photo

    I love a girl with a good histogram

    aawwwww yeah

    #pipe on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ITT I don't know photoshop terms and don't really care

    Skull Man on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Pipe to be honest that is what I noticed when I first saw her photo too.

    But mine was more, how many filters does the girl actually need?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    juicy

    stop reading your sweatpants out loud

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ITT I don't know photoshop terms and don't really care

    I mean, we all know what the curves tool should do

    AMP'd on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it sounds like that's what it should do

    I didn't know there was an actual "curve tool"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    also celebrities touch up their shit all the time and they're already way too good looking why not us morlocks

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the only decent pictures i got of me are from when i was overseas but that was a time when i stopped shaving and sported something of a beard

    unlike the normal situation where i have a beard every second week

    Air on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have a beard right now.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a proper beard

    it's really depressing

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've never grown a beard

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    Why do you look like bond villain's henchwoman in all your pics? I'm afraid you might kill me.

    edit: i mean you expression

    who me?

    how so

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I still need to learn post processing

    photoshop wizard I am not

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    juicy

    stop reading your sweatpants out loud

    juicy_sweatpants.jpg

    Sweat suit, Shoe. Get it right.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    ITT I don't know photoshop terms and don't really care

    No you care so little you just pass judgment on their usage. Lucky for me I have a really good body and don't need photoshop
    musclesuit.jpg

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